This was pretty funny. Thanks for sharing.

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I'm crying :'D This is spot on!

The original script said SS and NH. You nned to learn how to read, fucktard.

Completely spot on. I especially loved the "with all my latest power ups, he's probably the only person left in the world that I can take to bed and not be instantly incinerated by my insane chakra" line. XD
It's so true... And with all the jokes about the bedroom uses of "jinchuuriki stamina" you find on fanfiction, I can't help but want to write something like that, as in, Tsunade goes to Naruto and says:
"sorry gaki, you are forbidden from losing your virginity. Ever. You are so overpowered that I can't allow you to take anyone to bed, it would go against any morals a medic has. You will have to resign yourself to your right hand or go for Sasuke. Lord knows you are the only person in the world that can get a reaction out of that bastard since Itachi died anyway"

Hahahahahaha! *claps* Nicely done! Going into my favorites list...

Lol, love the way you present Naruto with different shipping options and how he reacts to them, pausing and giving his reasons for going with that pairing, while being apologetic for not following his dead mother's wishes.

"Well, not everything's going the way mom told me, but I'm trying my best!"

The SasuNaru goggles was the funniest, while the Kishimoto goggles was the saddest because it turned out the true one.

It's okay Kishi, still should have stuck with Sakura though :/

LOL this parody was too funny and so very true.

On the Sakura part, Naruto is being true to himself since day 1. With Hinita, it goes aganist parallels and history to starting something completely new in an attempt to give it a try.

For Sasuke, well that was spot on just in general.

And yes, I'm surprised too that Naruto is still single all the way up to the Last movie.

Beautiful. Just *beautiful*, the way you parody the ambiguity of that scene. XD

You're my favorite author on this site for a reason, and stuff like this is pretty much it.

OMFG! this was hilarious, thanks for sharing :)

NaruSaku part is kinda sad. Sakura, y u no show your love to Naruto? y u still call Sasuke 'Sasuke-kun!' damn it!

Well, great work, truly.

Haha! I loved the part when it was SasuNaru. Can't help but be confused at Hinata's though. Good job! Please keep updating Ayae's story though. I want to see Itachi crumble in Ayae's arms!

The last line took all of my barriers down and made me giggle like a maniac! :D
Nice story!