Good Morning San Francisco!

...I don't even live in San Francisco. What am I talking about?

I'm a gal! A girl! A lady! A female! A woman! A lass! A miss! Whatever you want to call this gender!

I am totally not from England, Britain, the United Kingdom (whatever we're being called nowadays)! Don't believe in what that flag in my profile shows you otherwise! Don't believe it...! Let the paranoia sink in...! Mwahaha! xD

What I write will most probably tend to be light hearted. ...Probably, most likely, yeah... Okay, maybe not.

Errrrrrrrrr, so! Without further ado! I present you...

MY GLORIOUS ESTIMATED UPDATE DEADLINES SCHEDULE / STORY STATUS!

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I may or may not edit my stories as time goes! We'll see :)!

Tangent:

She died! Surprise, surprise! Everyone dies sooner or later, but she didn't expect to be stuck in a brat's mind as their guardian angel of some sorts after she died. Self-insert, OC.

Chapter 1: Completed

Chapter 2: Completed

Chapter 3: Completed

Chapter 4: In progress...

Trick or Treat:

I don't want to die, but I did, and it hurt. Then suddenly I'm in a six year old boy's body with all of its memories intact for me to take over... What in the world was this? Reincarnation? Self-insert, OC.

Chapter 1: Completed

Chapter 2: Completed

Chapter 3: Completed

Chapter 4: In progress...

Teeter Tottering:

I wasn't supposed to be here. I was supposed to be in the training ground, lying exhaustedly on the ground in pain, in Konoha, and not...here. For better or for worse, my mere existence will change the very place I was born into. Semi-Self Insert, OC.

Chapter 1: Completed

Chapter 2: Completed

Chapter 3: Completed

Chapter 4: Completed

Chapter 5: In progress...

Tame:

She wasn't sane. She knew that. It was understandable. After all, who would receive some sort of visions of another life? Unfortunately, it seems she was sane after all if the unsealing made sense at all for her. Semi-self-insert, OC.

Chapter 1: Completed

Chapter 2: Completed

Chapter 3: In progress...

Updates won't be as fast as they used to be because other stuff came up (other hobbies to be precise...heheheh...sorry o.o)

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And that's it! I have a bunch of story ideas popping up, but I'll just write them as I feel inspired to do so and return to them in a later date, yeah? xD!

I would most definitely love it if someone could volunteer to be my beta because I'm terrible in fixing my awkward grammar mistakes and awkward word phrasing...! (like this! xD)!

...Also, hi! Call me J.O., yeah? Or Jo if you're lazy to write the dots and capitalise the letters yeah? xD! (I know, I should have probably introduced myself in the beginning before, but yeah know, It's kinda, like, too late? I can't disrupt the flow I've built up before by adding this in yo! ...Whatever flow it is that I've made if any at all up there! xD! ...Whee! Yay for ramblings!!! xD!)

Future Jo here. Wow. All of the above was from the 4th of Jan 2015, I was _adorably cringeworthy_

It is now the 29th of Aug 2018

The pure innocence I had, the unbridled enthusiasm... Ugh, don't grow up kids. Growing up sucks.

Also everything in this profile was written when I was 15/16. I'm now nearing 20. I'm so glad I never produced anything to YouTube... lol.

Turns out I made a tumblr I never ended up using other than writing this adorable about

Probably moving to a different profile as everything here is going to be frozen in time. Or not? I have no shame so I'll keep them all up just to see how far I've progressed (or worsened, I sure hope that'll be the case though you're free to judge and leave your thoughts via pms or reviews haha)