Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut. Nobody knows she was raped at the age of 13. People call another guy fat. Nobody knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. Nobody knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against bullying copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like copying and pasting things into your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

The girl you just called fat?
She is over dosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly?
She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped?
He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars?
He fought for his country.
That boy you just made fun of for crying?
His mother is dying.
You think you know them. Guess what? You DON'T! Re-post if you are against bullying. 98% percent of you wont repost if you are the two percent that have a heart

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT won't make you THIN,

Calling me FRIENDLESS won't make you POPULAR,

Calling me CRAZY won't make you SANE,

So why bother?

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

"One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

"'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

"As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

"So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

"He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

"There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

"We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

"Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

"Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

"I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

"Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

"Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

"As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

"I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

"He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

"I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth."

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. 'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. He'll see it.

Love Jesus Because He Loves You. Jesus Suffered and Died For Us; Show Him You Care By Saying Hello Once In A While! He Loves Hearing From You.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

97% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would grab a chair and popcorn and chant "JUMP! JUMP!" then copy and paste this on your profile.

A teenage girl about seventeen had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two men walking next to her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God?

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Copy and Paste:

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

If you have stayed up all night just to finish a book copy and paste this on your profile page!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who would answer, "Where to begin?"

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, JaneVolturi, LOSTSOULOFTHEUNDERWORLD, DarkAngel620, Dithinus, Science-Fantasy93, Gemcrazy98, BTR, Kendalls Logiebear, IceRush, Aria Taylor, PJOandHoO

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you LOVE Jesus, copy and paste this into your profile.

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I’m locked up
All day long.
When I’m awake I’m all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I’ll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it’s my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!” I scream
But it’s now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
And don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 80% of people would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 20% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of chips at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 20%

Try not to cry:

Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told all his friends it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack,
Mummy, i was a good girl, i did what i was told,
I went to school, i got straight A's, i even got the gold!
When i went to school that day,
I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry i had to go, but Mummy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
All because, Johnny got the gun from his brother.
Mummy please tell daddy; that i love him very much.
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; that it wasn't just a crush.
and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now.
And tell my dear, sweet grandma, that i'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; they're always the best,
Mummy, I'm not the first, i'm no better than the rest.
Mummy, tell my teachers i won't show up for class,
And never to forget this; and please don't let this pass,
Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this.
But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without a kiss.
But Mummy, it's not fair; i left without goodbye.
I think i even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mummy, i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest,
But Mummy, please remember i'm in heaven with the rest,
When i heard that great, big crack i ran as fast as i could.
Mummy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, i wanted to tried things that were new.
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.
i wanted to get married, i wanted to get a kid.
I wanted to be an actress, i really wanted to live.
But Mummy, i must go now. The time is getting late,
Mummy, tell my Zack i'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mummy, i always have, i know you know it's true.
And Mummy, and i need to say is; "Mummy, i love you."
In memory of the Columbine & Virginia Tech,
Students Who Were Lost,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "goodbye."

Now you have 2 choices,
a) go and copy and paste this to show that you care, or,
b) Ignore it and prove that you are heartless.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her!

WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Just remember to be thankful for the little things, because one day they may no longer be there.

Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes, when you fall, you fly

Pick your birth month

Italic anything that doesn't apply to you

Bold the five-ten that best apply to you

Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

JANUARY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive (Not usually, at least) Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Money cautious.

FEBRUARY:

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it.Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn how not to show emotions.

MARCH:

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas.Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretendingShort tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

The Percy Jackson Oath

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone that doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes by my car

I promise to remember The Stolls

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working with metal

I promise to remember Silena

Whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

Whenever I see someone go against the odds

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

Wherever, I may go.

Ο Πέρσι Τζάκσον Όρκος

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy

κάθε φορά που είμαι στη θάλασσα

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ανναμπεθ

κάθε φορά που μια αράχνη έρχεται σε μένα

Υπόσχομαι την προστασία της φύσης

Για λόγους Grover της πορεία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Λουκά

όταν η καρδιά μου γεμίζει με τύψεις

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Χείρωνα

κάθε φορά που θα δείτε μια πινακίδα που λέει "Free Ride Pony"

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Tyson

κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος λέει ότι θα κολλήσει από την πλευρά μου

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Θάλεια

κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος έχει υψοφοβία

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Clarisse

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Bianca

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω μια αδελφή επιπλήξει ο μικρότερος αδερφός της

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Nico

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που δεν τα πηγαίνει καλά με τους άλλους

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Zωή

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω τα αστέρια

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Rachel

κάθε φορά που μια λιμουζίνα περνά με το αυτοκίνητό μου

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε το Stolls

όταν το σπίτι μου έχει αρχίσει να διαταράξει.

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Beckendorf

κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον που εργάζεται με μέταλλο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Silena

Κάθε φορά που ένας φίλος παίρνει ένα για την ομάδα

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Μιχαήλ Yew

κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα χαμόγελο που λάμπει

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Briares

κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να παίζει παιχνίδια χέρι

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε αυτούς που χάθηκαν στη μάχη του Λαβύρινθου

κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα πανί στις φλόγες.

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε εκείνες τις κατασκηνωτές οι οποίοι πολέμησαν εναντίον Kronos

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να πάει ενάντια στις πιθανότητες

Ναι, υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε PJO

Όπου, μπορώ να πάω.

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason

whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper

whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo

when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth

when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy

when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel

when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank

when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna

when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian

when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun

when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO

wherever I may go...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Jason

κάθε φορά που κάποιος ξεχάσει κάτι ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Piper

κάθε φορά που βλέπω κάποιον να αισθάνεται ανεπιθύμητα από τους γονείς τους ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Leo

όταν βλέπω κάποιον να τρέχει μακριά ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε την'Ανναμπεθ

όταν κάποιος χάνει κάποιος ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Percy

όταν βλέπω κάποιον να αρνούνται να εγκαταλείψουν ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Hazel

όταν βλέπω κάποιον που έχει κάνει μια σκληρή απόφαση ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Frank

όταν κάποιος είναι διαφορετική στη συνέχεια αναμένεται να είναι ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Reyna

όταν βλέπω έναν ηγέτη ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Octavian

όταν βλέπω ένα σχισμένο παιχνίδι ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Don το Faun

όταν κάποιος με ρωτάει για τα χρήματα ...

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Hoo

όπου μπορώ να πάω ...

The Olympian Pledge:

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άρη

Κάθε φορά που ακούω του Β 'Παγκοσμίου Πολέμου

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Αθηνά

Κάθε φορά που ακούω έναν αργαλειό

Υπόσχομαι να χρησιμοποιούν το διαδίκτυο

Για χάρη του Ερμή φυσικά

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ποσειδώνα

Κάθε φορά που οδηγώ ένα άλογο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Δία

Όποτε αστραπή γεμίζει τον ουρανό

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ήρα

Κάθε φορά που ένας άντρας κάνει ένα κορίτσι κραυγή

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Αφροδίτη

Κάθε φορά που βλέπω ένα ζωνάρι φτιαγμένο από χρυσό

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Απόλλωνα

Όταν ο ήλιος είναι πολύ τολμηρό

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άρτεμις

Όταν το φεγγάρι λάμπει μέσα στη νύχτα

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Άδη

Όταν κάτι μου δίνει ένα σκιάχτρο

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Δήμητρα

Κάθε φορά που μια κόρη απομακρύνεται

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Ήφαιστος

Όταν κάποιος δεν παίρνει ποτέ το δρόμο τους

Υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Διονύσου

Όταν είμαι σε ένα πάρτι

Και υπόσχομαι να θυμόμαστε Εστία

Όταν someones χαμόγελο είναι πολύ πλούσιο

Ναι Υπόσχομαι να αγαπώ Οι Θεοί

Όπου κι αν μπορεί να πάει

Έτσι ώστε όλοι να βλέπουν εμμονή μου

Επειδή ξέρω τι γνωρίζουν οι Ολύμπιοι !

Female Comebacks

Pick Up Line Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: "Are you from Tennesse? Because your the only ten I see!"
Woman: "You must be too, your the only negative ten I see!"

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Good friend vs. Best friend:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.
A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.
A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.
A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”

A good friend will offer you a soda.
A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.
A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Stupid, run!"

A good friend will help you move.
A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.
A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff.
A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"

An enemy stabs you in the front.
A friend stabs you in the back.
A boyfriend stabs you in the heart.
But best friends just poke each other with straws.

GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile