Age: Old enough to know better.

Sex: None please. I'm British.

Likes: Jokes, puns and one-liners. The cornier the better i.e. "Hey, you're the guy who invented Tip-Ex. Correct me if I'm wrong."

Dislikes: A real pet-hate of mine is when people use words like "sucks", "gay" and "retarded" to describe something they don't like. It's so juvenile, and it gives the impression that they're too lazy to think of an intelligent argument.

My favorite story genres are humor and action/adventure. I'm not much of a romance or angst writer. Nor do I pay a lot of attention to pairings. Not that I never use them; it's just that I prefer to focus on characters as individuals, rather than just part of a couple.

My goal when I'm writing a story is to:

1. Make it as entertaining as I can.

2. Keep all the characters 'in character'.

3. Write in a style that is, intelligent, easy to read and without any major spelling or grammar mistakes that might reduce the reader's enjoyment.

I welcome any advice and/or constructive criticism with regard to these goals.