Their love was a forbidden fruit, but it was a fruit in which William could never stop craving; like the juiciest of strawberries; the tartest of limes. And this man, Will's parabatai, whom he so shared this fruit with, was nothing more than a lone rose in a garden of daises. Alluring, but dangerously so. "It hurts to know that our yearning is held in such tragic sorrows."

What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.