Oh my word. Well, it's your own fault for not being honest, Aragorn.

cute

Hahaha Elrond seems like a gleeful 3 year old

Love it! Sick!Aragorn fics are awesome!

Oh Valar, this NEEDS a sequel so badly! You. Are. Amazing. My favorite line of this chapter had to be Elladan's "Oh look, he's dead again."

Awesome and hilarious job all the way, and Erestor was right. Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. But they couldn't get any better than this one.

-Agent C.

"In case of fire, in case of flood, in case of Elladan and Elrohir getting in, in case of meteor strike..." How do you come up with these things? I'm internally dying of laughter and trying desperately to keep a straight face.

Over a year?! Okay, now I'm feeling sorry for Aragorn instead of laughing at his misfortunes. Get with it, Elrond!

On second thought, when he does the story will probably end, so... DON'T get with it, Elrond! Just let Aragorn out sometime before year two.

Oh, Elrond. Who doesn't love him when he goes into Ultimate Healer Mode. This continues to crack me up completely, well done!

P.S. Is his doomful glare copyrighted? Because that's my new favorite phrase ever.

Muahahaaa! I love Erestor's fanfics and style. Your similar one here is cracking me up. So is Elrond's list of possible ailments for Aragorn.

-Agent C.

This. Was utterly brilliant. Dreadful - oh yes, very dreadful - but no more dreadful than Peter Jackson's butchering of the story, so I can forgive it that. Your writing and hysterical turn of phrase more than make up for it. XD

OMG... just... this XD I'm dead. It was hilarious! Well, actually I don't know what to think ;) like uh didn't know Elrond was such a mad scientist type doctor XP but it was so funny at the same time. Becsuse im bored amd i can, I'm going to tell you my favorite part of each chapter

Ch 1-I smiled; it's so much fun to test my patients!
Ch 2-maybe he is better with a beard... o well, too late now! From there till the end
Ch 3-but I don't think I will. I'm making too much money selling it to Thandruil (really lost it there, if I ever had it ;) also - well, as they say, time flies when your having fun.
Ch 4-Lord Elrond always had the bodies taken away in 24 hours, and, in case of Elladan and Elrohir getting in
Ch 5-Lindir, look what you did! You're running my tile! (He does like his tile ;), I banged on his head, it sounded hollow, but it alway had, and finally my favorite part: what are you doing undeceased? Don't you know it's very naughty to go around playing dead. (That part therw) the blackmail via pipe weed was pretty funny too!

And yes I realize A) this was posted a few months ago, and B) it's a super long review, but, I read ur longer story for one ;) and I'm sure all reviews are appreciated! (?) Amd if not, sorry anyway! Accept it and move on in life ;D ok I'm done (btw I'm sure u picked up on this but just in case, the last part was jowing so don't take it serious lol)

Wow, That was HI-LAR-I-IOUS! It was a perfect story! Very well written and very funny. :D A

Da da DA! Evil Cliffie! Who knew Aragorn was a hypochondriac? ;)

THAT WAS AWESOME! Very good job. I couldn't stop laughing. :D :) It was a beautifully written, absolutely perfect story. :D :)

aww, that was cute. GREAT job!

MOSO