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Here are some facts about me:

I like doodling, and comics.

I like eclâirs au chocolat and CHOCOLATE.

I love mathematics - it rocks. (Go ahead. Complain. You people will never see the art of the distributive property!)

I am obsessed by cats, both kittypets and wildcats, though I have an extra soft spot for wildcats.

I am a major Warriors fan.

Hello, here's a note I want to say to all readers of The Fallen Warrior, one of my stories:

There has been an 100th reviewer!

Congratulations to The Fiery Blaze of the Sun for winning the prize! We can discuss the one-shot together.

Hello, there. WARNING: ADVERT. Are you in the mood for an action-packed, fast-paced story? Do you feel like reading a plot with twists and turns, enemies and friends? Are you bursting to find a witty thriller somewhere on this website?

Then check out Polar Opposites, a fantastic tale written by The Fiery Blaze of the Sun.

ADVERT ALERT: Want some fun? Then check out my new forum, Clans of the Seasons!

In case you are wondering, the funny-ator is my other account, for funnier, less sensible stories. From now on, the funny-ator will be reviewing on most of my chapters to give special hints about the story she is reviewing on. For example, say I had a story where the main character was about to discover that she...had a long-lost sibling in Spain. I might "hint" in the previous Chapter about this, and then the funny-ator would, in a review, carefully "point out" that hint, so as to stir up some suspicion inside the head of a reader who was browsing the story reviews.

Other stuff about me...hmm...My favourite warriors cats of course! And here they are, in order!

1. Yellowfang & Jayfeather

2. Hollyleaf & Ivypool

3. Tigerstar

4. Cinderpelt

5. Mapleshade

6. Brokenstar

7. Mothwing

8. Scourge

9. Moth Flight

10. Leopardstar

Well, that's the list of my favourite warrior cats, but what about my least favourite?

1. Frecklewish

2. Appledusk

3. Teller of the Pointed Stones (the one in The New Prophecy)

4. Ravenwing

5. Rainflower

6. Clear Sky

7. Blossomfall

8. Darkstripe

Phew! That's about it.

Now, for my favourite ships.

1. GrayxSilver

2. FeatherxCrow

3. MothxMicah

Q&A

Silverstream or Millie?

A: Silverstream by a milestone.

Ivypool or Dovewing?

A: Like 99% of Warriors fans, Ivypool.

Tigerstar or Scourge?

A: Tigerstar, but I like both.

Jayfeather, Lionblaze or Hollyleaf?

A: Jayfeather! :)

Bumblestripe or Tigerheart?

A: Bumblestripe

Goldenflower or Sasha?

A: Ummmm, neither? Tigerstar doesn't strike my as a "mate" guy.

Dawnpelt, Tigerheart or Flametail?

A: Flametail

Feathertail, Leafpool or Nightcloud?

A: Feathertail

Spottedleaf, Sandstorm or Cinderpelt?

A: Sandstorm

Heathertail or Cinderheart?

A: Cinderheart

Blossomfall, Bumblestripe or Briarlight?

A: Briarlight; but Bumblestripe is also a nice cat.

Half Moon or Briarlight?

A: Half Moon...?

My Stories:

A Cat's Wish: The Fallen Warrior: A Warriors story with canon Clans, but OCs. Set way after the events of the last hope. Hazelfur is a ThunderClan warrior through and through, so how come StarClan picked her to switch to RiverClan? You heard me right. One day, she wakes up in RiverClan. She is told by StarClan that she is ln a mission, but she only knows about "The Fallen Warrior". How will she get back to ThunderClan? Or, more importantly, is she meant to? Almost done.

A Cat's Wish: Death at Moonlight: The next book in the A Cat's Wish series. It takes place at the same time as the first, though. I've only done the prologue.

Epsilon: Crossover between Warriors and Percy Jackson. Human warriors in a Greek-myth setting: Jay, Leo and Holly have no business with train wrecks, monsters, missions, weird engravings and gods. But then again, they never get their first choice of anything, do they? Not even life.

Tales Alone: My one-shot and challenge book.

-Crystal :)