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Author has written 44 stories for Smallville, Bridge/Bron/Broen, West Wing, and Supernatural. You don't really need to know about ME! Just take it as a given that I like to write and I think I'm getting better the more I do so. Only you can decide if that is the case, and the best way to do that is by leaving comments and/or criticisms in that little box at the end of each chapter. If you've signed a comment, I shall endeavour to respond personally. If unsigned or anonymous, then please accept my thanks and I will take any criticisms on board. Be kind though, as I've done nothing to offend you! |
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THE TROUBLE WITH SPRING CLEANING reviews
Spring cleaning denotes a fresh start, where it's out with the old and in with the new. Or does it? After all, the old still has memories attached. Set some time after the Finale.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A WELCOME DIVERSION
AU take on the party scene in 5x20 (Fade). Graham Garrett is not what he seems, and two of his party guests can't wait to get out of there.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
LOIS VS CLARK: PRANK BATTLES reviews
Prequel to "LOIS VS CLARK: PRANK WARS". Lois' intrusiveness bugs Clark, and Clark's uptightness bugs Lois. What will they do about it? Set between 4x03 (Facade) and 4x04 (Devoted).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
AFTER DARK
The aftermath of the fight between Clark and Tim Westcott following Alicia's untimely and unjust demise. A vengeful Clark could finish the job with one sharp twist. A sole voice makes sure he doesn't. Set during 4x12 (Pariah).
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,614 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
BORED, BROKEN AND BEDBOUND
Hospital scene expansion together with a bit of the Chlo-Lo we didn't get to see in 6x01 (Zod).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2019 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lois L. - Complete
NO MORE ROCKY ROAD reviews
She might not think him to be hot, rich or famous but his kindness is a great source of comfort. The support works both ways. A missing moment from 7x11 (Siren).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2019 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH HANGOVERS reviews
Ever wondered what happened with those little loose ends from 10x15 (Fortune)?
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2019 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
DON'T CALL ME DOROTHY! reviews
Sam and Dean find themselves in yet another television show as the Trickster continues to toy with them. A scene set within the episode 5x08 (Changing Channels).
Crossover - Smallville & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Lois L., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
IN MY CORNER reviews
Clark outlines his misgivings as he and his dad talk about the election campaign. Set after the events of 5x10 (Fanatic).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2018 - Clark K./Superman, Jonathan K. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH CAR CHASES reviews
Clark is roped in by Lois to help her investigate some shady dealings by Ron Milano's crime syndicate, but getting away proves to be a bigger challenge than getting in. Set after 8x02 (Plastique).
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
SWEAT reviews
A series of vignettes taking several scenes from the show in a different and more smutty direction. Clark is a lucky, lucky boy! Rated NC-17 for obvious reasons.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/28/2018 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Lana L./Valkyrie, Chloe S., Lois L., Alicia B. - Complete
INNER CRAZY reviews
Clark's temporary mind-reading ability proves to be a lot more illuminating than what we saw in 9x04 (Echo).
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,082 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
YEAR OF THE HOUSE OF MOUSE reviews
Clark, Lana and all the Daily Planet's bullpen staff are asked to pose for the newspaper's Disney-themed holiday calendar. Set after 7x05 (Action).
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
FROM SLAM DUNKS TO DUNK TANKS reviews
Clark gets a call from his old friend which turns into an eye-opening three-way conversation. Set after 4x03 (Facade).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L., Pete R. - Complete
MAYHEM IN THE BULLPEN reviews
Jimmy's gone and done a bad thing, and now there'll be hell to pay. Set between 8x04 (Instinct) and 8x05 (Committed). A little bit violent hence the rating.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lois L., Jimmy O. - Complete
THE INFAMOUS INTERVIEW reviews
As the title suggests, this is about the missing scenes from 8x15 (Infamous), where Clark divulges his secret to Lois in order for her to write his story and thwart Linda Lake's exposé.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,977 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH MUFFINS reviews
After the Vigilante Registration Act is repealed, the gang celebrate but Oliver ends up wishing he'd kept his mouth shut. Set during 10x13 (Beacon).
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2017 - Lois L., Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH PRESS CONFERENCES reviews
Press conferences at City Hall are so boring, it's really hard to stay awake for some people. Set before 8x04 (Instinct).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
MAZE OF UNCERTAINTY reviews
AU version of events starting from the wedding reception in 8x10 (Bride) as Clark returns to Smallville having taken care of Doomsday at the Fortress, and removed Brainiac from Chloe with the help of the Legion. He needs some advice and also has some news to share.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
NO MORE RUNNING reviews
After her chat with Clark in the barn where they acknowledge their friendship, Lois heads back to the house happier yet hungry, and has a talk with the Kents. Set after 4x16 (Lucy).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Lois L., Martha K., Jonathan K. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH ISOBEL'S MAGIC reviews
The girls learn more about what happened during Chloe's 18th birthday party, much to the dismay and embarrassment of Clark. Set just after 4x08 (Spell).
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lana L./Valkyrie, Chloe S., Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH ELECTRIC CURRENTS reviews
A story about a birthday present, a hairbrush, a CD player, an empty dorm room and a freshly showered Lois rocking out with abandon until she's left 'Thunderstruck'. Set before and after the events of 4x08 (Spell), using an idea that featured in a deleted scene from that episode.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
TWO ARMS, ONE JACKET reviews
Observing a President at work can be a real eye opener, but Josh learns the hard way that some things really should be left to the experts. Set around the latter half of season 1.
West Wing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Josh L. - Complete
SAGA AND THE SANDWICH
After a fruitless morning of trying to solve their murder case, homicide detectives Saga and Martin go for a lunch break. Set during the first few episodes of season 1.
Bridge/Bron/Broen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Complete
THE GIRL ON THE STAIRS reviews
Whenever he sees her standing on the stairs, it is always memorable. Borrows heavily from 4x18 (Spirit), 8x10 (Bride) and 10x15 (Fortune), then segues beyond the future depicted in the Finale.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,125 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
HAUNTED BY A GUNSHOT reviews
Ill-considered actions can have disastrous consequences. Lois struggles with her thoughts and emotions, running through her mind about how her desperation for a huge scoop had put those she cared about in grave danger. We get the Chlo-Lo we never got to see. Set during 8x19 (Stiletto).
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Chloe S., Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH TWENTIES reviews
Slight re-jigging of the last scene from 5x06 (Exposed) as Lois thanks Clark for his help after she'd been kidnapped by a human trafficker. His response leaves her fuming yet oddly proud.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH GOATS reviews
Having heard a noise coming from outside the barn, Clark goes to investigate. Has Zod arrived, as Lionel's scribblings had forewarned? Takes place right after the Bike vs Harley chat in 5x21 (Oracle).
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lois L. - Complete
A TALE OF TWO PHONE CALLS reviews
Two phone conversations, one between Clark and his mom and the other between Mrs Kent and Lois, as Martha finally learns about the relationship she'd long since felt would come to pass one day. Set between 9x09 (Pandora) and 9x10 (Disciple).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L., Martha K. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH TEQUILA reviews
Clark is miserable because Lana is in a coma while Lois is getting nowhere researching into Lex's activities. Here's what happened when Clark and Lois went out for a few drinks at the end of 7x18 (Apocalypse).
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH UNLOCKED DOORS reviews
Clark heads over to the Talon to speak to Chloe and ask her to help him find out why Bart is stealing from LuthorCorp, just as Lois is packing for her trip to Monte Carlo with Oliver. Revised take on the scene from 6x11 (Justice).
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lois L. - Complete
CAFÉ ET AMOUR reviews
A new set of forfeits gets Lois and Clark in competitive mode again, but can they last a whole week without the one thing they each crave the most? Sort-of sequel to 'A BET IS A BET', set after the future depicted in 10x04 (Homecoming). Please note that this is NC-17 because of graphic sexual content later in the story.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
THE LONG DRIVE HOME reviews
AU take on 10x06 (Harvest) as Lois and Clark talk on the drive home from the cherry festival they covered, discussing all the strange happenings since the day they met.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 11/28/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
A DAY TO NOT REMEMBER reviews
Lois loses all her memories from when she arrived in Smallville after the Talon is robbed, requiring the help of Clark and Chloe. Revised take on the premise of 4x19 (Blank).
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/14/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH THE LETTER S reviews
Zatanna's mischief-making ways lead to Lois waking up not quite feeling her usual self. What had Zatanna done to her? Set after the events of 9x13 (Warrior).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
THE TROUBLE WITH LEATHER reviews
Clark dons Oliver's Green Arrow gear to double-cross Lois, but things don't go quite as smoothly as planned. Set around the events of 6x10 (Hydro).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
A BET IS A BET reviews
Lois and Clark make a bet, and the loser has to carry out a forfeit of the winner's choosing. Who will win the bet? Set during the election campaign between 5x11 (Lockdown) and 5x12 (Reckoning).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 10/13/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
LOIS VS CLARK: PRANK WARS, VOL2 reviews
Lois and Clark are at it again, pranking each other and upping the ante. More cunning and more risque than last time. Sequel to "LOIS VS CLARK: PRANK WARS", set between 8x05 (Committed) and 8x10 (Bride).
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
UNLABELLED reviews
Missing scenes leading up to the ending of 5x13 (Vengeance). Lois and Martha are going through Jonathan's things and Lois finds an unlabelled videotape which contains an important and poignant family moment.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Lois L., Martha K. - Complete
GOOD MORNING, METROPOLIS! reviews
A slight revision of the final scene of 9x06 (Crossfire), as Clark and Lois are handed their live television debut as presenters of the new morning show. A tale of live television, online dating, cake making and cherry flavoured lip balm!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
ALL BECAUSE OF A SHIRT, ALL BECAUSE OF A DRESS reviews
When that somebody you've known forever dresses and acts so differently all of a sudden, you might start to look at them as maybe something more than a friend. Based on scenes from 8x02 (Plastique) and 8x10 (Bride).
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT JIMMY reviews
Extension of the hospital scene from 9x01 (Savior). What if Chloe managed to tell Lois what had happened in Metropolis during her unexplained disappearance? Lois and Jimmy were reasonably close on the show but they never showed Lois learning about what happened to him, never mind how it might affect her.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Chloe S., Lois L. - Complete
BAD DAY AT BLACK CREEK reviews
Lois found powerless Clark and captive Chloe at Black Creek, but how did she get in? Missing scenes from 8x01 (Odyssey).
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
LOIS VS CLARK: PRANK WARS reviews
Lois and Clark play a series of little pranks on each other. Who gets the upper hand though? Set between 4x16 (Lucy) and 4x22 (Commencement).
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
