Hey there,

let's kick this shit off with a lil personal info

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Hair color: Blondles may have more fun, brunnettes may be smarter but us RedHeads have better hair. REDHEADS KICK ASS!

Eyes: Green. Apparently ones alot darker then the other one, I'm such a fricken circus freak

Height: 4'11 and done growing. I'm not just any ol' circus freak I'm the damn midget!

Weight: Yea right, like I'd post that online?

SHIT THAT ANNOYS ME ON (in no particular order)

1. People who don't proofread their work and it comes out absolutly unreadable when they post it (Lemme clasrrify, a handful of spelling and grammer mistakes won't piss me off. I make them way too often and it's no big to me when people make errors as long as it doesn't distract from the story itself. I'm refering to people that write like this: her sat beside him. It was Definately a knew experiants. (That's from an actual story someone posted on a different site.)

2. People that give tons of flames but freak when they get one

3. People who give flames without stating WHY they disliked the story (Just repeating how much it SUCKED over and over

4. PEOPLE WHO GIVE FLAMES IN ALL CAPS BEACAUSE THEY THINK THE AUTHORS ARE TOO DUMB TO READ LOWERCASE

5. Flames in general kinda piss me off...

5. People who don't like yaoi or whatever going to a yaoi story, not even reading it and just leaving a review about how disgusting yaoi is and how they hate the pairing, (These people should accept the opinions of others and get some goddamn lives.)

6. ppl who tlk in IM speak while riting Like, "he new what was happening. or 2moro (In profiles and authors notes this is just dandy but in actual stories its kinda annoying.)

7. People who write angsty stories because they "enjoy" being depressed...Wow...ok here's the thing, I like some angsty, dramatic stories. and I often like stories written by people who "enjoy depression" but no one is supposed to enjoy being depressed. You can write angst and stuff without being depressed (I've seen it done!) However, claiming to be depressed when you aren't is an insult to those who have actual depression.

8. U..mmmm I think that's all...is that all?

9. Yes, that's all

OK!!! Well now that I'm done complaining let's find out some more about me!

Music: Everything. Mostly Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the disco, junk like that but a quick look at my ipod shows The 4 Seasons, a shitload of 90's msic, like 3 rap songs (I don't like rap that much), Linkin Park and a cornicopia (Ooooh big word) of other music. I like Dashboard Confessional (My user name thingy, SwisArmyRomance, is a song by them. That's actually not my favorite song by them but it's such a cool name!)

Movies: Comedy.

Rinku: What if they stopped making comedy movies?

Me: Why would they do that?

Rinku: Cuz...

Me: Umm... I dunno I usually get a kick out of Irish movies...like the Playboys (Not playboy like porn you freaks. It's an Irish movie bout this actor guy who falls in love with this girl...yea good movie)

o0o0o0o0o This is the best part...QUOTES:

I don't like it when fruit punch wears tights.-Dane Cook

Naughty Naughty Cool-aid-Dane Cook

SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS-Dane Cook

Life's not all beer and Skittles- My Dad's quote from his highschool yearbook

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints- My brother's yearbook quote

Wtf mates?- from end of ze world on

Jimmy is a beach pony-Jimmy and I during math class

Samual Jackson?! HELLZ YEA! He's like my favorite black guy ever!- Once again, Jimmy during math class. It was funnier when he said it.

It's naked time!- Dumbledore in HP puppet pals

FAVORITE CHARACTERS (AKA the ones most of my stories will be about)

YYH: Touya, Jin, Rinku (of course) Hiei, Kurama, Kuronue

Naruto: Tenten, Hinata, Naruto (Yes, I like Naru. He's a cool dudester.) Kakashi, Shikamaru (cuz he's a lazy ass like me) and Pakkun (C'mere doggy doggy!)

Shaman King: Len/Ren watever u wish to call him, HoroHoro/ Trey, Anna, Lyserg, Chloe, Amidamaru, Mosuke

Flame Policy

Ok here's the delio with flames. I would appreciate it if you didn't leave them for me to read cuz they put me in a bad mood. However, feel free to be annoying and leave them anyway. If you do give me a flame expect a little heat back because I might not be as nice as I would have been when reviewing one of your stories. I like constructive criticism, as it makes me a better writer. OR on the chance that you LIKE what you read feel free to just leave a review telling me how genius I am (Those always make me happy.)

TREAT OTHERS HOW YOU WANNA BE TREATED! DON'T GIVE FLAMES UNLESS YOU WANT THEM IN RETURN

MY STORIES:

Turn off the light- My first story. Lot's of mistakes I know. I'm gonna revise it and repost it soon.

His words are wicked- MANY MISTAKES (o0o0oo someone deff needs to proofread more...) I'm gonna revise and repost this one too. It's also gonna have a sequal, since it was suggested I write one.

Proffesional Help- My first multi chapter. Touya's the last therapist in the city that hasn't already kicked unstable and stubborn Jin out of his office. It's cool, check it out. expect infrequent updates (I'm slow like that...)

MY OC

In general, I do not like reading about OCs because they annoy me and usually come with a terrible and unoriginal plotline. However, that never stopped me from creating my own OC. His name is Binx (stupid name, I know, read chapter 4 of Proffesional Help for explanation) He is Touya's younger brother and currently appears in Proffesional Help. He will probably be featured in more stories in the future. He doesn't just appear, or go against any original plotline for the show (I think? Did touya really have much of a plotline?) and he does have his own story, which I might post as an extra chapter to something in the future or just summarize in this profile. At the moment, It really doesn't matter because my only multi chapter fic is an AU and the show's plotline doesn't matter.

I don't like to read OC romances usually so I don't plan on writing them. :-D

OK THATS ALL FOLKS! Remember, Read and Review and ALL your dreams will come true:-D