Hello!

Kat: We’re Gabs and Kat. As in plural. As in two people...despite what most people in our lives say…

Gabs: Eh, close enough. If we didn’t want to be mistaken as a single unit, we shouldn’t speak in unison.

Kat: At least that one dude was convinced we were twins. But we have differences. I’m a Gryffindor!

Gabs: Ah, Gryffindor! Brave Gryffindor, Idiotic Gryffindor! What I mean to say is Go Slytherin!

Kat: Yes, Slytherins who don’t have the courage to pick a side and stick with it. I think we are getting a bit carried away.

Gabs: No point sticking with the losing side. Besides, Peter Pettigrew.

Kat: That’s a very cowardly thing to say. Besides, Severus Snape. Or better yet. Andromeda Black.

Gabs: Let’s talk about Andromeda Black. She’s my hero. A Slytherin (assumably) that picked a side, stayed on it, lost literally everyone she loved, and raised her grandson in the aftermath. You go Andromeda!

Kat: She is pretty awesome, despite her house. Ginny Weasley, who was literally possessed by Voldemort and still managed to be normal and sane! We should prob tell everyone more about us… or our story...

Gabs: Our story is quite simple. It’s AU. It’s a lovely conglomeration of various ‘what-if’ senarios tied up nicely in a bow. Unfortunately for Kat, it’s mostly dry humor and only mildly dark.

Kat: I think Gabs forgets that all things fanfiction I love are made of dry humor and dark themes. And twists! I love a plot twist! Don’t forget slight mockery of most things that were pointless. Like that freaking time turner!

Gabs: That damn time turner. Cute for the plot, but ultimately leading more questions than answers. Also, I said mildly dark, not the blackest pits of hell, dark. Should we tell them ships?

Kat: I dunno, we could always make them guess. I do love a guessing game!

Gabs: Guessing game it is then. Can’t deny you anything, can I love?

Kat: Nope, that’s why I’m your better half! Plus, people might see the ships and think we’re crazy. They need to see the characters grow and develop to understand things. Like the little plot twist I’m currently working on. *insert evil laugh*

Gabs: Now, now, Tonks/Dumbledore is a ship I am going down with.

Kat: Ew. Just. Ew. He is like over a hundred years older than her. You’re delusional. As always, we own nothing. Like really, nothing. Maybe a few made up characters, but the wonderful world of HP is not our to own, but to play with. Comment, follow, fav. We will love you!

XOXO Gabs & Kat

P.S. Everyone keeps asking about our ships! We will tell you this, there is only one ship that is canon, and it's not what you think!