Paul: ‘imma just order this movie from amazon’
Percy: ‘HELL NO! DONT GIVE THOSE CRAZY LADIES ANY MORE MONEY!

this is amazing! and i love icarus too, well done!

Just name the kid after someone who died in the Second Titan or Second Giant Wars. I always thought that Percy and Annabeth would name their firstborn baby boy Luke.

HIS OWN BOOKS ARE PUBLISHED BY HYPERION. And I love his pet peeve.. It's adorable. Congrats!

Ha. My personal favorite is the Mars Bar.

this was awesome. i love laughing at the freak outs people right about when connecting real life stuff to the demigods.

That was absolutely fantastic!

I'M JUST SAYING IT SHOULD BE BOB FOR A BOY!

Hilarious!

THIS
i never noticed all those brand names until i read percy jackson and found out all the gods
i mean, there is a fountain of poseidon in my old childhood town that i've never noticed before
there is a shop called 'venus' literally 5 minutes away that i've been to tons of times and never noticed
there is the 'triton' gum
and hermes postal service
and the nike shoes
and THE PLANETS
it is so much easier remembering all the moons when you know mythology - jupiter's moons are practically only zeus' lovers, ares has phobos and deimos, pluto has charon (i laughed so much when i found out, charon orbiting hades for all eternity whining about italian taxes)

So funny I live it!

Love it, O know what you mean,sometimes I have to stop and laught at some of the strangest connections between history and mythology and modern brands. Have a wonderful day :)

There is also a song called Riptide...

this was hilarious xD

Hahaha, this was fun to read! I can definitely see Percy getting angry about these things. :) Nice work!