What up dudes!!!!!!! I'm Zapberry but u can call me Zap and I'm the weirdo that u read ;).

I have an unhealthy obsession with cotton candy

I have an unhealthy obsession with animals. Explains why I read books about cats.

I also have an unhealthy obsession with warriors

One more thing.

This is Moonshine.

Appearance: a pale gray she-cat with light blue eyes

Personality: sweet, independent, loyal, stubborn, caring, feisty and she is very sensible.

My assitant.

This is Ivy aka Ivytalon but everyone calls her Ivy.

Appearance: a dark gray she-cat with stripes and a white underbelly and blue eyes

Personality: stubborn, loyal, sarcastic, brave, hot-tempered, independent and she is reckless to the point where she risks her life.

My co-assistant.

Don’t look at me this was the best I could do with assistance but instead, I got two weird idio-

Moonshine and Ivy screamed, "DON'T EVEN FINISH UR SENTENCE."

I think we're done here.

Here are my My favorite Warriors' cats: (Not in any specific order)

1 Hollyleaf

2 Bluestar

3 Graywing; I get why he was called Graywing the Wise

4 Brambleclaw

5 Onewhisker; I don't mean Onestar I mean Onewhisker, I hope he and Firestar reunite and apologize to each other in Starclan.

6 Squirrelflight

7 Tawnypelt

8 Cinderpelt

9 Breezepelt

10 Jayfeather

Quick everyone is about to die to save them Write down 12 random cats in the warriors series!

1. Ivypool
2. Goldnflower
3. Leafstar
4. Foxleap
5. Tigerstar
6. Raggedstar
7. Hazeltail
8. Half moon
9. Goosefeather
10. Breezepelt
11. Snowfur
12. Jayfeather

1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending?

Ivyleap: kind of boring and makes no sense.

2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name?

Goldenstar or Goldendapple: nice names and yes I would.

3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5’s first name & 11’s last name)?

Tigerfur: nope its pretty average.

4) What genre would a story be with a cat name (4’s first name & 7’s last name) as the main character?

Foxtail: adventurous genre it doesn't always have to be romance.

5) Write a prophecy meaning (8's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Leafmoon: when the moon is brightest it will shine down on the leaves showing its true color and will save your clan. that's not that bad.

6)What would (9's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Featherflower: gray she cat with darker stripes and white belly and paws with green eyes. I hate this name.

7) Could you see 5 and 2 as a pairing?

was this luck or something Goldenflower and Tigerstar are a pairing and I love them.

8) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

um... well both are a terrible choice but at least Raggedstar was alive in his time.

9) Would 4 rather make out with 7 or slap 3?

I think Foxleap would do the first one.

10) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

Leafstar um I guess she cats unite!

11) would 11 rather slap 9 or make out with 2?

slap 9 think of it as revenge for her mother.

12) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

NOOOOOO and it will stay that way

13) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

FINALLY, I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!

14) Do you recall any fics about 9?

yes although I can't remember its name.

15) 5/9 or 5/10?

both are terrible but probably the second choice.

16) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

A thousand years by Christina Perri.

17) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and heart broken,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!

Ivypool and Hazeltail are in a happy relationship until Tigerstar runs off with Goldenflower (perfect). After Ivypool dumps Hazeltail for Jayfeather, Raggedstar gets upset retaliates by dating Jayfeather. Alone and heart broken, Hazeltail travels in search of a friend. Finally, Hazeltail meets Breezepelt and Goldenflower. The three loners meet Foxleap, who tells each of them to look for love. Breezepelt finds Halfmoon, Goldenflower gets Goosefather, but now Ivypool is stuck in a never ending love triangle with Leafstar and Snowfur!

I have this new story that I'm writing called Hollyleaf's promise and there is a large cast for the enemy clan Darkclan. There is also a chance your character might be chosen as a semi main character but there are only 1-4 spots left. To submit OCs fill out this form and either pm me or post it as a review on hollyleaf's promise!

To submit OCs fill out this form and either pm me or post it as a review on Hollyleaf's promise!

Name

Age

Clan

Appearance

Personality

Can he/she die

If he/she dies how

Family

Details (mostly love life and interesting facts)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

R.I.P

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Best friends checklist

FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN girl RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this

Add this to your profile if you think it's funny:

Father:"You’re in big trouble, Miss!"

Child: "I didn’t do anything!"

Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"

Child: "It was an accident!"

Father:"In the Face...?"

Child: "My foot slipped..."

Father: "Five times?!"

Child: ...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: If I could rearrange the keyboard, I'd put U and I together.
Woman: It's already together, dumbass.

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?
Woman: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.

Man: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Must have been once. I don't make the same mistakes twice.

Man: I'm addicted to yes and allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Woman: I'll start calling 911 for you.

Man: I can see forever in your eyes.
Woman: But all I can see is never in yours.

Man: I would die for you.
Woman: Prove it.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: The only map I've got for you leads straight off a cliff

Man: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Woman: I'll get a fire extinguisher for you.

Man: Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

Woman: No, they're prison pants. And it's time for me to make my escape!

See that boy doing his homework in home room? Last night he talked His friend out of suicide.

See that young boy you had made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying.

I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will