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Joined 03-25-16, id: 7677887, Profile Updated: 06-13-17
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Note: Hey guys, I know that being done with school was supposed to help me write more. And it did for a couple of weeks, even though I was struggling a bit with depression in the wake of suddenly needing to structure my own time. But, uh, I found out I was pregnant. Which is great! I was hoping to get pregnant quickly so that I could get this parenthood thing started before I hit 35. On the other hand, though, it turns out the actual pregnancy part sucks. I'm having all-day morning sickness and if I manage not to be exhausted for an hour together, that's a good day (and I take that time to do dishes and laundry). The nausea is especially bad for anything creative. Hard to feel anything other than dread when your stomach is threatening to rebel at any moment. The next couple of weeks should be the worst and then it should start getting better - crossing my fingers. I'll keep you posted.

Hi. Uh...I'm a person, and I write. Usually I write literature or I write about literature. Lately I've been pretty busy writing about literature, which it turns out I'm not terribly fond of, so I needed something to blow off steam. Something that wasn't serious, that I could take or leave, that didn't have to be perfect.

So...I started a fanfic. Sort of. The "fan" part is a bit of a misnomer.

Whatever.

Maybe someday more will come, maybe I'll finish this stupid degree and get on with what I actually want to do and never think of these things again. I've got another year in that degree, though, so the fic I've already started has a really good chance of getting finished. I've been writing it for less than six months and have more than 100 pages. So...yeah. The main problem might be stretching it out until I graduate.

Bleeding Slowly Toward Dusk updates Wednesday and Saturday*.

Most of the time. Exceptions will be communicated in author's notes.


As a side note, other than two years spent in Texas and one in good old Walla Walla, WA (before it was a wine destination, unfortunately - but, then, I was also only 18/19 at the time), I've lived my whole life in Portland, OR and my extended family has roots around the Seattle area. My paternal grandmother lived in Sequim, on the Olympic Peninsula, for decades. She went to church in Port Angeles, and so I went with her every weekend I ever stayed with her. I've been all through the Olympic National Forest, dug up (and then released) Dungeness crabs on the Dungeness Spit, and hiked through the temperate rain forest west of Port Angeles.

As if that's not enough, my mother's family is from the tragically misnamed town of Warm Beach (it isn't) just north of Everett (which is just north of Seattle). I spent less time there since my grandparents moved to Arizona when I was young for my grandfather's health, but I still had cousins living in the area. From the time I was about five until I was thirteen, we spent a week just about every summer camping out near Auburn, which is a little east of Seattle. The only place I don't have a ton of experience with is Seattle itself - we drove through it many times, but it was only when I reached adulthood that I explored it for myself and I've only gone on a handful of occasions.

Anyway, the point of all this is that I know the climate of this region and can describe some of the natural attractions, as well as name common plants and trees, when they bloom, etc. Those who write Twilight fanfics might find my experience useful. Feel free to ask. It makes me laugh when I read fics that have snow falling in March (it almost never snows in Portland and Seattle is even more temperate) or forget that most of the forests around here are 60-70% evergreen and portray it as dead and brown during the winter.

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The Hermit and The Hunk by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Bella's life hasn't always been easy. The circumstances of her past have resulted in her living a half-life hidden away behind locked doors. When her new, green-eyed neighbor moves in, will she be able to open her door, and her heart, wide enough to give them a chance at something wonderful?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,320 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26049 - Favs: 7,334 - Follows: 6,871 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Children After Play by Cris reviews
I've been reading a lot of Evil!Charlie stories here lately and thought I'd try my own. Canon pairings, Cullens are vampires. There will be smut; I like smut . Kick-ass big sister Rosalie and possessive Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 339,780 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,393 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I justā€¦these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes beforeā€¦things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13614 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19741 - Favs: 9,839 - Follows: 6,852 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4412 - Favs: 4,569 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12834 - Favs: 7,142 - Follows: 6,149 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bleeding Slowly Toward Dusk: A Twilight Retelling reviews
A retelling of Twilight in which Bella (styled as Isobel) gets to be a character rather than a plot device, and Edward manages to avoid acting like a controlling and abusive predator.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 52 - Words: 245,689 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/5/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Bella, Edward
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