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I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by
All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Monochrome by
Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
The Hot List by
drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius can't get the girl he desires until he can get his name off of Rose Weasley's 'Not Hot List'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by
Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 12,213 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gravity by
floorcoaster reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by
floorcoaster reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 8,687 - Follows: 2,312 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Which I Came by
sinverguenza reviews
When Hermione is captured while attempting to steal a Horcrux from Malfoy Mansion, she ends up with something else entirely. Post HBP. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Strangers in a Strange Land by
Gigabomb reviews
Naruto x Harry Potter crossover. This is what happens when Orochimaru takes the concept of learning every jutsu in the world far too literally and the Sound Five pay the price. So does Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Ron W., Kidomaru
Ayame On a Plane by
The Girly Man reviews
The real reason why those snakes were on that plane... [[OneShot]]
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Ayame S., Shigure S. - Complete
The Link: Snake and Fox by
flammabellum reviews
[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
3 Vices of a Shinobi by
Sasoriza No Onna reviews
Orochimaru muses about his teammates, and the things that can bring a ninja down. [Sannincentric Drabble] [Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or any of it's characters]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Heaven or Hell Itachi? by
XxRevengexX reviews
Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Link: Sharingan and Diapers by
flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Ramen and Wooden Skates by
flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Loophole by
leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 4,733 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Unusual Circumstances by
Mana Angel reviews
Ginny does not appreciate being rescued by Lucius Malfoy, even if he does think he's justified in doing so. [Mild DracoGinny mention.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Ginny W., Lucius M. - Complete
Little Green Leaf by
Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Twiggy vs James Bond by
Silverlight reviews
In which Renji and Ichigo learn why they should never go drinking with one Kuchiki Rukia...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2005
How & Why by
randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by
Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 7,160 - Follows: 588 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by
solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1821 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 823 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by
Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Dango reviews
Are you threatening me? That's child abuse! You're my student, I could string you up in the trees and it's not child abuse, take the dango. Oh, the joys of teaching...[OroAnko]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Hinata's Soliloquy reviews
Heroines in a novel are almost always brave, strong and beautiful. Heroines are always perfect. Not me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete