This is probably the best fanfic I've ever read, despite its length. Good job! Love all the fluff!

Most amazing. My favorite part was a toss-up between Grunt's attempt and Sam's knighting. Also I do believe you have created a glorious new ship to sail on. All aboard the S.S. Sam/Chakwas!

Fantastic

Lmao that is hilarious

*face palm* Oh you beautiful embarrassing crew members, lol. It's so good to read something with some Karin focus. Chakwas needs more loving 3

Bahahahah go Chakwas! She really is under appreciated at times; her humor definitely made the game even better than it was. Samantha was adorable as usual, and her blushing at the end was just too darn adorable. Ashley and Vega was a very nice touch, and the other couples were perfect. Overall the hilarity of this oneshot was very high, and the dildo...oh man, that dildo. I think I died a little from laughing. Never imagined Shepard saluting with one of those in hand, but hey, for freedom right? What surprised and thrilled me the most though, was Miranda and Jack. They are one of my all-time favorite, if not THE favorite, ME pairing and the fact that you used a character you are not overly fond of...I loved it. Never thought I'd see the day that Miranda actually appeared in your story, and seem liked XD What can I say, I do so love Miranda.

I liked this a lot! I thought it was unpredictable which is refreshing. And I love Chakwas (who doesn't right?) so I was happy to see her in a different and humorous way. She loves her brandy! And yay femshep and liara of course; can never get enough of them :] I thought this was a great comedy! Good job :D

Too freaking funny! This was awesome. I love Grunt's try best.
I, also, would love to see you write a piece for Jack and Miranda. Although I guess it could be included in other stories as well.
Well done!

HAHAHAHA! What the fuck? This was amazing. I think wrex won personally. She touched his dingaling!

This was great. Your writing is exceptional as always.

Have you ever considered writing a Miranda x Jack story? I think you could do amazing things with it. Just a thought.

Thanks for this. I needed a laugh.

Hahahahaha go Sam! And awwww grunt you big softy.

Well i got a good laugh out of this. Its funny how crazy they get when drunk.

I'm speechless. This was *amazing*. And you had Sam win! I love it! I love all of it! And you are a total lying liar, you said the winner for sure wasn't gonna sleep with Chakwas. This is *definitely* probably gonna happen, instead of definitely *not* gonna happen. Liar!

I loved every part of this! Grunt being chivalrous was adorable, and Ashley ordering Chakwas to let her attempt. Jack being scared away by the pocket laser scalpel... It was all wonderful and I'm probably going to read it twice more tomorrow. I love it! Thank you so much for filling this prompt! I wanted more Chakwas hilarity, and you sure as hell delivered! Best fanfiction friend ever!