Dilapidated- queen-of-allhide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, and Mortal Instruments. Are you serious I don't have a profile? well i do now.. stretch fingers lets go! So I first started writing ridiculous Drarry stuff on here when I was like 13 but now 10 years later I'm all about Teen Wolf XD. I'll hopefully post a fe Sterek and a few Steter stories with some Malec and maybe Destiel or Sabriel. I can write smutty goodness but It tends to be hilarious banter preceded haha if you have any requests I'm happy to consider them and no I'm so not opposed to crossovers ;P. |
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Golden Abyss by PhoenixTakaramono reviews
SUPERNATURAL AU Someone seems to be targeting Chronos from the inside, seeking to expose their secret, mythical existence to humans. Train, reincarnated Felix and butler extraordinaire, faces a web of confusion and lost love as he's thrown into a world of lies and manipulation where everyone's after him and things aren't as they appear to be. VAMP Creed/ FELIX Train
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,090 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Train H., Creed D.
Amantes sunt Amentes by Godell reviews
Partners and lovers. Obsession and near-submission. Pleasure and pain. They were beyond the world's comprehension, but then lovers can be lunatics. This is the tale of Train and Creed before the fall. Creed x Train. FINIS.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 56,621 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Creed D., Train H. - Complete
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Cat Drabbles of Doom: Part II by Moggetchan reviews
The Drabbles continue! Chapter Six: There was something embaressing coming out of Rinslet's pants, and she was the last one to find out...
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007
Better Than Milk by NariNari reviews
Two-Shot. 1: An evening away from Eve ends in Sven discovering a newfound love for milk. 2: Being trapped in a freezer does nothing for Sven...except give him time to teach Train a little lesson. A whipcreamed topped lesson. SvenTrain.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
A Different Fate by Musal reviews
What if Train never knew Creed was the one to kill Saya and instead believed it was Chronos? What if Train helped Creed create the Apostles to get revenge on Chronos and began to trust and care about him? What happens when Train learns the truth? CxT
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,115 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007
Christmas Neko by Asura Mori reviews
Train and Saya spend Christmas Eve with each other, which erupts into a snowball fight. Later, Train goes home and, lo and behold, Creed is sitting on his bed. Christmas special! Here's my present to you guys. Creed/Train Rated M.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Creed D., Train H. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Legend of Frond by Captain Arianna Trouble reviews
Artemis Fowl is in Chicago, and seems to stumble on a fairy. The problem is she doesn't know it. And then the Mafia gets involved with an old score to settle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,039 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Artemis F., Jon S. - Complete
Locked Away by VyxenSkye reviews
After Train sacrifices his right hand Doctor decides to take him to Creed's mansion, and that's where all the problems start the nanomachines, the Tao, rape, and... children? rape, mpreg, Train torture, eventual CreedTrain.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,801 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
A Place to Call Home by ttchaku reviews
[AU] A vampiric Draco, who finds himself with a new blood donor in Harry Potter, must now face the challenges of Hogwarts anew, and this time he has more than just himself to worry about. DMHP in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,457 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hero Complex by tenebricosa reviews
A vampiric Draco roams the streets after the fall of Voldemort. What happens when one day Harry Potter offers his life in exchange for a terrified Muggle girl's and his Hero Complex lands him in the vampire's den? Eventual DMHP, R&R svp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,305 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The gift of the shadows by Blue Lycan reviews
Harry's greatgrandfather wasn't human, and although it skipped two generations Harry changes the second he reaches 16. Harry's a shadow veela, and there is only one person that can withstand his charm. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,698 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lifeblood by IssaLee reviews
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter were never meant to be mated, just like Harry was never meant to turn evil and Ron was never meant to be duped by a succubus but some things just aren't meant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,752 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2613 - Favs: 5,326 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veela Romantics by Shania Maxwell reviews
A sudden change brings enemies together. I'm a veela vampire? huh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Complicated by x Morbid Romantic reviews
Oh this is nice,' My inner voice shouted in my head, 'I escape Voldermort's clutches no less then five times, then I choke to death on a turkey sandwich...just lovely....will look great on the front pages....I can see it now...'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Not Yet Requested Copy by Elenhin reviews
Faramir seems to know every language that has ever been spoken, and that makes for many confusing situations as he demonstrates his skills. New chapters have been aded, but the title remains the same in honour of the first chapter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 129,243 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn
Barry Saucepan and the Ugly Rock by Long live the pickles reviews
COMPLETED! It's Harry Potter one just twisted up and tipped upside down! New crazy characters! Random Happenings! Good, if you have an unusual sense of humor! C'mon! Come read and review! I LOVE REVIEWERS! R8d T because I have a swearing problem
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,265 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Complete
Scribbles On A Blackboard by Josie Gibbons reviews
one character in hogwarts is always forgotten about. this forgotten character reflects on who and what he has become
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2005
Numbers and Shoes by Fox Dreams reviews
Harry sits waiting for Aunt Petunia to pick him up from school while doing his homework and wondering about why he wears different shoes. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P.
Viva Forever by Anux reviews
Love is forever. Losing it is never easy. One shot. Songfic. DMHP Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by frizzy returned reviews
Draco Malfoy is a part Veela, and has recently come into what is known as his Inheritance. On discovering that Harry Potter is his mate, he must try to seduce the Gryffindor hero. Will Harry fight against the bond forced upon him, or will he weaken under
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,434 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,164 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Window etiquette reviews
Stiles continues lounging, the picture of nonchalance as he hears his window slowly lift. He makes pretence of heaving a pronounced long suffering sigh. "We've talked about this whole knocking thing remember, what if I'd been indecent? Window etiquette's totally gone to hell this century." - or where Peter comes in through his window one night banter and hilarity ensues. Steter.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Scott M., Stiles S., Derek H., Peter H.
The YOLO incident reviews
Where Stiles picks derek up in the middle of nowhere no questions asked because that just the sort of...Oh my god what is he wearing! DEREK WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING! I cant even right now Derek. Or the one where Derek wakes up in the middle of the forest naked with ke ha screaming in his ear. A possible interlude to a longer more convoluted variety of fluff and hilarity. Sterek Malec
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Alec L., Magnus B., Stiles S., Derek H.
The way the cookie crumbles reviews
Draco and harry go on a quest to renew Their love and Draco's love for cookies!Cookie lovers unite! We shall rise again
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cookie war fare reviews
When draco becomes obsessed with cookies what is going to stop him taking over the world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Draco M.
the end of a legacy reviews
No hotdogs or cookies in this story or too much sausage.When draco and his parents are hunted and attacked by werewolves what happens to the malfoy legacy? HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
The isle of ale also starring dracoand harry reviews
Don't you dare talk about cookies like that!I'm sorry will you forgive me? only if you give me a banana.hehehe ur really weird..Go 2 hell bogan
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 11/8/2005
