szechuan.saucehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride. Call me Alex. As in Alex the Lion. I'm a dude, going to college, and I live close enough to the coast to brag about it to internet friends but far away enough so that driving to the beach is a lengthy affair. Close enough to have had multiple horrifying surfing lessons as a kid but far away enough so that if Sharknado happened, I'd be fine. Theoretically. I hope my stories aren't trash. Although I do most of my writing between 3:00 and 4:00 a.m. Thank you all for believing in my weirdness. |
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Apple Pie Steve by Imperio-youloveme reviews
"Steve smiled, with teeth and everything because, wasn't she just fantastic? She knew he was Captain America, and yet she still wanted to know Apple Pie Steve, the man with a routine and a schedule and a sketchpad."-Where Steve Rogers falls in love with the woman who likes Steve first and Captain America second. [On going series of One-Shots]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,580 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 619 - Updated: Dec 29, 2018 - Published: Mar 26, 2014 - Captain America/Steve R., OC - Complete
A Game of Spoons by TheMarvelousAsgardian reviews
The Avengers play Spoons, which involves a LOT of chaos and smashing of things. You should probably know how to play before reading this, because I don't explain how.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jun 25, 2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Wanda M./Scarlet Witch - Complete
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Rewinged reviews
Max was supposed to save the world. Whoops. The world ended, her soulmate Fang died, and she faced a life of living off of rats underground. So she wished for a re-do. And this time, she's got a gun in her pocket, a new Voice in her head, and a mission to learn how to make proper nachos. Oh, and this time she's actually going to save the world. It's rewind time. [T for language]
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: Feb 24, 2019 - Published: Nov 30, 2015
Fired reviews
Max has been kicked out of school again. Finding her way through life with nothing but a book, her dad's lighter, and her witticisms that always land her in trouble, Max spends her days following the only rule she cares about: Don't do things you'll regret. Life is hard for a girl who has no direction. Some girls just want to watch the world burn.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Sep 7, 2017 - Published: Aug 25, 2017
