JoseHood
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Joined 09-20-15, id: 7147643, Profile Updated: 08-16-16
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

JoseHood,

College student,

Deathly Hallows malcontent,

And your new favorite fanfic author.

I'm here because Dumbledore asked me to...

I recently took a look back at HP and decided that I wasn't really satisfied with how it panned out. I really enjoy thinking up stories, but I've struggled with actually writing them, so I thought, why not use what JK has already provided and see if I can see something out to the end? After sleuthing around this site, sampling some stories, getting a taste for what I liked, and I settled on something AU, dark, and nothing like anything JK would have wrote. That turned into Mudblood Mistress, though I do have other ideas floating around in my brain.

Of course, I do not own any of the material, etc., etc..


Mudblood Mistress is a story of Slytherin Hermione caught up in a war she isn't prepared for. As Dumbledore says, choices are everything. Featuring a dark/grey Hermione fighting for survival. Slow break from canon in the early years, massive AU soon follows Tom's return. Planning to go up to MMVIII.

Mudblood Mistress I & II is complete. Mudblood Mistress III is complete. Mudblood Mistress IV is currently underway.
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Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,359 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 4,769 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3512 - Favs: 6,442 - Follows: 7,981 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 8,628 - Follows: 7,462 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Emerald Trance by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(5/7) It is a dark time for Harry Potter. Voldemort is secretly amassing power, and only Dumbledore's Order of the Phoenix opposes him. Abandoned, libeled, loathed and reviled, Harry has few allies and fewer options. Harry must learn to control his powerful and mysterious emerald trance; if he cannot, Harry will be consumed by darkness. (AU Slytherin!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 280,183 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Harry P., Katie B.] - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 6,074 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5664 - Favs: 12,004 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
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Mudblood Mistress IV reviews
Sequel to MMIII. Fourth year. Hermione falls deeper into tumultuous social waters, explores new relationships and follows Dumbledore on a journey to understand the meaning of choices. The world is changing fast. A war is coming. Will the past repeat? AU. Dark/Grey!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,039 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 8/13/2016 - Hermione G., Albus D., Bellatrix L., Daphne G. - Complete
Mudblood Mistress III reviews
Sequel to MMI&II. Third year. The lions hate Hermione with a burning passion. An insane blood-supremacist breaks out of Azkaban and targets Hogwarts. Soul sucking demons terrorize her with visions of the past year. But she has a new cat, new friends, and she learns to live with the snakes. AU. Grey!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,847 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Daphne G. - Complete
Mudblood Mistress I & II reviews
Hermione Granger always wanted to make something of herself. When she discovers that she is a witch, she decides to take the wizarding world by storm. She is sorted into a house despised by all... a house that despises her. The first years of Hogwarts are not easy. A Muggle-born Slytherin tries to make her way in the world and learns it is not so easy to storm a castle. AU. grey!Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,080 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 12/27/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete