Magical Buttshide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Games. Greetings fellow my fellow fan! My name is Tea and I write fan fiction on occasion. Currently however, I mostly read it. “Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.” |
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Dancing in the Dark by RawMateriel reviews
Sometimes you have to learn to laugh to let go of the past. Andromeda Black doesn't really care about that though. She just wants to kiss Hermione's pretty face. Time travel, and telenovela plot twists ahead. Written for the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Andromeda T.] Harry P., Sirius B.
BLACK by I am the Color of Boom reviews
A story of finding one's own path in life and striving to be a good person, despite how unattainable it might seem. Focuses on Sirius Black's school years but follows to the end. Tags: Character Development, Friendship, Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Internal Conflict, Emotional Hurt, Dark Moments, Promiscuity, Non-Graphic Child Abuse. Eventual Pairing:Sirius Black/Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., Marauders - Complete
Oliver's Valentine by CrazyRopeDragon reviews
Oliver Wood is determined to win the Quidditch House Cup before he leaves Hogwarts. Nothing will stand in his way. Not the Slytherins. Not a bludger. Not a pretty girl who helps him with his homework... He swears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 8/4/2016 - George W., Oliver W., OC, Fred W.
Quidditch Comes First by RawMateriel reviews
The Gryffindor team experience a haunting. Written for QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2016 - George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
All of the Above by modeoheim reviews
Denzel's family is a bit unconventional, but he likes it that way. What does second grade have in store? (please circle one.) a) Zack, frustrated with life and looking elsewhere for excitement; b) Cloud falling for the new teacher Mr. Leonhart; c) the growth of a family, one whose bond is strong and no less loving, or meaningful, for being a bit unusual; or d) all of the above.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,488 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Zack F., Angeal H.
Put your Behind in your Past by RawMateriel reviews
Everybody has flaws: Sirius is super inbred, James's head is big enough for three necks, and Remus... well uh, Remus is a werewolf. But it's no big deal! He's actually really nice. Wolfstar if you squint. Written Season 4 of the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P. - Complete
Poe Dameron and the Mystery of the Slytherin Bum by CrazyRopeDragon reviews
Poe Dameron is the team captain and the best chaser of the Gryffindor Quidditch team. Things are changing on the Slytherin team, overseen by the new wizard Hitler, Solo, and his frenemy Hux. As if that weren't enough (Quidditch is LIFE!), Poe discovers a mysterious boy with an arse of epic quality. He hunts this arse down with the help of his new Ravenclaw friend, Rey. Crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Finn, Poe D., Rey, Minerva M.
I Need a Pilot by CrazyRopeDragon reviews
Finn struggles against the shackles of his coma, reliving defining memories, and imagining what could be.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Finn, Poe D. - Complete
Too Soon For You by RawMateriel reviews
When the fighting is over, sixteen year old Luna Lovegood finds herself at a loss. Unwilling to interrupt her friends tied up in their personal grief, she dazedly returns home in the hopes of finding her Father. As she curls up alone on the floor in the runes of their house she awaits the brighter future she fought for. One Shot, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Luna L. - Complete
Let's Play by AsreonInfusion reviews
It was one of those open secrets that no one was really quite sure if they believed or not. It was legendary. The finest artists, writers, and programmers from Silver Elite and Red Leather had come together and made… a game. Did it really exist? Yes. Yes, it did. And Cloud had a copy. [A collection of one-shots from what has become fondly known as 'sex game verse'. Eventual ASGZC.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,096 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Cloud S., Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R. - Complete
Apoptosis by Urianger reviews
I received my get out of jail free card and I was no longer dead. I thought a second chance meant walking the earth anew and you know, not getting thrown into a video game. But here I am, baseball bat in one hand and responsibilities I'm trying to avoid in the other.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Cloud S., Aerith G., OC, Zack F.
The Ghost of Rockery Bridge by x.GalaxyQueen.x reviews
'"It should have been me," Fred whispered to the night, "It should have been me, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!" He repeated it over and over again, getting louder and shouting until his voice became hoarse. George had been strong; he could have survived this.' AU Oneshot. TW:Suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2015 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
And Every Breath That We Drew Was Hallelujah by MsTonksLupin reviews
Running in slow motion, being so close yet every second parted him even more from the curled figure at the bottom of the stairs. Sirius was gone forever, and she was laying motionless on the floor of the Department of Mysteries. All he could do was run, begging that he would eventually reach her. Because love is not a victory march, it's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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If This Be Nothing (Shall We Date? Obey Me!)
When they died, Sakiha thought they would pass on and walk with their gods, looking over their life before they were recycled back into the universe. Imagine their shock to find out that they've been damned to an eternity of institutionalized education - or so they believe. Meanwhile, Lucifer thinks, "Of all the old gods tied to the human, it had to be THAT one..."
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,527 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 6/24
The Palm of her Hand reviews
She was perfection, and it was hopeless. Written for QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Katie B., Alicia S. - Complete
Never Let Go reviews
Albus and James go in search of an escaped Will o' the Whisp. Shenanigans ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Regards
There's been a misunderstanding. For the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16/2018 - Q. Quirrell - Complete
Haunted reviews
James encounters a ghost from his past. They've come to exact their revenge. Written for QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/25/2017 - OC, Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Love Games
Cedric's rose-tinted glasses are gone for good. [Content warning for manipulation, full warning inside] written for the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2017 - George W., Cedric D., Fred W. - Complete
Recipe reviews
A sweet story about friendship written for the QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Harry P., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
And Darkness Came reviews
There friendship would not see winter. Written for QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2017 - Luna L., Theodore N. - Complete
Oops
Cedric is tempted to just drift away and ignore the blood and the concerned crowd of Muggles. Written for QLFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/14/2017 - Cedric D. - Complete
Decoy reviews
Written for the QLFC, Season 5, Round 9. Of all the children to be born on the day of that prophecy - it had to be Harry Voldemort would target. And there was nothing James Potter could do about it. But he would damn well try.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2017
Envy
Written for the QLFC, Season 5, Round 8. Warning: Festive Fic in September. Why? Because I am the master of my own destinty. James Sirius Potter on the other hand...not so much. "All appeared as it should be - all had yet to break."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Albus S. P., James S. - Complete
Skewing The Viewfinder
Written for the QLFC, Season 5, Round 7. Photographs were better when they moved, or Lily thinks so at least. Ted's photographs would be SO much better if they moved, surely. She'd make them move - one way or another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2017 - Teddy L., Albus S. P., Lily Luna P., James S. P. - Complete
Bonding
Written for the QLFC, Season 5, Round 6. Ha! Take that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Published: 8/20/2017 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
The Dog-Man and I reviews
Written for the QLFC, Season 5, Round 3. I am Crookshanks. My mistress is known as the brightest witch of her age. So, naturally, her companion is among the most majestic and intelligent of cats - me, Crookshanks. I had a hand in taking down the villain who started that whole mess. Shall I tell you about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2017
Unsolved
Written for the QLFC, Season 5, Round 2. In which a muggle writes letters to their good friend - unaware of the fact that she is a witch, and that now is the worst possible time to go ghost hunting in Little Hangleton... (aka. in which the writer tries to emulate Bram Stoker. I am so sorry Mr. Stoker. I failed you.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Published: 6/26/2017 - Narcissa M., OC, Charity B. - Complete
The Small Things reviews
Written for the QLFC, Season 5, Round 1. Harry waits for Draco to return from delivering some less than savoury news to his family...and breaks a wine glass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Tread Softly reviews
Being a muggle-born witch isn't easy. Even less so when you're Irish with a mother who's fighting to convince you to leave all the magic behind and just come home. And that's when she knows nothing about the mayhem that regularly occurs at school…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 8/6/2016 - George W., Cedric D., OC, Fred W.
