Hermione and Draco are both very driven members of the Department for Magical Law Enforcement. They even work in the same office, much to their collective displeasure. When Clagg announces he will be retiring at Christmas, both jump at the chance to apply. Given their extremely competitive nature, and years of ingrown hatred of the other, hijinks ensue. (Dramione)

Luftmensch: (n.) an impractical dreamer. Hermione Granger was no Luftmensch, in fact, she was quite the opposite. Which was why, when she agreed to help house Draco Malfoy in her dorms, it was a completely well-measured, logical decision. Oh Merlin help her, it definitely was not. (8th Year AU)