All I know is that somehow, I have this thing in my stomach, and I'm laying here dying. Game Over indeed. Drabble.

You know the poem, Roses are..." "For sick, sick people." "Uh..."

You're no assassin. You're just a perverted killing maniac." Rated for language and implications.

When Travis' professional wrestling career goes up in smoke he's left alone in the Death Match bar in Santa Destroy. It takes one woman to change his life forever. JeanexTravis

She had the voice of an angel, the intentions of something far more sinister. But in times of desperation, anything would do. Rated for language and suggestive themes.

Definition: satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune.

Many things can happen on a Santa Destroy hillside. Rated for implications.

A short little NMH fic featuring Bishop Shidux of Beef Head Video fame, as well as some TravisXShinobu. Please Read and Review!

Letz tries to save himself from OOCness and fangirls.

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And the screams of Scarlet Jacobs- of Shinobu- echoed throughout Santa Destroy. Spoilers, rated for violence.

At the end of the bloody trail, there was a door, there was a voice; there was the announcement of a walking eccentricity, there was a giant brain, and there was the hall you just couldn't get down fast enough.

Bad Girl likes to smash clones. But, exactly, after who are modeled those clones?

The last kiss was so long ago that he doesn't remember it anymore. Maybe the last kiss doesn't even exist.

A short little fic where Harvey tries to cheer up Shinobu in the hospital after her Ranking Match against Travis. ShinobuXHarvey friendship. Please R & R...if you're willing.

Letz Shake's story: my poor present for a utterly underrated character.

A fic explaining Destroyman's past and joining of the UAA. Probably a bit OOC because it makes him seem more psychotic than evil murderous jerk, but it can still work out into being that. Contains violence and blood, of course. PLease R & R!

Takes place after Jeane is defeated. Shinobu and Travis head back to Santa Destroy together, and the samurai girl is feeling a little nervous being so close to the otaku. Onesided TravisXShinobu, because I kind of like this pairing. Please R & R!

Another 30-sentence fic for NMH, but this time it's focused on the secret romance of Travis and Shinobu. Warning: Major OOCness and an age difference of nine years! Travis X Shinobu. Please R & R! Mainly takes place AFTER the game. FIXED ALL ERRORS.

A short day in the life of the ever amazing Letz Shake, who had been so unfortunate as to die before you even get to fight him in the game. No pairings or anything, but Destroyman is mentioned as being an asshole, so watch out. Please R & R.

Even assassins can fall in love during a mission. Especially the gay ones. 30 random sentences of Bad Girl X Holly Summers shoujo ai and yuri. I'm gonna try to make more NMH fics, too! Please R & R!

Upon seeing the second rank, dressed head to toe in Sweet Lolita and drunk on who knows what kind of lager, he couldn't help but notice similarities between her and a few others he knew all too well. Spoilers, rated for language and violence.

A very short NMH No More Heroes fic. Takes place as Helter-Skelter wakes up and is called down to face off against a certain beamsword-weilding mentally sane psychopath. Holly Summers X Helter-Skelter stuff, too. PLease R & R!

A take on two characters of the game. Spoilers. Rated T for implied situations.

Dr Peace's last moments before his ranking fight with Travis. Complete with song lyrics.