"Lol," she said, very dramatically and quotably.

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Oh my god. Guys. GUYS. I can't stop laughing, and not only that, you wrote it so well. This is truly amazing satire, and how the hell is it this long? I'm amazed, really.

Really, though. I've been hitting the table with my hand so that I won't draw attention from laughing so much. Please write more brilliant satire in the future, pleeeeeaaaaasssseeee.

[her light asian skin] excuse u i am very tan but god bless anyways
ray raygun]] iRMA KOREANESE GOYANI YOU BE GLAD I DON'T HAVE AN ACTUAL GUN ON ME RN OR ELSE I'D LEGIT SHOOT YOU RN (but jk im cryING) wHY IRMA WHYYY RAY RAYGUN IS LIKE THE WORST NAME IN THE HISTORY OF WORST NAMES
fray]] no
no faymily. no.
iM SOBBING WHAT IS THE COMMERCIAL BREAK I CAN'T whats with the shitty emus AND THE BEACH AND THE NUMBERS ohmygod irma what were you smoking when you wrote this please share some
jinle bellsh] *jINGLE YOU PIECE OF SHIT i will murder you
black white and red all over]] in suPERNATURAL WHICH IS 120938102301928390182309182037893475234 TIMES BETTER MIND YOU, THE ANSWER TO THIS JOKE IS EIGHT DECAPITATED NUNS OK
smart kid]] im fucking crying
chess-induced high]] one day irma i will fly to california and burn you on your ceilinG JESUS CHRIST

this is the worst spn au i've ever read in my life

IRMA WHY DID I JUST FIND THIS WHY
I GOOGLED "HAZEL MALLORN" WITH A SPACE AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP AND I SIMPLY CANNOT I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER THIS IS MY NEW OTP
ILY ILY ILY &hearts

[too lazy to submit on right account. must note i am highly offended at a) my death and b) my poor articulation.]

Warning: excess caps.

SOUP OR NATURAL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

I'm your host, Ray Raygun.] CRYING EMMELINE WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS

I'M SOBBING OHMYGOD YOUR DESCRIPTION OF THE FAYMILY KIDS BLESS BLESS (but 'a collar of jingle bells around her neck' jINGLE BELLS IS A MALE)

Mary, Fray's cousin] MARY WINCHESTER?

I FREAKING KNEW IT THAT /IS/ MARY WINCHESTER

STUPID EMUS JESUS CHRIST I'M GLAD I'M NOT ON THAT BLOODY SHOW I WOULD SHOOT THOSE EMUS OKAY

69 666 2048 ARC NUMBERS ARC NUMBERRRRSSSSS

FELLA IS A MALE IRMA WHY DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THIS

"A panda murdering an emu!"] WERE MY ANKLE NOT SPRAINED I'D BE ROLLING ALL OVER THE FLOOR OHMYGOD

FRAIM :3 I SHIP IT (whispers irmay)

OhmyGod Felicia's way of speaking SHE'S MAKING HER BROTHER READ HER THE FAULT IN OUR STARS BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN SAY 'ONCE' CORRECTLY

YOU KILLED FAIM CREYS DON'T BE CRUEL

THIS IS THE MOST STUPID GAME SHOW EVER I S2G WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS SOUP OR NATURAL WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD ENTER THIS SHOW

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD /OR/ /OR/ THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST MORBID SHOW EVER IT'S LIKE AN EPISODE OF HAPPY TREE FRIENDS (ALSO I HATE YOU FOR KILLING FELICIA BECAUSE I LOVE FELICIA BECAUSE SHE'S COOLER THAN YOU BECAUSE I'M COOLER THAN YOU OK) BLESS YOU IRMA

xx Angie

This is now my OTP.

i
i have no words
to describe how i feel about this
this is beautiful but also terrible
i
irma why

This is so crackily accurate.

OHMYGOD IRMA OHMYGOD I BURST OUT LAUGHING IN MATH CLASS BECAUSE OF THIS DEAR GOD

omfg this is beautiful and also beautiful bless you

I LOVE YOU
IRMA THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE THING ON EARTH
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU

THE SNOGGING AND THE SUCK MY DICK AND EVERYTHING JUST EVERYTHING I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH WITHOUT DYING AND ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR HELP THIS IS 13947013984901384091385091375091384 CRACKIER THAN MY FIC AND RAY'S COMBINED

HAMSTER ALARM CLOCK JORDAN IRMACRY.

DISCRIMINATION AGAINST SPN? DIS-FUCKING-CRIMINATION AGAINST SPN WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT YOUNG LADY I S2G I WILL WRITE IRMANGEL SMUT IF I HAVE TO /sobs into pillow I WILL MURDER MURDE HOW DARE YOU DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MY SPN PRECIOUS BABIES /cuddles. BULLSHIT THAT'S BULL SPN DON'T BE OFFENDED PRECIOUS BABY /cuddles more.

im so glad i murdered you in the next paragraph. and by yew again two paragraphs later. /claps violently.

s2g zoehtoes/ten is so legit and "dat ass" is so legit and lUNCH LADY ROSE TYLER /dead

mr abernathy ohmygod ALCOHOL IS A SOLUTION IM SOBBING DEAR GOD IM ALKSDHASJDLKAJSDKLHADFLAJSDLKAJSD IM CREYS

irma dying trying to stop angie's DRIVEBY im going to die rn asdlakdjlajsd i s2g this is killing me god bless you child bless you and your dark gooey tortured non-spn soul /stabs

ALSO YES YES YES SUSPICION IS INDEED IN MY DEMONIC BLOOD OF COURSE IT IS

hazel stroking cinnamon bun can is 1212368192398174897129837129846912740812743125% in character god bless you child

OHMYGOD HILDA EATING MINT CHOCO CHIP ICE CREAM GOD BLESS YOU AN BUSINESS BOSSCAT BLESS YOU AGAIN JOAN AND THE FLAILING ARMS BLESS YOU SOME MORE MARY SUE CAR BLESS YOU EVEN MORE GOD DAMMIT IM CHOKING

also levihan you don't know levihan the way i dooooooo /sobs /breaks down sobbing

THE CHIPMUNK AND THE CHEERIO IM DYING IM SITTING HERE LAUGHING AND LAUGHING SO DAMN HARD ASLDJKALSKFJLAKSHFUAFHASDHAROIEHAOIDLASD

/HEADDESKS LOUD HEADDESKING fringe fans are called the cortexiphan children irma THE CORTEXIPHAN CHILDREN fringe fans is such a boring name CORTEXIPHAN CHILDREN CORTEXIIIPPPHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN

OHMYGOD IRMA YOU MISSED IT YOU HAD A /PERFECTLY GOOD CHANCE TO DO THE THING/ YOU HAD A CHANCE AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE IT GOD DAMMIT AKSDJHASLDHAKSFJLAKSJDASD IN THE GHOST AU THERE WAS THIS THING THAT WAS LIKE
ANDIE: AW IT'S LOCKED
JORD: /POPS OUT WALL
JORD: YOU PRONOUNCED IT WRONG
REFERENCES YOUNG LADY

/still crying

preps
ohmygod prep ?
THIS IS NOT MY IMMORTAL YOUNG LADY /choking to death help

holy shit it actually is the dumblybore from my immortal IRMAPROPHETOFTHELORD
/shot

everyone is so fucking ooc and im so fucking ooc but god bless you child i'll be laughing for the rest of my life ALSO THE CHIPEERIO THING OHMYGOD

no, we'd have a fivesome with dumblydoor's fanfic remains. obvs.
srsly wAHT XD

aim is more ooc than SWAGMAS. . . i mean dumblydor.

WILLIRMA SHAKESPEARE I AM LIKE TWO PARAGRAPHS IN AND ALREADY SPENT FIVE MINUTES LAUGHING AND I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES OHMYGOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH LASDJLAHFLHASDKASJDLKAJSDLKAJSD

ENVOLIO IM CRYING OHMYGOD I CAN'T BREATHE
also the nusery lullaby songs alskdjhlakjfklasjdaklsjd dear god

im going to cry so much genderbending and joanaline IM ALSDHJLKAJSLKADJFLKASJFLAKJSD IM CREYS

[how much he loved math, particularly exponents] I AM SO DONE WITH EVERYTHING
"all the cinnamon bun cans who have liekd me will agree." OHMY FUCK IRMA.
YEWLIET AND THE DRESS IM CHOKING IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS JFC /chokes

PARDAN AND SNOWBALT SNOWBALT PRESIDENT SNOWBALT PARDAN OHMYGOD I JUST CHOKED IN THE MIDDLE OF SCIENCE TEACHER EXPLAINING PLANETARY MOVEMENTS DEAR GOD

I AM SO DONE
SO SO SO DONE
FRAIR LAWRAYCE
DONE
SO DONE
EVERYTHING
/dead

HAVE SAFE SEX OHMYGOD IRMA I THOUGHT YOU WERE /INNOCENT/

"you yewliet, not you nurse angel"
/SON OF A BITCH I'M SO DONE

"i named my math textbook after you" I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THIS IS BEAUTIFUL WORK OF ART TRULY

A RECIPE I RAN INTO WHILE SUMMONING DEMONS GOD BLESS YOU CHILD THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY ACTUALLY IN CHARACTER LINE OF THE WHOLE THING BESIDES YEWLIET'S LOL SEQUENCE LOL GOD BLESS YOU
demons :3

TERYYTRUTYUTURYTFJYHIIYFUYYUOKFYGIUHIUGYYK THE WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAING JFJHGHKHKGK AND BROTHER KAYN

PARDAN ME
IRMA NOOO I JUST CHOKED OH MY BANANA FUCK YOU

/wipeseyes
this is too beautiful

god bless you child

Absolutely ** cracktastic!