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Focus: Anime/Manga .hack/SIGN, Since: 05-29-05
Founder: aromatic-grass - Stories: 10 - Followers: 0 - id: 15843
If you like to poke fun at .hack, here's the community for you! All bloopers, jokes, parodies, and general .hack stupidity goes here.

The Joys of Sake by Sargent Snarky reviews
If you watch legend of twilight, you know there is a mod for Sake. We see what happens when Tsukasa, being extremely depressed, decides to try this glorious upload. After all, our little wavemaster can feel and smell in the World, why can't he taste?
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Complete
hackSKITS by Spike 558 reviews
What was once a satire on the problems arising with writing a .hack//SIGN fic has now evolved into a whole bunch of parodies of hack//SIGN. Enjoy!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,793 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 8/5/2003
Oh, for the hate of Mary Sues! by Uber Flare reviews
Don't you tire of endless Mary-Sue stories? This is a parody, with horrible things happening to the 'Sues, poo-colored phases, love pentagons, and Aura, evil.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005
Kite learns how to masterblade by Kung fu fighter reviews
everybody was kung fu fighting
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2004
Silly Songs With Tsukasa by Amicably Apathetic reviews
This is a story about random things happening to members of the .hack crew. It includes grunties, weird songs, and more. Chapter 8 is now out! This is the FINAL chapter! EDIT: I've updated all of the chapters and made some small and HUGE changes.
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Complete
HackSTUPIDITY by the butt reviews
...I do not do drugs, but this story makes me look like I do...
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/21/2004
The True Story To Infection by Luna-Starr reviews
Elk is an Aromatic grass addict. Aura is a scary armless girl. Kite screams imaginary bracelet constantly. Fate of 2 worlds....we're doomed
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
dot hack HIGH by Minkachan reviews
A parody of Because I got High by Afroman. ;
.hack/SIGN - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/20/2003
hacksaw by aromatic-grass reviews
When Kite finds himself trapped in a dungeon with Piros, what horrors await? Parody based off the movie Saw!
.hack/SIGN - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005