Dumbledore hires a Muggle for the first time, and Shawn becomes the new Divination teacher. Him and Gus join the Order of the Chicken, hunt for Horcruxes, solve crime, taunt Slytherins, and elude Dolores Umbridge the cougar to avoid being sent to Azkaban.
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Severus S., Shawn S.