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Joined 02-03-06, id: 983872, Profile Updated: 08-19-16
Author has written 7 stories for Janet Evanovich, and In Plain Sight.

I'm hopelessly addicted to romance novels and because of that would like everything to end happily. It's kind of a problem. This doesn't mean that I don't appreciate a good bit of angst though. As long as it has a point, I'm all for some angst!

According to my twitter profile I am Queen of the Awkward Turtles, Empress of Poor Decisions and Great Ideas (the the two are one in the same when alcohol is involved) and the Lady of the Blender. Jose and I are tight like spandex.

I was once a student at the University in Texas, and if I throw in some cowboy boots and y'alls, it's because I've gone native.

Now I'm a graduate student and expat in the Middle East. Fun times y'all

Well, those are the basics, I promise that my more recent stories are significantly better than this hastily constructed profile! (The earlier ones... well. I make no promises or excuses for those)

I'm in the middle of revamping and completing a series I started when I was still in college. I forgot how much fun I had with JE's characters. I must say, I never made it past the 12th book. The idiocy became too painful. If Steph and Ranger ever end up together for realsies, I will read that book. Until then, I much prefer the fanfiction.

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Sexless and Stircrazy by Obsessive Reader22 reviews
Steph is unable to eat her sweets..Joe is out of her life, and Ranger is in the Wind. Will the Merry Men know what to do? Total Tart short. Story better than summary. T rating only for suggestive language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Wrong Choices by ILYmarissa reviews
What happens when you think you have finally made a decision and it turns out to be the wrong one?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006
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Biting Cold reviews
5 Years after the events of Piping Hot, major changes are sweeping through the lives of Stephanie, Ranger, Abby, Sean, and the Merry Men. After major renovations, I'm re-publishing this story. If you've read this before, you might not recognise the first few chapters. Please don't write spoilers in the reviews!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/29/2016 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Piping Hot reviews
Another wild and zany skip forces Steph to finally sort out her nonsense. Can Ranger do the same? *Now lovingly (and completely) edited and restored!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,831 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Apologies and Pie reviews
After four months of stony silences, a ban on flirting, no teasing, nothing-but-the-facts-ma'am Marshall, she was lost. So far gone that the map was useless.
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Marshall M., Mary S. - Complete
Trenton's Thumbelina reviews
This is a story I started in high school and finally got drunk enough to finish. If you're in the mood for something totally silly and pointless, this is for you! Enjoy, and please don't judge too harshly
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Plastic Sporks and Spoons, Oh My! reviews
So this is a babe story and its hilarious, or at least it sounded hilarious in my head. R&R!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/9/2006
Lonely Night reviews
A rather depressing one shot that floated around my brain until I finally typed it out
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Smacking Sense into Batman reviews
Right so this is sum Rs like iono randomness that popped into my head in english class. oneshot although if enough ppl ask me to, i will continue it
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2006
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