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Thanks for taking the time to browse my profile.

Basically, I came to fanfiction.net quite some time ago though for many years I didn't have an account. I just casually read fanfiction, mostly in search of what the worst the internet had to offer (Stuff like tetris erotica, yeah it exists). But I'd also take peeks at my favorite shows, mainly anime, and read through a few of those. Eventually I decided I wanted to make my own fanfic. So I made an account and just wrote. And that was it really. Like most young authors I wrote and did grammar checks but didn't really bother to think about what I was doing or actually writing. So now I return, a little time later, hoping to make something decent and improve as I go on.

Not much to say about myself. I play video games and I watch anime. I have friends but I'm too introverted to go outside with them so we just talk on discord and play games online. What an exciting life I lead. When will Isekai Truck-kun take me away I wonder?

Other Things

So when I first started my fanfiction I really had no idea where I wanted to take it. Without a real goal in mind I just wrote. Out of boredom and curiosity mostly, but also because I wanted to try writing. I know my writing is really subpar but I hope that I get better as time goes along. My schedule is kind of an up and down every week so I never know how much time I have to write but I try with what I got. Anyway, one time I decided to sit down and try to come up with something for my fanfiction and now I have an outline for chapters to come. Doesn't mean I know what to fill the chapters with, but now I know where I'm headed now. Every so often after that, when I couldn't come up with something to write for my work, I would make another document and try to come up with a plot for something new. So here we are with a bunch of random AUs.

Feel free to take these ideas if you want to write your own thing. Maybe you'll draw inspiration from some of them, use one piece of one part to write an absolute masterpiece. Or maybe you'll take a few plots and mix and match. Do what you want. Don't have to pm me and ask permission, just take however much of whatever you feel like you want to use. For the time being, I don't think I should deviate and try to write a second story when I can barely handle one so these are up for anyone to see.

Butler

Kazuma is just a butler for the Dustiness household. Orphaned at a young age, he was taken in off the streets and raised to be a butler, but he's awlays wanted something more. The lady he was in service to. Lady Lalatina. Elegant and beautiful. One day she approaches him clad in armor and explains she is running away. Their life of adventuring starts as he proclaims he will follow her to the ends of the earth.

Along the way, he realizes that despite growing up with her (him being younger still), he knew so little about her. Like all her exciting little kinks and buttons to push!

They make friends like Chris and etcetera along the way as they level up together and gain more power.

Serious plot

Kazuma and Darkness are hiding from her family and when they are inevitably caught on the way home from a quest, they are both put on house arrest. Kazuma gives some sappy heartwarming speech about how much he's learned of Darkness and how the father doesn't really know his own daughter at all and they are set free. They get their happy ending and keep going on adventures.

Smut plot

But after they're done adventuring in the day, at night they have wild, outrageous, kinky 'playtime'.

Something different plot

Darkness's kinks get the best of her and she is captured by monsters and Kazuma must rescue her.

Crimson Double Trouble

Kazuma is reincarnated into the world as usual. Except this time, the power he chooses is the ability to bullshit his way out of anything, even against the demon lord generals themselves, though he had no intention of fighting them. His plan was to just leisurely live life in a fantasy world, inching his way across his exp bar one point at a time if need be. Bare minimum required effort. That was the goal. He could easily talk people down from a fight or even get items for free, to sell them off later.

One day, an unfortunate run in with dueling crimson demons forces his hand and he gets more than he bargains for. With the weird way that crimson demons are, his choice of words somehow attracts them. Their duel turns from combat to winning him over and now he must survive the loving care and attention of a four foot walking nuclear bomb with a desperate need to prove her worth to the world and a sad, lonely, desperate girl who just wants to be loved and cared about.

Geez, even he had his limits. He couldn't just turn them away- but there was not a chance in hell he was surviving a relationship with them. He wasn't even level 2 yet!

Or could just be a slight deviation or oneshot for the canon story

Megumin is left alone with Yunyun who was crying in the corner. After just beating her again in some duel or other, Yunyun broke down crying. The gang leaves Megumin alone to solve it on her own. Exasperated and desperate, she decides to challenge Yunyun to a duel herself. Whoever could win over Kazuma first would win.

(One or both paired with Kazuma)

Reception

Calmer, slice of lifey type story where Kazuma died and gets reincarnated as usual. Except he doesn't get to take a power with him because... plot demands it. Maybe he chose to take a clothing or an item that turns out to be completely useless? With nothing left to go on, he lands a job at the guild hall as a receptionist where he gets nice and cozy with Luna. He makes friends with the usuals, Dust and Keith, Darkness and Megumin, Mutsurugi and all that. With his knowledge of video game rpgs and MMOs (though they don't know that) he's an indispensable tool for the beginner town. He'll often wander into town and shop with them, giving them tips and guides and all that.

As time goes on, something seems to be bothering Wiz, a local shopkeep and former adventurer and it turns out she's haunted by a demon(Venir)! Revealing her secret to him that she's a demon lord general and Venir is an old friend that she owes, he's stuck between a rock and a hard place. He doesn't want to sell out Wiz, but Venir is bullying her and very obviously planning something evil in town. He must be stopped! Mostly cause he's bullying Wiz, but that's not the point. If he tells on Venir he will expose Wiz and he will escape with his multiple lives.

How will this end? I don't know!

(Luna or Wiz pairing)

Chains of Fate

Kazuma is a renowned criminal and thief. A master escape artist and all around general pain in the ass for everybody in the town of Axel. Always ready with an alibi and with a snake charming tongue that fools even the magic lie detector, he is untouchable. The nobles finally have enough and imprison him anyway, for a crime he didn't commit. When he thinks that all hope is lost, another mysterious thief breaks him out (Chris) and she explains that a goddess (Aqua) has summoned the both of them to clear his name. The princess has been kidnapped and it's up to two disposable rascals with nothing left to lose to save her.

No demon lord but his generals are still out and about as normal adventurers.

Aqua can only give help in the form of advice/speak to them at shrines/churches dedicated to her in towns. Darkness is main villain hunting them and can actually use all her skills. The duo travel through the wilderness and romance antics ensues. They hide and fight off guards in other towns along the way but their ultimate destination is the crimson demon clan, a bunch of power hungry magic maniacs who hate everyone not talented in magic. The crimson demon village is planning a global race war and chaotic shitstorm on the world and kidnapped the princess so the king wouldn't retaliate on the village until they were ready. The duo are captured.

The duo escape and plan to flee for the capitol and try to reason with the king with no other options. On the way there, they encounter darkness once more and while they are routed by her, run into Yunyun and megumin, who were sent after the two to stop them. A three way fight and Darkness flees, outnumbered and tricked by the thieves. (Megumin or yunyun) is mortally wounded and the thieves help her out. They return to the village after making peace with Megumin and Yunyun to talk to the leader of the clan. The clan leader obviously doesn't want to stop and a fight happens. Yunyun becomes the next head at her young age, Kazuma and Chris's names are cleared and they are rewarded with a pardon of all their past crimes by the king. Kazuma and Chris live happily ever after, only committing minor crimes together.

Delusions of Deities

Kazuma is just another adventurer in town. Unnoticeable and with no special skills, honing only his signature intellect and schemes. He's an adventurer with the class of adventurer. As bland and generic as can be. He's learned a variety of skills from every class and often goes to explore dungeons on his own.

One of these times, he finds a pendant imbued with a blue gemstone and the goddess, Aqua, is released from her captivity. Disoriented and dazed, she blesses him and accidentally binds their souls together. They venture the world in order to find a way to break the bind or contract, whatever she did to them. But with the bond, he gains the ability to use her magic water powers. Along the way, she teaches him how to use his newfound powers and teases him to his breaking point.

They bump into troubled adventurers and help them as they go, making a name for themselves throughout the land.

At long last, they are (summoned by the king's court mage or find some other magic artifact to break the bond) and they are free from each other. When the Princess proclaims she wishes to marry the legendary adventurer Kazuma, Aqua decides to stay with him.

(Could be an OP Kazuma story)

Official Business

Sena couldn't help but feel so worked up about Kazuma and his party. He was a delusional man, his party was every bit as crazy as him, but they were to the core good people. She felt bad about being so aggressive in his trial but she was only doing her job. Yeah. It was just her job. He knew that right? He had to understand that much. He was crazy, but kind. He was a pervert, but what man wasn't. He was selfish, but when it came down to it, he could and would step up for the job. He was unpredictable, but smart. Someone as amazing as him would understand that it was all part of the job, right?

Right?

It wouldn't hurt to apologize though, would it?

Why not ask him out?

Pay for a meal as an apology, of course! Nothing more than that.

She had an opening in the afternoon in a few days, coincidentally at a time when Kazuma would be lazing about at home while his party was off doing their own thing... Just a coincidence that she would be alone with him.

He would be all hers for an afternoon.

Just a single afternoon.

But Sena keeps coming back when she can and starts tagging along when their quests are more local. Kazuma doesn't really notice or care what's happening at first but one day realizes that he's habitually and instinctively going out of his way to spend time with Sena. Romance ensues etcetera.

Sena quits her job and (joins Kazuma's party or finds a local job like a waitress at the guildhall).

(Or maybe sad ending and Sena moves away because she's conflicting with her own sense of morals and her work)

Over Overpowered Powers

What kind of a scam is this?! Some "Overpowered" class this was!

Kazuma is reincarnated as a red mage, but it's not quite what he thinks it is.

A red mage, master of none and jack of all trades. Proficient in a variety of offensive, defensive, and support spells, and even melee combat to a certain degree. In exchange, his spells did cock all damage and he couldn't power level any of them!

He heads to the crimson demon village in hopes of finding something to help him. He wanted to feel a power trip, and damn it he was going to get one!

Support mage plot

The most useful skill in his arsenal is a support skill that enhanced someone else's magic by speeding up the cast time and empowering it.

Megumin is entranced by him and, with nothing else to do, they travel the country side blowing things up. They are eventually recruited/arrested by the king himself and sent about to stop the threats of the kingdom. Mobile fortress destroyer, demon king generals, etc.

No real end as Megumin will never stop wanting to blow things up, but they face challenges together and their relationship grows.

(Could even be "given" Darkness, an honorable knight of the court who can absorb even the most powerful of blows only made stronger with Kazuma's resistance magic, and Aqua, a non goddess arch priest as the one thing Kazuma is missing is strong heals and spells against the undead)

Variety mage plot

Megumin is jealous of him. For some reason the only skill on her adventurers card is explosion, she wants to learn more types but can not. Failing to find help at the crimson demon village, they travel the world hoping to find someone who can solve their problems, running into problems along the way. Mobile fortress destroyer and demon king generals, etcetera. Along the way, they learn to appreciate their skills as Kazuma learns that there is no limit to what magic he can learn, including heals and spells against the undead, and Megumin learns that there is no limit to her destructive force. After (failing to find a solution or coming to terms with it) , they settle down in Axel and go on quests with other adventurers.

They go to Axel on Megumin's birthday, so Kazuma stops with the "I don't date girls more than 2 years younger than me" and officially starting their relationship.