Y HALLO THAR. I am editing this once more because the last profile didn't really tell you much. =D SO I'LL SKIP THE BS AND GIVE YOU THE FACTS.

I'm Twist de Awesome du Pwn, real name Ryo, and I'm a seventeen-year-old Californian idiot. I'm vocalist for the bands avant garde and -FAIL-, and formerly for JACKRABBIT and T Revolution. I've written two novels that were canceled during publishing, and in my depression I destroyed the manuscripts. SO THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW THAT ACCOMPLISHMENT. Hah. This fact makes me loathe my writing incredibly, hence why my updates are slow and my author's notes are modest. XD

There are many, MANY ways to contact me, and I am in no way a self-absorbed, I'm-too-good-for-you asshole writer (unlike SOME successful authors, cough), so feel free to harass me to the greatest extent.

AIM: evoke a ryo
MSN: LOLTwister@
E-mail: LOLTwister@
Subeta: twisterzzz
Livejournal: daikiraii
Myspace: /twisterzzz
you can also stalk me on MapleStory under the character "LaronLoire," or on FLYFF as Ryoizm/Daikiraii/Shinsouu. Woo!

and now for some crap about my stories, a lot of which i recently deleted. look, here's a key ("I wonder what it unlocks! Hopefully it won't explode." Haha, don't ask):
(C) Complete
(I) Incomplete

(C) Fidelity - Tales of Symphonia; Sheelos - My first fanfiction on this site, and most likely the worst-written thing you'll find here. At the time I was an idiot with no spellchecker or beta, so there are lots of mistakes. That, and the chapters are EXTREMELY short, hence why there are 26 when I could have fit the story into maybe ten. XDD It's quite an epic story, and is the prequisite to many other stories I have uploaded here.

(C) The Flutterby of Spring - Tales of Symphonia; Sheelos - Second story in the "Fidelity" series. A short one-shot Valentine's special. It used to be titled "This Crazy Fluff," but I recently realized that that is the most retarded thing to name a story, hence I changed it. XD

(C) Till the Last One Dies - Tales of Symphonia; Sheelos - A sad one-shot dedicated to a few old friends of mine: Rose-Wisteria and Arctic Husky. At first it sucked, so I added on a cooler ending. Huzzah!

(C) Love is an Illusion - Tales of Symphonia; Sheelos - Yet another one-shot. Dorky and rather pointless, and dedicated to "Sis," who, if my memory serves me correctly, is Rose-Wisteria. Yay!

(C) Snowflake - Tales of Symphonia; Sheelos - Third story in the "Fidelity" series. Another freaking one-shot, this one full of aww and cold things.

(C) To Last Forever - Tales of Symphonia; Sheelos - Fourth story in the "Fidelity" series. This story marks the debut of my intelligence blossoming into action, as it's not as crappily-written as everything else. XD Contains aw cute and angst, sprinkled with some lol and wtfery all at once. Go forth! Indulge!

(I) Transcendent - Tales of Symphonia; Sheelos - Fifth story in the "Fidelity" series and the official sequel to the original story. My biggest reason for not completing the bloody story when I'm already so close to the ending is because a) I lost the notebook with the manuscript during my move a couple years ago and b) I've lost my Sheelos inspiration. I decided to keep this story instead of deleting it because I'm positive that I'll finish it, whether I have to write a new manuscript or not. If I do do that, the entire story may be rewritten, or at least edited. We'll see! n.n

(C) Unification - Tales of Symphonia - Got the idea for this silly one-shot by staring up at the ceiling and wondering what it'll be like if, god forbid, I get married. It has no purpose other than to amuse, really. XD

(I) In Love and War - Star Ocean; Faybel - After my first Star Ocean fanfic, Call Me by Name, turned out to be a piece of crap, I gave that one up and started on a newer, better one. I have absolutely no recollection of where the idea for this story came from, but it's become one of my best fanworks to date and I love the story - an AU that takes place during a war between Aquaria and Airyglyph. This is my current work-in-progress and should be finished SOMETIME THIS CENTURY, I SWEAR.

FOR THE READERS OF IN LOVE AND WAR: CHAPTER SIX AUTHOR'S NOTE - http://youtube.com/watch?v=voXQBqIPM8s

And that's about it! There are lots of other things I could say here, but I don't give enough of a crap right now to think of them. XD Keep your eyes peeled for updates and new stories, and, maybe someday, those stillborn novels of mine will be reincarnated and see the light of day! ... Hey, it could happen. Dx