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Author has written 23 stories for CSI. Figured it was just about time to figure out how to edit this thing... clicked around some and here I am. But who am I? I am a 16 year old girl whose favorite author is Harlan Ellison, who is currently listening to Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfeild, and who is chewing on uncooked pasta. If you aren't satisfied with that, then I suggest you get used to dissapointment, because that's all I'm saying (typing). I used to be on Fanfiction just for the reading, but I started getting ideas of stories that I wanted to read, but couldn't find. So I wrote them. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do. It's weird though, because when I first wrote them, (I write them out on notebook paper, always in black pen), I didn't even think to post them on here... then I read one of them to my sister, and she convinced me it wasn't embarassing or crap (I find everything akward) so I posted it. That was 18, (19?) stories ago. So now I write CSI stories, although I'll occasionally read a Harry Potter because I'm a geek and Ron and Hermione are just so cute... But CSI is first and foremost...untouchable! And might I add before I tell you the song just changed to Love is a Battlefield (Pat Benetar) that it's true what they advertise: Snickers satisfies ;D |
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Chaos Isn't Always a Bad Thing by Peppermint Kiss reviews
House decides on the ultimate move to rid himself of two lovesick ducklings and settle peace in the hospital at last. Features: In Love and Not Admitting It!Chase and Cameron, as well as Demonic!Cuddy. This should get interesting. My first House fic, R&R!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - A. Cameron, R. Chase - Complete
Delayed Gratification by DarkDreamer56 reviews
NS Post ep response to Pirates of the Third Reich What exactly are Nick's thoughts about delayed gratification?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
She Was Always Mine by forensicsfan reviews
An interesting perspective on Sara from a little furry friend. NSR.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Nick S., Sara S.
Through His Stomach by Gridmaster reviews
Sara's POV. Combine a newfound addiction to Good Eats with a purloined family cookbook, and you've got a recipe for success. SN
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Random Impulses by Ad Astra Per Alia Porci reviews
Oneshot. It usually doesn’t actually make much sense, and you rarely ever know where it came from, but at that precise moment it seems completely logical.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Just Coffee by singingstarryknights reviews
Sara takes Greg out, finally, to celebrate him passing his proficiencies. Part of the First Kiss Series
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Kiddies by Lalenna reviews
The name says it all really. Joint fic thats been collecting megabyte dust for a few months now.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
Secret's Out by DarkDreamer56 reviews
NS How long can Sara and Nick get away with their secret? Late response to a challenge
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
CSIs in Toyland by PonchoLives reviews
After a grueling case, Nick falls asleep and has a dream about his coworkers. Humorous oneshot.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Flake Watch 2005 by forensicsfan reviews
NS A forecast for snow, a bit of mistletoe, and one out of sorts junior CSI.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Inanimate by scullyseviltwin reviews
She was taken by him he was taken by her... and I just loved watching the both of them.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Safe Keeping by Girlygirl reviews
Warrick watches them and he knows that they are perfect for each other but he's still going to make sure she doesn't ever get hurt. NS
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Truth or Dare & Teambuilding by Sahariah reviews
The night shift has missed every manditory teambuilding seminar in the past year, so they're forced to take a day to operate their own at the beach. Greg suggests Truth or Dare. He just wants to force the flirting Sara & Nick together! Snickers!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Nick S., Sara S.
Pseudo Dating by DarkDreamer56 reviews
NS Nick and Sara had become Warrick and Tina's first set of couple friends, as Greg liked to tease them. Only problem is...they aren't a couple. Response to a challenge.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Meeting Medic Man by Ad Astra Per Alia Porci reviews
Complete. NSR. A closer look at the introduction to Hank Nick's POV. Find out what was REALLY happening. R&R please.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,233 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Take Me Out To The Ballgame by forensicsfan reviews
COMPLETE NS Will Nick ask Sara out or will he strike out? Will he buy peanuts and cracker jacks? Or will he never come back? And exactly who is the home team when they're playing an exhibition game?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Communion by automatic-badgirl reviews
Grissom is witness to a moment of communion between Greg and Sara. Not Angsty more Melancholic. Angstlite perhaps.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
Raincheck by DarkDreamer56 reviews
NS What was Nick up to in between shifts during Weeping Willows?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
This Thing We Have by automatic-badgirl reviews
Just because you're a scientist doesn't mean you're smart, especially when it concerns matters of the heart. SaraGreg Post: The Shape of Happiness
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
The Shape of Happiness by automatic-badgirl reviews
Greg gets an eyeful of Sara and her tattoo in the decon shower. And now he can't get her out of his mind. Post 4X4. This is pure schmoop and nothing but the schmoop. Fair warning.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Gratitude by Anushka reviews
Nick's mum thoughts on Nick's relationship with Sara and her relationship with her son. Pairing: NS
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/27/2005
Shift changes by Anushka reviews
NS pairing. Grissom's POV. Contains spoilers of season 5 mixed with NS pairing.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2005
Blackout by DarkDreamer56 reviews
NS A blackout in the lab presents a promising opportunity for Nick and Sara. Late response to a challenge. Pure Fluff
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Speak Ill of the Dead by Astralis reviews
When Nick returns to Texas for the first time in years, it's to attend his father's funeral. NS.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Seconds by Astralis reviews
Sometimes a few seconds is all it takes. NS.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Double Decoy by Caroline reviews
[NSR] After the first Strip Strangler decoy operation fails, Sara offers to avail herself a second time, much to Nick's dismay. Rated 'R' for violent situations. --COMPLETE!--
CSI - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Complete
A Stokes Sweatshirt by The Notorious Cat reviews
ONESHOT Feeling miserable and doubting her worth to the C.S.I. team, Sara needs someone to pull her out of her depression. Luckily, the owner of a certain sweatshirt is there to lend a helping hand. Nick-Sara
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Life in Grey by Astralis reviews
Grissom learns there's more than one way to lose someone. Grissom POV, NS. My entry for the Thousand Whispers challenge.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Complete
Every Other Girl by Caroline reviews
[NSR] Stalker alternate ending. After his injury from being thrown out the window, Nick is told to get some rest, and Sara volunteers to keep tabs on him.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by candaceFABULOUS reviews
NS, people! Don't read if you don't appreciate. UPDATED.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,869 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003
Wasting Time by newslayer reviews
[NSG Triangle] Chapters 8 to 10! Along came Grissom...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,899 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Random Acts of Romance by Stoked-55 reviews
COMPLETE (finally) Oh Lord, how cheesy can one title get? NS fluff
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,270 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Complete
Cry by Mistah Js girl reviews
Everyone has seen the Joker laugh, only Harley Quinn has seen him cry.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
All Is Not What It Seems by forensicsfan reviews
COMPLETE Mystery Man's identity revealed! My take on what Sara might be thinking as Season 4 begins...
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Don't Let The Bedbugs Bite by ofb29 reviews
when Sara babysits for Catherine, you know it's not gonna be an ordinary evening. *finished*
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 5/15/2003
Surprise, Surprise by Lucy Mars reviews
"Who you see and who I really am are two complete different people." CHLEX. Final Chapter.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,136 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/4/2002 - Published: 9/24/2002 - Complete
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Of Ships Long Since Sailed reviews
A little GSR angst, a little Snickers undertones. Post Ep for Bang Bang 6x23
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Revelations and a Will Smith Song reviews
So the secret's out. But who's going to tell Grissom? Snickers oneshot, sequel to Investigative Journalism was Never so Interesting. Rated as per usual for about two words... I think.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Investigative Journalism Was Never so Interesting reviews
The team comes to a startling realization while watching the evening news. Snickers oneshot
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
It's Not How it Used to Be reviews
Grissom angst, bit of a Snickers pairing. A short postep for Bloodlines. Oneshot
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
When it Rains, it Pours reviews
What happens when Nick and Sara get caught in a monsterous rainstorm? Snickers, of course! Oneshot, rated for two words because I suffer from paranoia.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Never Say Goodbye reviews
A postep to Grave Danger: Nicks's thoughts on one of the most hellish nights she's seen. Snickers, because, hey, what else did you expect? Companion to End of the Nightmare and So Far from Ok
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
So Far from Ok reviews
A postep to Grave Danger: Sara's thoughts on one of the most hellish nights she's seen. Snickers, because it satisfies. Companion to End of the Nightmare and Never Say Goodbye
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Who Knows What? reviews
Two of our favorite CSIs are involved and aren’t telling the lab. But who really knows what? Snickers COMPLETE
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
End of the Nightmare reviews
A postep to Grave Danger: Catherine’s thoughts on one of the most hellish nights she’s seen. Snickers, because I just can’t help it. Companion to So Far from Ok and Never Say Goodbye
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Catherine W. - Complete
Cough Drops reviews
A small PostEp for Early Rollout: Nick decides to get to the bottom of Sara and her cough drops. Short and cute Snickers, because that's the way it should be. Oneshot
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Beautiful reviews
2 chapter Snickers Fluff A day off lead Nick to reflect: what were people like in high school? Rated for two words. Complete
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Silver Lining reviews
Snickers fluff: Nick learns to make the best of a bad situation. Spoilers for season five. Oneshot
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
A Chance Long Gone reviews
My first and one of very few stab at a CatherineWarrick piece. Catherine reflects. Oneshot
CSI - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Catherine W., Warrick B. - Complete
Fear of Falling reviews
Very short but hopefully sweet Snickers Oneshot. Set early first season.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sara S., Nick S. - Complete
Ecklie reviews
A look at all of our favorite CSIs from the veiw of one Conrad Ecklie. Slight hint of NS, rated for some foul words. Oneshot.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Conrad E. - Complete
Kisses, Oil, and the Backseat reviews
Snickers fluff: Nick and Sara spend some quality time in the garage. Oneshot
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Close to Home reviews
NS: Sara's there for him when he needs it Post Grave Danger: Oneshot
CSI - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Secret Asian Man reviews
Oneshot Snickers fluff. Greg and Nick make a bet and Nick's the winner. Rated for one word.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
This Disaster reviews
NS pairing, with a heaping dose of GS angst. Grissom needs to learn to deal. Complete
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Complete
Can't Take It reviews
Snickers. Follow Grissom, Nick, and Sara through a case one that could ultimately draw two of our favorite CSIs together. Complete!
CSI - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Something about the Christmas Season reviews
Snickers Fluff! Holidays at the lab...what more could you ask for for Christmas? Oneshot.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Have a Nice Day reviews
Just a small Greg Sara piece... pretty short, but good I hope :D Started as a oneshot, but a new chapter's been added.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Greg S., Sara S. - Complete
