I'm Sarcasministic (Mini for short). I probably won't end up posting too many stories (well, I think that's a lie...), and I still have school meetings this summer (2015), so yeah.

I love pasta

My favorite restaurant (I will never be able to spell that right without using spell check) is Zoe's Kitchen

I'm moving soon (will update this whole page when life decides to happen)

I volunteer at my local SPCA

... I read. A lot.

I have a Cocker Spaniel. AKA "P4".

I am extremely shy.

Downright gullible.

Teenager.

I can't put my hair up in a bun to save my life...

... and makeup would be a disaster. IF I DID IT MYSELF.

Five stories so far!

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

D* put this
*R* on your
*E* page if you
*A* prefer your
*M* imagination
*S* over reality

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF MY STORIES :(

RISE OF THE GUARDIANS IS DREAMWORK'S. BIG HERO 6 IS DISNEY'S (and Marvel's?)

cArrY oN...