Arnold was in love with his girlfriend, but he wasn't about to tell her. After all, Helga had dumped her last three boyfriends who tried to tell her that. That's why he is so surprised about what she tells him while he takes care of her while she is running a high fever. One shot.

Arnold never imagined he'd hire a hooker, let alone fall for her. But he's been lonely and his cousin is marrying his ex-girlfriend. He needed someone. He needed her. A/U Arnold and Helga never met as kids. Warnings inside.

Life has gotten pretty good for 18 year old Helga, but one day after school she realizes it was all a facade. Needing an escape she runs into Arnold, who is no longer the boy who saw the good in everyone and everything that she loved so much as a child. They quickly spiral into a life of alcohol, drugs, and sex.

Thirty three year old Helga is shocked when she learns former classmate, Lila, has been murdered. The shock continues when it's revealed that Lila's soon to be ex-husband is the prime suspect. Arnold. It's been 15 years, but she knows he didn't do it. And she was going to prove it. Along the way she starts exposing secrets Lila held, spilling a few of her own in the process.

April Fool's Day was like their Christmas. Every year Helga and Arnold would try their best to outdo the previous year's prank, so in hindsight it probably wasn't the best idea for Helga to tell him that she was pregnant the morning of April first. Just a short one fluffy one shot.