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Joined 10-15-17, id: 9868259, Profile Updated: 03-30-19
Author has written 13 stories for Rise of the Guardians, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Pegasus, Kate O'Hearn, Huntik: Secrets & Seekers, Thor, Avengers, Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま, and Supernatural.

Hey world!

I’ve kind of been outta sorts lately and have been terrible with updates but I’m hoping to get back to my old stories and maybe publish some oneshots I’ve been sitting on.

Anyhow, love all you little muffins out there! Hope you have a great day!

UPDATE: So my computer decided to die on me so updates will continue to be terribly slow but I'm working on new chapters for Agony's Our Friend and also am wrapping up the next section of Loki and Simone's series so hopefully that will be up soon! Thanks to all you guys (and especially my pal guest user avidreader for being the push I needed to get back into the writing spirit! Thanks pal!)

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Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Urethral Stone by Jfjdjsncncndnensbx reviews
A parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Will Dumbledore ever wear a normal robe? Will Harry ever get a hot potato? Will Hermione ever shut up? Find out more in this parody adaptation of the beloved first book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Don't Worry, I've Got You by KaseyBeth reviews
Klance Modern College AU Sickfic- Sick Keith and eventually sick Lance. Warning: Vomiting, fever, crying, angst, mentions of suicide, depression. Please be warned the first chapters are HEAVY sickfics.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,973 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 8/23/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Princess Allura
The Savior and Simon by OnceUponATimeInRiverdale reviews
AU. Bram is a superhero with the power of flight and super strength called The Savior. He uses his powers to keep the people of Shady Creek, Georgia safe. But when he's not The Savior, he's just Bram Greenfeld. A soccer player with a huge crush on Simon Spier. When the two finally get close enough to fall in love, Bram must keep Simon safe from the dark side of being a superhero.
Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,112 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 2/26/2018 - [Blue/Bram, Simon] - Complete
Night Terrors by CharryWotter reviews
Urushihara experiences bad nightmares about his near-death experience with Emilia the Hero, and he tries his hardest to stay awake and not disturb Maou or Ashiya as they sleep. One night, though, he can't help it...Contains Urushihara whump and comfort :)
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Lucifer/Urushihara H. - Complete
Soft by temporalgambit reviews
Huang isn't quite sure how he got himself into this mess, but he knows there's not much he can do about it now.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Hei, Mao, Huang - Complete
A Strange Sort of Family by Aetherschreiber reviews
Thor contemplates his mortal comrades in arms, shortly after they recover Loki's scepter in Sokovia. A little whump, a little gap-filler, and some warm fuzzies. Rated for a little potty mouth.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
What Loki's Scepter Leaves Behind by MarvelCW reviews
This is basically some scenes I felt were missing from the movie. I think the movie was great, but I would've thought it was greater if these were in it! I don't own any of the characters. Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye, Steve Rogers AKA Captain America, Natasha Romanoff AKA Black Widow, Tony Stark AKA Iron Man, Thor, Loki, and Jarvis. Hurt, Friendship, humor. Clint!Tony!Whump
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Ramifications by M J Azilem reviews
What happens in between the time the Hulk Smashes Loki and when Thor takes Loki back home. Someone has to keep Loki prisoner. Fury has a plan. Lots of Loki!Whump. some brotherly feels and avengers to the rescue.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Loki
Hospitality by SlytherinElektra reviews
Loki is found on Earth by SHIELD, and receives their particular branch of hospitality. The Avengers are not too happy. Loki!whump and angst.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Loki, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
all is not gold that glitters by Mikkeneko reviews
When Loki finds himself hurt and in need of help, he comes to an old former enemy for help. Avengers AU, Loki whump, some implied Steve/Loki feels. Gift fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Loki's torture by Pozagee reviews
Loki is subjected to torture by SHIELD, and the Avengers must rescue him.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Loki - Complete
You do not have to walk on your knees by Min Daae reviews
It's not that he's invested in keeping them alive. The idea of someone else killing them first, though, is a bit offensive. Or: a funny pattern starts to emerge between dire situations involving various Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,277 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 117 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Loki, Thor, Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Nightmares by Loki God of Trickery reviews
When Loki is imprisoned in SHIELD, he has a nightmare. Thor, being a good older brother, comforts him. Loki whump, one sided bromance from Thor, unpredictable Loki and angst.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Moments in memory by brokenunicorn reviews
A collection of frostiron oneshots prompted by readers about the lives of Tony and Loki. usally h/c or angst probably, but pretty much all types.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Green Stilettos In Colorado by HazelBook reviews
Natasha Romanoff should be celebrating, but when an old enemy returns she cannot help but fall for his intelligence and silver tongue... I suck at summery's. Natasha/Loki if you squint, it's just innocent flirting sort of. whatever its your opinion. NO SLASH!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
I Am Here by SignorinaSickfic reviews
HIATUS. Will return soon After a brief trip to Earth, Loki falls ill with a human disease, but tries to hide it. When things go wrong at his father's banquet, Thor discovers just how sick his brother is, and vows to remain with him and care for him when their parents cannot. Fluff, but might become a little angst later. No slash. Sick!Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Thor, Loki
Bite of Winter by Nicholls reviews
Tony Stark hates winter, and it has nothing to do with the fact that he and Loki are trapped under a collapsed bridge. Ok, so maybe that does have a bit to do with it. Still, he'd rather be in Miami than New York at the moment.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fancy meeting you here! by Terrenis reviews
What if Thor had found Loki already in Stuttgart and confronted him right there?...slight Thor/Loki – Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Like Poison by MaverikFlame reviews
Loki makes another enemy and decides to go to the Avengers for help. The Avengers are not amused.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,111 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Loki, Thor
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Agony's Our Friend reviews
***ON HIATUS*** Jack meets Agony, a friendly spirit, and the very embodiment of pain. Not that she tells him that. Agony likes to stay out of the way, but when Pitch returns, she finds herself stepping up to save not only the guardians, but all the children of the world. (Incomplete, but I'm trying to post new chapters every few days)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Jack Frost, Jamie, Pitch, Man in the Moon
Broken Bells and Shattered Glass reviews
Loki's memories are blurred, pain the only constant, and Death's open arms seeming so inviting. But a voice that isn't his has it's own thoughts on Death. - Steve and a few others are sent in to take out a Hydra base, but when they arrive, a woman in bloody armor has gotten in before them. Her madness rivals Loki's own, and the heart-wrenching sight has nowhere to go but down.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Loki, OC
Forgotten reviews
***ON HIATUS*** Emily, Joel and Paelen meet Pymos, a mysterious creature with no memories before waking up in a cavern on the edge of Xanadu. The only thing Pymos knows is that they're not supposed to be here... (cross-posted on Ao3 and wattpad)
Pegasus, Kate O'Hearn - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 11/26/2017
Not All Fights End Bloody, but This One Did reviews
What ever happened to Lucifer/Urushihara between episodes five and six?
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2018 - Published: 5/31/2018
Music is the Strongest Form of Magic reviews
Not that infiltrating Hydra bases with a plan to bring everyone there to proper justice wasn't fun, but rats were not fun. Neither, for that matter, were the bodies littering the floor. Steve, Tony, and Natasha are the only Avengers available when a new mission is called in - a top secret Hydra base, claimed to be containing an alien weapon, has had its location compromised
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 3/7/2018 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Stay With Me, Little One
Leea Hartnel is five years old when she first meets the archangel Gabriel, when he descends from heaven and answers her father's prayers to save his little girl from a powerful spirit
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,409 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2018 - Gabriel
Mission: Demonic, Legendary Titan of Shadows reviews
Dante's team goes on what should have been a simple mission to retrieve the amulet of Demonic from an ancient priest's tomb - but the tomb's built-in defenses have ideas of their own... and I mean that far too literally.
Huntik: Secrets & Seekers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 12/18/2017
Confused Together reviews
Princess Eyia from Alfheim is staying with the Odinsons for some months on Asgard - everything seems to be going okay until Thor develops a crush on Eyia. But Thor isn't the only one... and besides, Eyia has always had more in common with Loki
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2018 - Published: 3/2/2018 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Pegasus Oneshots reviews
From Joemily to Paelen and Chrysoar arguing - little plot bunnies I couldn't get out of my head. Rating 'cause I'm paranoid
Pegasus, Kate O'Hearn - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Emily J., Joel D., Paelen
A 'Small' Cliff reviews
"Oh gods why did he have to argue with Volstagg about the usefulness of magic… couldn't he have let it be for once? A thousand insults was better than this!" - Or the one where Loki gets his ass inadvertently kicked and Thor feels terrible when he realizes that his brother was actually hurt - bad. AKA more than necessary Loki whump. Rating 'cause I'm paranoid
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Thor, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Paelen Instead reviews
Just a little thing I've had stuck in my head - What if Paelen had landed on Emily's roof instead of Pegasus? (Not sure if I'm continuing, so it's marked as complete, but I may get around to it later...)
Pegasus, Kate O'Hearn - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Emily J., Paelen - Complete
Solangelo oneshot: Shut Up Already reviews
Nico's tired and Will won't shut up. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Solangelo Oneshot: There was a monster? reviews
Nico wakes up in the Apollo cabin after an attack on the camp
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Nico A., Will S. - Complete
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