Came to update my profile only to find that I had none, lol.

What you should know: I'm a SLASHER! Slash/yaoi/BL whatever you want to call it, it's the focus of my reading and writting. If you don't know what I'm talking about you should just give up now.

I usually won't even look at a story if it's not at least 10,000 words, not to say that there arn't some short awesome stories(and I have been directed to a few and loved them). I just like long involvements and hate finding an amazing story that only had 5,000 words and just teases u mercilessly and is never updated. (unlike my stories which give you about 35,000 words before they're never updated ;P jk... kinda)

I like stories that focus on the male protagonist, and I also usually end up hating any female that the author/producer paired them with. ie - Ginney(hp), Jo(supernatural), Lana(small.) and so on. Exceptions cause they're kick as chicks: Neytiri (Avatar), Arwen (LOTR), Jessica & Donna (Suites) there have been better females in shows lately I'll try and remember the rest. All the rest need to die. So if I ever suggest a story with a het. pairing (only 8% likely) and with one of the above mentioned females (pigs are surely flying now) then you should definately read it because it would have to be a truely amazing piece of work.

I like to torture my heroes in some way but I also like them intelligent and competent. I enjoy (but do not need) them dark or involved with the evil side. I for some reason can't stand to read stories where everything is a joke and blown to ridiculous proportions. While crack can be awesome and amusing, when it gets to the point where it's illogical, over the top, constant bash you in the head with it, I give up.

I'm a huge HP fan and especially enjoy crosses that get you out of the HP world(Phoenix Catcher is my god). I also love Supernatural, Smallville(though I haven't seen anything past season 4 when Lex and Clark start separating, I can't have my fantasy of those two together ruined!!!) Suits, White Collar, Avengers, XMFC, Criminal Minds, Dexter(not the cartoon, the one with lots and lots of killing), House, Angel, Stargate(haven't seen a single episode but I do read it a lot), X-Men, LOTR, Avatar, Riddick, Code Geass, Death Note, Junjou Romantica, Ai no Kusabi, Yami no Matsuei. I'm not crazy about but do enjoy InuYasha (if Kagome get's smacked for how she abuses Inu, and Inu shows some intelligence), Naruto (when he gets revenge on the village and hides his true self, especially the one where he's a cannibal. So awesome!) ... I'll think of the rest later.

New shows I'm getting into, would love to know what others are thinking as well:

I'm going to gradually be posting more of my stories on here. Almost all of them needed to be edited for mature content but can be found in their entirety on my other sites:

AFF and some others that are down now :(

My Livejournal:http:///

I've only recently started the livejournal so it doesn't have some stories that are on AFF because I want to heavily edit them first. While it has others that can not be found anywhere else.

Plans! (that have been plans for months possibly years):

-Finish my Avatar fic!!! (So sorry, it's done in my head, just haven't written it out)

-Re-write/finish my RotG (not even sure it's still up here, think it got taken down for content, oops XD) I'll post an edited version if(when) I ever get to it.

-Beat my muse until writers block on my small/SGA cross goes away.

I hope you enjoy what's up!

P.S. - I haven't updated my favorite stories/authors in years. Keep meaning to but... yeah.