Just how often do people break into his place? Because somehow, I got the impression this happens at least once a month, completely by accident, which would be hilarious.

Effective. I could see this... nice work, simple and to the point. 8belles

Dawwww! It's a start, and new beginnings are better than bad endings any day of the week. _

Good!

this is cute. I like it, and the implication that Bucky breaking in became regular.