An alternate universe where Snake is a nigh-unstoppable God of destruction, and every problem can be solved with fire. Various adventures are had, and genocide is committed. Quite often, actually.

The Dark Lord has returned to reap the sins of man, beat up a toddler, and steel a car.

Pontiff Sulyvahn, the Tyrant of Irithyll, Moonlit Sorcerer, and Master of the Profaned Mixtape, does whatever the hell he feels like.

Hope comes in many flavors. Contains Nagito Komaeda X Guy Fieri.

Kill me, please.

The end has come, and its name is Sheldon Cooper.

Far above the war being fought on the surface of Holy Terra, a very different battle rages. A battle between a Primarch empowered by the forces of Chaos who has no idea what the hell is happening and a Goddamn Kamen Rider.

I am ashamed of my words and deeds.

Join our hero Hank Hill as he sets out from his home town of Arlen to recover a stolen arrow, and to teach Dio what it means to be a parent. Hank will travel the world dispensing propane and justice to those in need, but will the burden of the atrocities he must witness along the way taint his pure spirit? Will the machinations of Dio be enough to stop Hank? Hot damn if I know.

Nick Wilde surprises his long time partner with a shocking display of knowledge using a beloved film as an example of a rather esoteric scientific principle.

We never know why it is that we're born into this dying world until we're close enough to death for those revelations to not even matter, but what if this understanding was something we could reach without struggle?

Ash ketchum is a young super saiyan from the planet of Namek, but one day he discovers that he possesses the powers of spirit detective! Tasked with defeating the hollows, will he be able to save the Digital World from the Fire Nation?

Join me as I explore the limits of contemporary views on Bullshit. The philosophical messages found within are buried underneath an insurmountable pile of shit. I can guarantee your life will be changed for the better.

He had fell down a hole, and his quest ended. It had prevented Knight Solaire from linking the flame when the time came, though that allowed him to return as an Unkindled. Solaire of Astora has an opportunity once more to finally fulfill his long-time goal of becoming grossly incandescent. Solaire will enkindle the bonfire, as well as the heart of an oddly familiar Onion Knight.

His kingdom having been stolen from him by a corrupt despot, the former Lizard King Leafy must appeal to a foreign military power for support in retaking what once was his. Although he judged this to be a fine plan at first, upon arriving and meeting the King Leafy has grown rather apprehensive. (Gone Medieval.)(No excuse.)(In the court.)(End my suffering.)

Donald Trump engages in the act of extensively parodic misadventures, and defends his golden City-State from the envious Adolf Hitler.

Years ago our hero was promised lasagna, yet he had received only betrayal. Join Garfield as he travels on a journey to help both sides of this conflict come to terms with one another. Garfield will travel the world, spreading love and peace to the population of earth. Also remember kids, abhore the mutant and purge the xenos. The filth of the Aliens is not to be tolerated.

This tale is one of tragedy. Of a king without any snacks in his pantry. Will our hero make it to Little Caesars? Will he enjoy a pizza uninterrupted? Will he change his uncaring ways? Will he work through his flaws and make a great metamorphosis into one who might love others and be loved? Probably not.