ZonkRThide bio
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 Author has written 2 stories for RWBY. In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in His cosmic loneliness. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close to mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely. "Everything must have a purpose?" asked God. "Certainly," said man. "Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God. And He went away. |
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Breaking Through the Bottom of the Bottle by College Fool reviews
Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/1/2016 - [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] - Complete
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 4,233 - Follows: 3,076 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 755 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc: The Night before Christmas by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 316 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Jaune A. - Complete
A Common Criminal Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 99,743 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Jaune A., Ruby R., Roman T. - Complete
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The League of Extraordinary Jaune-tlemen reviews
All Jaune ever wanted was to be a hero. And yes, "Protector of the Multiverse" probably fits that category. But if someone had told him that he would need to work together with so many alternate versions of himself? "Farmer" isn't looking so bad anymore... Collaborative writing project founded on the Professor Arc Forum. Feat. Jaunes from Coeur Al'Aran and College Fool.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,848 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Jaune A.
