UnstableUniverseshide bio
 Author has written 51 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Criminal Minds, Frozen, Avatar: Last Airbender, Firefly, Muppet Show, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Godzilla, Bee Movie, Scooby Doo, Teletubbies, Ouran High School Host Club, James Bond, Phineas and Ferb, Lion King, CatDog, Tomb Raider, Thomas the Tank Engine, Resident Evil, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Cartoons, Power Rangers, Casper's Scare School, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Death Note, Danny Phantom, X-Men, Gossip Girl, Harry Potter, Overwatch, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Daredevil, Steven Universe, Pacific Rim, Monster House, Fairly OddParents, Ghostbusters, Cars, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Community, ParaNorman, Suite Life series, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Despicable Me, Avatar, Friday the 13th, Indiana Jones, Lilo & Stitch, My Little Pony, and Bird Box. Read and listen to us butcher two fandoms at once! The nonexistent FanFic account for the Unstable Universes podcast. Or listen to us on GooglePlay, Itunes and wherever else people listen to podcasts. |
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The Good, The Junk & The Birdbox
An outlaw delivers love letters by the cover of night. But when the two lovers decide to meet he is faced with a dangerous decision, bring a commoner to the wasteland or pass up the highest paying job of his career.
Crossover - Overwatch & Bird Box - Rated: T - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Published: 5/13/2019 - J. Fawkes/Junkrat, J. McCree - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pony Plague reviews
A trip to the shrieking shack uncovers multiple dead bodies. But the hooved ghosts remain to help lead Draco, Harry and Hermione to the person responsible. It's only when Harry himself falls down with the strange illness that the team must rush against the clock to reverse the damage and stop the pony plague.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 3/23/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Hawaiian Roller Coaster Prom
Blair Waldorf would lie, cheat and kill to become prom queen. But Lilo and Reuben have other plans. Two plans, one night and superpowers. What could go wrong? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Published: 6/6/2018 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Your Ex Never Marks The Spot
A priceless USB lies deep within the ground. But in the darkness lies secrets that Indiana would rather leave forgotten. Written by Velvet Duke for the Unstable Universes Live Show.
Crossover - X-Men & Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Published: 6/3/2018 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Indiana Jones, Sallah - Complete
The Decrepit Clocktower
It's been left in ruins for centuries. Time and technology advanced leaving the clocktower to slowly rust and decay. However, one gear still remains untouched by years of neglect. Two groups are willing to fight to the death for this rare metal, but only one will walk away victorious.
Crossover - X-Men & Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Scott S./Cyclops, Raven D./Mystique, James H./Wolverine/Logan, Indiana Jones - Complete
Haunting At The Amity Park Cafe reviews
The three baristas give dazzling smiles, but Danny knows better than to trust them. Sam's tale of deceit and danger ensures that Danny doesn't trust anyone in the Amity Park Cafe. But when Tucker unknowingly enters, Danny is forced to make a decision that could change his life. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2018 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer - Complete
His Leather Is Too Thiccc
The stage is set of a once in a lifetime show, and Light managed to score tickets. But when he gets heckled by the performer things start to go downhill fast. Can Light stop the madness before it's too late, or will the show end in a bloodbath? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Published: 5/17/2018 - Light Y. - Complete
Hades' Secret Weapon
A battle between the gods rips the world apart leaving nothing but smoking remains. But Hades has a plan to stop the fight. A secret weapon that he must enter Camp Half-Bloor to retrieve. Will he be able to cross the threshold or will Annabeth fight until her last breath?
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Friday the 13th - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Annabeth C., Hades, Percy J., Jason V. - Complete
One Ruler, One Decider, One God reviews
The gods are dead. No sun means that fire has become the most valuable resource. When firewood runs out at Camp Half-Blood Percy and Annabeth must move their campers across the lake to Camp Crystal Lake where they run into a waterlogged camper and his frightening mother.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Jason V. - Complete
A Snowy Day with the Bois
The snow is falling on Pandora, and a chilly Jake Sully must help his orphan friend Casper with a sacred Na'vi trial: build the best damn snowman you possibly can for the goddess Eywa. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Casper's Scare School & Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Published: 5/2/2018 - Casper, Jake S., Eytukan, Eywa - Complete
Let's Get a Physical
After the tragic death of Trini, the Yellow Ranger, the power coin must be passed on to someone new and the honourable place of Yellow Ranger will be filled once more. Four friends all vie for a chance at the coveted position, but first they must pass a physical examination at the hands of Alpha-5 and Zordon. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Zordon, Alpha-5, Minions - Complete
Step Aside, Putty Patrol It's Minions Time
The vile Rita Repulsa and nefarious Finster have been concocting a new type of henchman that will replace their need for the Putty Patrol. Kimberly Hart, the Pink Ranger, is unfortunate enough to experience this procedure. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2018 - Kim H., Rita, Finster, Minions - Complete
The Icy Wasteland that is My Heart reviews
Far north, in the heart of the frigid tundra, Warden Pingu keeps a watchful eye over his Titan and Survey Corps prisoners. When Prisoner 2569, name Eren Jaeger, starts a commotion, Warden Pingu has no choice but to discover what is the root of his anger.
Crossover - Misc. Cartoons & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2018 - Eren Y. - Complete
Legolas v Gimli: Dawn of Justice reviews
Evan wakes up with no recollection of where he is or what happened, all he knows is that these two men want to fight and someone needs to mediate. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Legolas, Gimli, OC - Complete
Snacccc Time With Smeagol
Frodo and Samwise traverse through the Old Forest on their way to destroy the ring when a young girl blocks their path asking for help. But helping her may lead them to the most dangerous being they have ever encountered. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2018 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Gollum, OC - Complete
The Ultimate Breakup: Murder
Mothman isn't treating his mother very well. Maybe his boyfriend Chris Redfield could treat her the way she deserves. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Chris R. - Complete
Murder on the Thomas Express
A train broken down in the middle of nowhere. A murderer roams the halls. An angry Mr Moseby won't stop yelling. Will Zack and Cody be able to beat the clock and solve the murder of Thomas before the murderer gets away? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast
Crossover - Thomas the Tank Engine & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Thomas, Cody M., Zack M., London T. - Complete
Squished Like Grapes
Detectives Zack and Cody are face to face with their toughest case yet, the case of the Pigeage Gang. A notorious group of murderers crushing people to death with their bare feet. Can they solve the case before they lose another friend? Written for the Unstable Universe Podcast.
Crossover - Thomas the Tank Engine & Suite Life series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2018 - Thomas, Cody M., Zack M., Maddie F. - Complete
Beat the Witch
Lara Croft takes on the ghost for her third time. Will she make it through all 10 stages to finally BEAT THE GHOST? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Lara Croft, Agatha P. - Complete
Dead-pardy
When Lara and Norman find the person they have been searching for, for seven years, they find themselves sucked into a whirlwind of trivia that only one of them will walk away from. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Published: 1/17/2018 - Lara Croft, Norman B., Neil D., Courtney B. - Complete
The Hunt for Catdog
Annie's sewing project has gone missing. Now it's up to detectives Troy and Abed to find this thing she calls "catdog." Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - CatDog & Community - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Abed N., Annie E., Troy B., Star-Burns - Complete
The Case of Missing Answers
Taking place in a film noir world CatDog takes on a case that sends him all of Greendale, Colorado. Missing test answers and Jeff Winger's future on the line, the beast must act fast. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast
Crossover - CatDog & Community - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Jeff W., Abed N., Annie E., Troy B. - Complete
The Last Night on the Black Pearl
Simba must return to Pride Rock. His people need him to lead, but that means leaving behind his one true love, Captain Jack Sparrow. At least they have one last night together. Songfic. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast
Crossover - Lion King & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Simba, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
I Do Not Want to be King
Elizabeth is elected the new pirate king after Captain Jack Sparrow votes for her, but all of this responsibility is not what she wants, after all, she isn't even a pirate. Cue a song and dance number to change her mind. Lion King Songfic. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - Lion King & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Destruction of the Make-Less-Good-Inator reviews
Frank decides to pose as Santa and deliver homemade gifts that nobody wants, meanwhile Dr. Doofenshmirtz teamed up with the McPoyles to take over all of America. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Phineas, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Frank R. - Complete
Charlie Saves Christmas reviews
A lovely Christmas poem featuring Perry the Platypus and Charlie working together to save the Philadelphia area from Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Diandra R., Charlie K. - Complete
You Only Mater Twice reviews
James Bond has spent many months traveling from Victorian-era London to America to hunt down Rod Redline. But when M's instructions aren't clear enough, he ends up teaming up with some unsavory characters. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - James Bond & Cars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2017 - James Bond/007, M 4, Lightning, Mater - Complete
Curse You, James Bond
Goldfinger has taken over London. It's up to Mater and James Bond to go back in time and undo his reign of terror. But who is Me Glistening Quench and is he the true mastermind being Goldfinger's triumph? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - James Bond & Cars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Published: 12/16/2017 - James Bond/007, Q 1, Lightning, Mater - Complete
Return of Mr Stay Puft
The Ouran High School Host Club is trapped in the body of the Stay Puft marshmallow man. Will they be able to work together to stop the Ghostbusters before they are all killed? Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Ouran High School Ghost Club
The ghost of the third music room makes sure that Haruhi's first day as a host is anything but ordinary. When she finds herself in the body of a ghostbuster they must switch roles for the day. But can Haruhi convince the music room ghost to switch her soul back? Written for the Unstable Universes podcast
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Ghostbusters - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Published: 12/6/2017 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Egon, P. Venkman - Complete
Journey to Teletubby Land reviews
When the members of popular boy band One Direct wake up with wings for arms they embark on a journey to Teletubby Land in search of answers. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Teletubbies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Po, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, Tinky-Winky - Complete
Five Boys Meet Four Tubbies reviews
A bus crash leads the members in One Direction to a new world, a world inhabited by Teletubbies. This place is good, but will the bandmates ever get back home? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Teletubbies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2017 - Po, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, Tinky-Winky - Complete
The Final Sandwich
When the gang goes to investigate an abandoned theme park they run into an only colleague. But things go terribly wrong when this old colleague is not quite happy to see them. Rated M for torture and dark themes. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo, Cosmo - Complete
Saving Shaggy
Shaggy is a very very sad teenager when he gets assigned Wanda and Cosmo to be his Fairy God Parents. But will they be able to save him when they have no idea why he is so sad? Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Fred, Shaggy, Wanda, Cosmo - Complete
The Case of Bee Murder, or Bee-uder if You Will
After a traumatic near-death experience, Barry the bee attempts to sue the Monster House. But can he win when bee murder, or bee-uder if you will, is not technically illegal? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Bee Movie & Monster House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Barry B., Vanessa B., Chowder - Complete
Happy Birthday Old Friend
Raleigh and Mako Mori prepare for Godzilla's birthday and teach a young kaiju and important life lesson. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Godzilla & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Godzilla, Raleigh B., Mako M., OC - Complete
Godzilla's Sweet 16 reviews
Alcohol and young kaiju don't mix well. Will Godzilla be able to keep his friends under control, and salvage his birthday trip to Earth? Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Crossover - Godzilla & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2017 - Godzilla - Complete
Nightmare in Beach City reviews
A new gem has been giving Steven nightmares. Follow him as he learns to face his fears and stop the monster lurking in the shadows. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Freddy K., Garnet, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Slice of Face
It's bowling night for Freddy and Steven. Unfortunately for Steven, Freddy needs to drop by his work on the way to the bowling alley. Death ensues. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2017 - Freddy K., Nancy T., Steven U., Lion - Complete
The Rebound reviews
When Alana finds out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her, she regains he confidence the only way she knows how. Ain't nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned rebound. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Muppet Show - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Kermit, Fozzie Bear, OC - Complete
50 First Meeps
Alanna from the Toronto Sun goes on a date with who she believes is the muppet of her dreams. But maybe her dreams aren't as perfect as they seemed. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Swedish Chef, OC, Beaker - Complete
Trouble at the Black Parade reviews
When the Serenity crew travels to the Black Parade, Mal is left alone to capture the cargo. But, things go wrong when the reavers arrive. A My Chemical Romance songfic. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Mal, Jayne, River, Zoe W. - Complete
So Long and Good Night
Set in the current day, the crew of the Serenity must rob a bank. But things go terribly wrong when another group attempts to stop them. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Mal, Jayne, Zoe W., Wash - Complete
From Sports Day to Love
Highschool AU The new transfer student has set his eyes on Zuko, but they will never be able to be together unless he proves himself. Luckily, sports day is right around the corner, and a gold medal is just the thing to make Zuko's father proud. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara - Complete
Dealing With Azula reviews
Highschool AU When high school senior Azula starts to take advantage of freshman Aang, an unlikely teacher helps him assert himself.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2017 - Aang, Sokka, Azula - Complete
Hell's Kitchen Freezes Over
In the future Daredevil tries to stop a robbery, but things take a different turn when 3 people get in his way. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - Frozen & Daredevil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Matt M. - Complete
The Hand is an organization?
300 years in the future, Daredevil and Elsa must stop The Hand before they destroy all of Hell's Kitchen. Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.
Crossover - Frozen & Daredevil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Published: 9/28/2017 - Elsa, Matt M., Foggy N. - Complete
The Tale of the UFF Killer
The crew must stop the UFF Killer before he can kill again. But when emotions get involved, everyone falls into danger. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2017 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
What Happened to Reid? reviews
Reid is kidnapped by a new serial killer known for stealing their victim's feet. It's now up to the gang to save him before he loses something he can never replace. Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2017 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Sunnydale vs New York City
Will Buffy and her friends survive in a battle royale against the TMNT? Written for the UnstableUniverses podcast
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Xander H., Buffy S., Spike, Willow R. - Complete
Buffy Gets Rekt
Will Buffy and her friends survive in a battle royale against the TMNT? Written for the UnstableUniverses podcast
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Angel, Buffy S., Spike, Willow R. - Complete
