TheDeadTellTales
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Joined 10-14-14, id: 6203361, Profile Updated: 10-23-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Hey.

I'm TheDeadTellTales, not a newbie. I have a few abandoned accounts that are in their rightful place, Let's-forget-about-them-land.

The kind of stories I'll be posting for you to love or hate (totally optional):

Horror fics Psychological fics Romantic fics Humorous fics Supernatural fics Fantasy fics One-shots Multi-chapters Short one-shots Long one-shots Short MC:s Looooong MC:s And everything in between Actually, you can expect almost anything.

I'm a fan of slash/shounen ai/yaoi, which I write almost exclusively, so if that somehow scratches your ass, you've come to the wrong place, and thus I'd advice you to find your way out. But for those who enjoy it as much as I do; welcome!

Feel free to enjoy this poem by the master, Edgar Allan Poe:

From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
Then- in my childhood, in the dawn
Of a most stormy life- was drawn
From every depth of good and ill
The mystery which binds me still:
From the torrent, or the fountain,
From the red cliff of the mountain,
From the sun that round me rolled
In its autumn tint of gold,
From the lightning in the sky
As it passed me flying by,
From the thunder and the storm,
And the cloud that took the form
(When the rest of Heaven was blue)
Of a demon in my view.

- Edgar Allan Poe

"If you want to be a grocer, or a general, or a politician, or a judge, you will invariably become it; that is your punishment. If you never know what you want to be, if you live what some might call the dynamic life, but what I will call the artistic life, if each day you are unsure of who you are and what you know, you will never become anything, and that is your reward."

- Oscar Wilde

That's all folks.


UPCOMING FICS:

Strangers on a Train

In the lifetime of an individual, millions of lives will pass theirs, but never cross. Does it really have to be that way? SasuNaru/NaruSasu, Twoshot Complete

Malice

Uzumaki Naruto is a defense attorney. Sabaku Gaara is a convicted murderer. Years after the conviction, the case is re-opened and Naruto gets the chance to work as his lawyer. But what happens when he gets too involved with the client in question? GaaNaru/NaruGaa In-progress

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The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 253,788 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Burning Mines by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Sasuke left his fiancé Naruto in Konoha County to make something of himself in the City of Sound. He's forced to come back when he receives an invitation to the late mayor's funeral, and is surprised to find that he may still have feelings for the blonde...only it seems Naruto has eyes for a certain outlaw instead. SasuNaru GaaNaru. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,320 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Gaara
Obvious by ThousandYearsOfAwkward reviews
Gaara asks Kankuro for advice on telling "someone" how he feels, and let's just say Gaara hasn't been subtle. Implied NaruGaa GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
And:Reboot by Silentz reviews
I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,870 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Reasonable Madness by Silentz reviews
It was an anonymous letter written to pass the time. He hadn’t even meant to give it to him. But then he did, and that’s when the trouble began. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,778 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Paper Airplanes by thatreevesgirl reviews
Naruto x Gaara. YAOI. In an attempt to woo Sakura, Naruto accidentally kisses his friend in a moment of angry passion. A humorous romantic NaruGaa fic. Fluffy and WAFFy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Life by Nocens reviews
A killer and the perfect victim. GaaNaru, AU. No NCS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
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Malice reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a defense attorney. Sabaku Gaara is a convicted murderer. Years after the conviction, the case is reopened and Naruto takes over his defense. At times, work follows you home. GaaNaru / NaruGaa, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 728,442 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 10/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Gaara]
Strangers on a Train reviews
In the lifetime of an individual, millions of lives will pass theirs, but never cross. Does it really have to be that way? SasuNaru / NaruSasu, AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 3/3/2015 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete