Most girls: Are cheerleaders

Other girls: Are captain of the football team

Most girls: Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls: Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls: Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls: Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls: Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls: Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls: Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls: Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a shit

Most girls: Would think this was bullshit

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

Boys become men when they:

1. Lose their virginity

2. Get their license

3. Buy their own car

4. Move out of their Mother's basement

5. Stop laughing when women cry

1. Are as swift as a coursing river

2. Have all the force of a great typhoon

3. Have all the strength of a raging fire

4. Are mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Friends: Knock on your door

Best friends: Barge right in and shout "Honey I'm home!"

Friends: Help you up when you fall down

Best friends: Jump on top of you and yell "DOGPILE"

Friends: Give you a tissue when you cry

Best friends: Say "Stop whinin, ya pussy."

Friends: Ask to go to the movies.

Best friends: Ask to go to a strip club.

Friends: Will read this and think it's sweet.

Best friends: Will copy-paste this and show it to their best friend.