"I think it's about time I actually put something down on that profile section."

~Lowknave, about a full year ago.

(Thank you Forgeborn for making my new profile image, I couldn't be happier that you've provided that for me and I'm sure it'll give a few other people a good laugh! Hopefully, I can try and return the favor!)

"Hey there, what's this place about?"

If you're visiting this profile page, you either found me by viewing one of my excessively long reviews or less likely, you actually read one of my stories (to which I applaud you). Regardless of how you got here, I'm sure there's much you wish to know about me without actually having to interact with me, so I'll provide you with some details that may either prove to be of interest to you, or just so you can laugh at how many words I dumped into this profile section. Whatever suits you, I'm just here to fill in the gaps. If there's anything you want to talk about, ask, or request; then just hit me up VIA PM. I don't have any particular grievances to mention, so I guess it's worth saying that I'm not afraid to talk about anything! Communication is vital in a civilized world, after all.

"Ugh, not another cheesy backstory!"

Skimming over irrelevant details such as personal affairs and locations, I'm currently focusing on becoming a fighter pilot for the US Armed Forces, in particular, the United States Air Force has my current interest, but that may change depending on the current circumstances. I personally never found education to be the most helpful for achieving this goal of mine, but that's just one of the many obstacles we all must face over the course of our lifetime. As of late, I've been dragging my feet on the matter, and henceforth, this site is one the many hobbies I've been wasting my time on until I come up with a more solid resolution. So, in other words, I guess you can say my current life right now is just me wasting time as I try and finalize my future course of action. For any younger people that happen to read this, I have one piece of advice for you: don't do what I did; plan, and act decisively — waiting around and contemplating isn't exactly what you want to spend two years of your life doing, but it has its benefits as you'll come to discover once you get to know me.

As for exactly how I got onto this site, it came from my unexplainable interest in the Guardians of Ga'Hoole series. Again, avoiding certain details and more personal feelings on the matter, I think the Guardians of Ga'Hoole series is — despite its focus for the younger audience — a fantastic series worthy of more praise and attention than it currently posses. I can say with full honesty that at first the series didn't really catch my eye, until a particular someone came into my life and revealed its greatness to me. When she and I went our separate ways, the only real thing I had to look back upon was this series, and that's pretty much it in a nutshell. Due to the lack of writers in the community, I decided to try out my own [horrible] writing skills just to respect what the series has given to me over the years.

Aside from that, I think mentioning anything else would be repetitive and uninteresting. I'm a very, very reserved person in actuality, but try to make myself appear extroverted whenever possible. I can spend hours on end talking about stuff on the internet, but barely shave-off even a full minute in dialogue in real life. That doesn't mean I'm exactly anti-social or suffer from shyness, it's complicated to explain, but the more you understand my mentality, the better.

"Lowknave?"

Long story short, "Knave" was the nickname I got during my High School years due to my cold, unethical attitude that I obtained after the loss of my one (and only) girlfriend. Since then, I've attributed the name to a higher meaning through a philosophical standpoint, and used it to denote certain principles of human nature — in other words, Knave equates to Man itself. So, using my "glorious" creativity, I simply added "Low" to the equation, which is just an rearrangement of the word "Owl". As such, despite what the dictionary has to say about these two separate words, the hidden meaning behind Lowknave is two-fold: Owl man.

And yes, sometimes I get called Mobius by fellow colleagues due to my fascination of the Möbius Strip and its characteristics. I try to avoid this name, however, as a certain character in one of my favorite game series also holds the title of this name.

"So, because you call yourself a "Knave" you must be an evil person!"

Actually, this is not true. While it is impossible to characterize myself fully, I can say for certain that I do not take that title to heart as one may imagine so. I find myself to be quite a modest person, actually. I'm a very observant individual, calculating as well (take that description with a grain of salt). I try my best to be as impartial and fair as possible, while still seeking some rewards for myself for others. I enjoy certain topics more than others, and I also am more entertained by various kinds of people as well. I guess I'm just another normal human being with more of a focus on rationality over emotions . . . though, I'd be hypocrite if I didn't mention that I'm still hesitant about finding another love interest due to "certain feelings" I harbor. But as my father had once said: "You ain't missin' out on much."

Now, if [by some fluke] I was inserted into the GoGH series for example? I can tell you right now that your best bet would be to stay in excess fifty meters away from me. That same, kind, complacent Lowknave would suddenly become an absolute monster of ambition.

Luckily for you all, reality dictates that I must follow its laws, and the laws that society creates. As such, you don't have to worry about double-crossings or backslappings (I mean . . . back-stabbings).

A common joke of mine regarding my status as a Knave goes as follows:

"You can't be backstabbed if you don't have any friends."

[Insert Roll-Safe meme here]

More detail will be added later, but for now, this is the current update of my profile from nothing to a little bit of information.