Greetings fans, friends, fellow writers and welcome to my gallery of amateur fanfiction writing! Before you ask, no I have never done this before, hence this ridiculous profile description. However, I read more often than I probably should, and eat more than I read; so really, I think we can all agree that I'm pretty qualified to write epic works of fanfiction.

The things that give me joy in life are tattoos, food, nature (I may be lying about this one), and of course Netflix. If you ask me in person what I love, I will most definitely give you a more accurate list that will hopefully come off less as an entitled white girl, and more as a down-to-earth gal pal. Since you now know what makes me the joyous person I am, you're probably wondering what I despise; well I will tell you.

I despise all forms of exercise except for dance and moving an eating utensil to my mouth (if you count that as exercise). I cannot stand when people chew with their mouth open, I will slap you for doing that; and I don't appreciate when people question my authority because I'm obviously very high up on the ladder of success as a college student.

Please describe yourself in two words: SHORT HAIR. Literally (and I do mean literally) everyone identifies me by my hair. You would think that people remember you by your personality or something of genuine worth, but everyone knows me by my hair. Not to say this is a bad thing because a lot of people think I look exactly like the actress Shailene Woodley, which is something that I am absolutely okay with.

I sincerely hope that my somewhat aggressive profile description didn't scare any of you ravenous readers off. If you are one of the brave souls who is interested in my writing, thank you and have a nice day.