Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Death Note, +Anima, Mythology, Gravity Falls, Book X-overs, Misc. Books, Over the Garden Wall, Animorphs, and Maximum Ride.
Sup? I like select things -anime, OTGW, CPs, GF, knives, horror, etc-. I'm fairly blunt and don't care much in the ways of emotions besides anger, frustration, emptiness, occasionally happy, depressive moods that last like hell, and so on. You don't have to like my quotes or stories. Just ignore them if you hate 'em. No need to review unless you want to. Yadah, yadah, yadah, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to put up my poetry later. Don't request anything yet. First, I have to complete a few things -some CP stories, a OTGW meets GF fanfic, Rise of the Gaurdians 2 & 3, and a lot more- but I don't feel like writing them all down. :P
Random Self-Quote:
"I randomly have inserts when I'm thinking like, "HEY, YOU!! YEAH, I'm talking to YOU! I know you can hear me, dipshit!" Someday, when I lay there dying, I will go back over my life and crack a smile, knowing that, if psychics are real, I've left more than a few going, "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!"
"Loneliness truly is crippling. It leaves one hollowed out as it slowly curls up inside the pit of one's subconsciousness. Once it eats that away, it moves coyly into the forefront of your thoughts. You can catch it and not even notice for months, years, even, but once you do notice its presence, it's eaten away your ability to care about getting rid of it. This makes it impossible to ever recover from its harsh grip. Even after you think it has left, there will always be the seed waiting to be watered one time, so it may grow and become like its predecessor. I, too, suffer from this weed, but have no wish to remove it. Why? Because, it's the only thing I have left. Without it, I would really be alone."
"Insanity in one sentence: Beautiful, captivating, freeing, and alluring, yet, at the same time, is a prison of your mind."
So, I have a poll up for Detective Academy. It's fairly simple: choose who you want to die off in the book. Please know that one particular person is NOT to die, for they appear in the second book. That's right! I decided to continue it past this one. My idea for it came from a Smosh video I watched years ago. I give them their necessary credit!! I'll start on it once DA is finished. Don't hate me for the end, but I find death to be a rather good ending, especially with the plot for the 2nd one. It is NEEDED! Otherwise, there'd be no suspense or anything in between books. So! Look into mah poll. -P.S. there will be another poll for the other book. It let's you decide some serious shit.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8. Carry around a bag of stale cookies, and when asked why you carry them around, say 'They shut people up when they try to eat them!'
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Audition for American Idol with only the intent to make fun of Justin Bieber.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
16. When getting on a plane scream as loud as you can "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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HOW CRAZEE??
Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available.
Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes.
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
Crazy is when your crazy.
Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.
Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,
Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".
Crazy is when you cry over the loss of a spider you saw for three seconds and then someone killed it(even though your deathly afraid of spiders). (and alergic!)
Crazy is when you scream at your teacher because your D.O.L. says you have a brother when you don't so you won't write it out, then they have to carry you to the room that's sound proof and you try to strangle your self with your shirt and pound down the door even though your only eight.
Crazy is when you think of all your mental hospital visits are vacations away from all the real crap in life, and laugh at those who ask if you're better when you leave.
Crazy is when you shout out in your mind randomly 'Hey, you! Duchebag! I know you're listening!' just to make some psychics go crazy.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile
If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace, no wait, facebook...no wait again, twitter, crap I mean Tumblr! is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (He caught me singing, but I couldn't help it! I got the music in my SOUL!)
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.
JHONEN VASQUEZ FOR PRESIDENT! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him
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Poll: JUDGEMENT OF DEATH: So, this is for Detective Academy. You get to choose who you want to die out of all the characters. Choose wisely. :P Vote Now!
