i'm posting this on my main, idc

A disgraced security consultant. A chemist who never asked for any of this. An infamous thief with an edge for disguise. A part-time mountain guide. A wine connoisseur on the run. To be honest, Victor thinks Detroit has never been more exciting. Thieves AU.

—and one exception. "There were approximately two thousand and fifty-three thoughts running through Yuuri's head at that moment, and at least two thousand and fifty-three of them ran along the lines of: Oh my god, I am literally going to die."

—and one time it wasn't. Christophe Giacometti. Twenty-five. Cat lover, chocolate eater. Professional Swiss figure skater and confirmed Grand Prix finalist. Running an unofficial dating advice ring for Russian skaters who don't listen to him to begin with. How did his life come to this? Translation available in 简体中文.

in which victor and yuuri inspire each other through victorian flower language. alternate universe. rated t for language, dedicated to hazel&zero.

—but you know legends never die. short retellings of greek myths with doctor who characters.

all patients know there is no stage six —au sam/dean brotherly dynamic, rated t for death.

molly hooper doesn't like dandelions —molly/sherlock thing for emily on gift giving extravaganza 2014.

there is a thing sleeping in the bed across the room. —dean/sam season four brotherly dynamics. for jess on gift giving extravaganza 2014.

"she hates him, and she loves him, just as she hates and loves herself. but the stars are crossed, and the last time he sees her smile is in a burning photograph." –jo/dean AU, for selene. rated for death.