Hi, thanks for clicking on my profile link.

I'm just one of your Starbucks latte in mason jar sipping, bearded hipsters living in Brooklyn and writing the next great American novel. Find my writing pretentious? Then you should elevate yourself because my writing represents the avant garde, bitch. Oh yeah, for the ladies out there, I enjoy long walks on the beach.

Fun facts:

Real name: Gary Stu

Favorite number: 42

Favorite genre: Fiction

Favorite catchphrase: 2edgy4u

Favorite fanfictions: I don't read fanfiction. :/