Profile (In the Game Informer style)

Handle:The Writer of the Century. Expertise: Humor, Parody (Haven't Moved Into the Serious Realm Yet).Interests: Heroes, Supernatural, Rent, Zachary Quinto, Jensen Ackles, Doctor Who, Christopher Eccleston, John Barrowman, Torchwood, Captain Jack Sparrow, Pep Band, Any Sort of Band-Related Thing. Dislikes: That New Show Moonlight, Rappers Rapping Disrespectful Lyrics About Women, Female R&B Singers Singing About Begging To Be a Part of a Man's Life In Order to Have an Identity. Current Favorite Fandoms: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Heroes, Supernatural, Pirates of the Caribbean (for the parodies), Lord of the Rings (ditto), Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts II, Final Fantasy VII

Hobbies

Sleeping as late as possible

MARCHING BAND!

Jazz band

Wondering what the next big band trip will be

Quoting movies

Solving word puzzles

Writing Fanfiction (obviously)

Strange Scenarios That Haven't (and Probably Won't) Happen to Me

Being stranded on an uncharted island

Becoming popular (as if I want that)

Sleeping for 20 years

Finding out that I have unbelievable powers and come from a distant planet

Becoming famous

Going to a galaxy far, far away

Going to a magical school

Contracting super powers (I wish)

Not shrieking during a visit to a haunted house

Icons

Hello My Name Is...--created by ~FrozenOrangeJuice at

All other icons were ganked off of LiveJournal and they were created by people whose artistic genius far surpasses mine. (Do I even have any?)

Favorite Humorous Quotes

(While watching the Critic's Choice Awards, when the camera flashes the crowd and shows a certain celebrity) "That guy looks like Cousin Kevin." "That's Brad Pitt." "Oh, THAT'S Brad Pitt?"--my 10-year-old sister and me

"Is Tony Hawk a real person?"--my mother

"And I got this. I don't know what the hell this." "Her Myspace address?" "What the hell is MySpace?" "(Laughs)" "Seriously. Is it some kind of porn site?"--Sam and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

"If I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening, and good night."--Truman Burbank (The Truman Show)

"Blahblahblah!"--my band director (and later, the trumpet section)

"Make sure that everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on 'What to Do if You or Part of You is Swallowed.'"--Woody (Toy Story 2)

"What's-her-name must only be in chick flicks because I have never seen her in a movie."--my dad

"Pirates are mean and they were never kids."--my 5-year-old cousin

"Shamey, shamey."--my English teacher

"Don't worry, I kept Elizabeth safe just like I promised. Now she's all set marry Norrington just like she promised; and you're ready to die for her just like you promised. So, really,we're all men of our word, except for Elizabeth--who is, in fact, a woman."--Capt. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"...And there was much rejoicing."--Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Once, I was at Applebees with my friends and there was this picture of Mel Gibson on the wall and they dared me to steal it; I took it and put it in the back of my friend's car. After a little while, I felt bad, so we went back to the restaurant to return it, but when I went to get it from the back of the car, it was gone. Then they replaced the picture of Mel with a photo of Geena Davis."--my English teacher

"...And then they made me their chief."--Capt. Jack Sparrow (POTC)

"I had a dream about the quadratic formula!"--yet another friend

"It's just a flesh wound."--the Black Knight (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

"Wow. This penny's been through hell."--my chemistry teacher

Favorite Serious Quotes

"Follow the money."--Deep Throat (All the President's Men)

"Not all who wander are lost."--J. R. R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring)

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what man can't do."--Capt. Jack Sparrow (I know I have to stop quoting him, but he's just so quotable!)

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."--Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Characters Who Shouldn't Have Mary Sues But Get Them Anyway

Batman (Because he's the goddamn Batman.)

The Joker (Anyone who writes Sues for the Joker obviously wasn't paying attention during The Dark Knight.)

The Doctor (One of the most powerful beings in the universe is not going to quit traveling and settle down with Anamaria Loquacia Stacia Christina Whatever.)