The Real Damien Thorn
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Joined 02-01-17, id: 8747672, Profile Updated: 02-19-17
Author has written 11 stories for South Park.

Formerly ScaryBones

You can still message me on that account, I do ~roleplays~ on that one. Let me know if you're interested in doing a RP.

All my stories will be republished on this account, as well as any future fics.

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Counting Costs reviews
Sharing an apartment with your best friends sounds like a dream come true. So why is everything so hard? Eventual Stanman and K2
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/18/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Stan M.] [Kenny M., Kyle B.]
Empire of Dirt reviews
Pip prays for a guardian angel; with his luck, he should have expected something like this to happen. Dip.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - [Damien, Pip P.]
Shoes reviews
"It wasn't until they'd been driving in the car for forty minutes and Christophe saw that fancy shopping center Gregory liked so much come into his view, that he realized the mistake he'd made." In which Gregory makes Christophe tag along to help him pick out shoes.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [Christophe, Gregory] - Complete
Motivation reviews
Stan's team is going to lose unless Gary can knock some sense into him. Stary.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Stan M., Gary H.] - Complete
I Never Told You What I Did For A Living
It's better off this way, so much better off this way, I can't clean the blood from the sheets on my bed. Stagory, Death fic
South Park - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Gregory, Stan M.] Christophe - Complete
Seven Layer Dip reviews
Three in the morning. This is the ungodly hour of the night that Damien jumps through Pip's window, knocking a container of pens and pencils off the blonde's desk and tipping a chair.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Damien, Pip P.] - Complete
Famous Last Words reviews
"Well, I know that I can't make you stay, but where's your heart?" Damny Kenny/Damien fic
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Damien, Kenny M.] - Complete
666 reviews
Damien's having a sweet sixteen, not by his choice, of course. Maybe the embarrassment will all be worth it in the end.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Damien, Pip P.] Kenny M., Satan
Thunderstorm reviews
Tweek's afraid of thunderstorms. Unfortunately for him, so is Craig.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Don't Go Down That Road reviews
This wasn't some fairy tale where he rescues the princess – in this case, the prince – and they declare their undying love for each other and live happily ever after. This is reality, where Stan runs down several hundred feet of mountain just to escape him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Stan M.] - Complete
Just Close Your Eyes reviews
Gregory meets a small, sad French boy and decides to befriend him. Eventual Gregstophe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Christophe, Gregory