Greetings.

My dream is to someday write a good story.

I'm actually rather immature when I want to be...

However, I can also be very mature when needed.

I look back at the stuff I wrote two or three years ago and can't help but laugh...a lot.

I don't like growing up, I would much rather go back to the days in which boys had cooties and I knew nothing about the troubles of today's world. :sighs:

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Favorite Quotes

Cole: Did you get the flowers I sent you?
Phoebe- Yeah, "Sorry I tried to strangle you." That's probably not a card the florists get to write everyday.

Cole: I'm just gonna go stand over there and umm... pretend I have something better to do.

Mother: The window of opportunity is open. Don't crash into the wall on the way out.

Piper: Being with him breaks the rules, but not being with him breaks my heart.

Phoebe- Smart people don't do stupid things, only stupid people do!

Father- So does anybody know what these lyrics are supposed to mean?
Me- No idea, all you have to do is rhyme the words and come up with a tune to be a songwriter.
Father- Oh... The gum is under the table, the table. Now I'm gonna go see Mable! Hey I got it!

Me- I hurt my arm!
My Sister- I would say I care, but I really don't.

Demon- Let's make your PG lives rated R. Who needs violence, when you can make it yourself?

Phoebe- Uh, once you finish your thing and I finish my thing, then we really need to go meet Piper and Leo to fix the thing we saw at the..
Prue-...Thing.

Prue- And it is devastating to me to realize that the brilliance of your eye is completely destroyed by the ignorance of your mouth.

Bumble Bee- Hey Sparky! Welcome aboard the Happy Train, we're having loads of fun!

My Sister- Don't ever take Drivers Ed. Wait until you're thirty.

My Friend: You are so weird.
Me: You know, weird people consider themselves to be normal. So they see normal people as weird people. So actually either everybody's normal, or everybody's weird.

Oscar Wilde- Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Cole- You better be careful or a guy might think he's being followed.
Phoebe laughs
Piper- You better be careful or a girl might think her sister's getting a really cheesy pick up line.

Piper- Why are you being so stubborn about this?
Phoebe- Because I'm a Scorpio. What's your excuse?

Cole- :to himself: I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill you, that's why. Smooth.

Prue- Wow, you've been thinking. That's a pretty big step for a warlock. Ugh, God, I am so sorry, that was awful catty of me, wasn't it?

Warlock- Is this the part where I'm supposed to go 'whoo, they did research' and run away? (HAHAHAH Sooo Great!)

Slade- Don't get up, I'll let myself out.

Billy Numerous- Well butter me backside and call me a biscuit!

Mom- (To my sister) Don't open the window tonight.
My Sister- Why not?
Me- Are you stupid? (Keep in mind it was like 30 degrees)

Me- I came out here to get the mail, not get pestered by you.

Aqualad- Some guy in a unitard?
Speedy- Let it go, Unitard Guy.

Inspector Carmelita Fox- Freeze, Copper!
Sly- How can I freeze when my heart warms at the very sight of you?

Sly- I'll knock your teeth out one by one and then make you eat them!

Murray- Y-E-S, yeah!

Bently- We need to put the smack down on these bad dudes for justice.

Confucius- Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Stephen King- People want to know why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy-- and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Bette Davis- If your children don't hate you from time to time when they're growing up, then you're not doing a very good job.

Me- Not being praised for your achievements is a heck of a lot worse than being punished for your failures.

Me- On Valentines Day, buy me a gift, stick it in my locker, and pretend it wasn't from you.
My Friend- So you can pretend it's from a secret admirer?
Me- Yep! That way I can at least pretend I have a life.

T.V. Dude- "W" is Bush's favorite letter. After all, it begins his middle name and he needs it to say his favorite phrase, "Weapons of mass destruction.

Me- I care more about the trees than the lousy people!

Me- My sister eats turkey and chicken because she hates birds and she's trying to get rid of them.

Me- I find no reason to be miserable any longer than I must.

My Sister- OH MY GOD! Oh, sorry, I thought you were naked...

The boy I love who hates me- Do you have OCD?
Me- Yeah, but I have a lot of disorders.

My Other Friend- Fuck. Shit. Damn. No, I don't curse.

RPG- Aw, you have no mail, how sad.

T.V. Show- Because they're asses, who look like ass, because their faces are like asses.