Welcome, Constant Reader, to my profile. I don't see why you're here, yet you are welcome nonetheless.

STATS:
Real Name: Nick
Age: 25
Eyes: Green
Hair: Nice and black
Skin color: White
Political leanings: Apathetic
Tallness: 6'2"
Heavyness: 160 lb.
Personality: Benignly crazy, loyal to my few friends, yet very much a loner.

FAV. GAMES: Fire Emblem, Mega Man Zero, Zelda, Metroid, Super Samsh Bros. Melee, Soul Calibur 2, Harvest Moon, Mario, Star Wars: Knights of The Old Republic I II, Diablo 2, DnD, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, The 7th Saga, Skies of Arcadia Legends.

STUFF I DO WHEN I'M NOT WRITING: reading, playing video games, talking to myself, hiking or walking, practicing with my staff, procrastinating my homework, doing it the morning it's due, making up excuses for why it isn't done, actively hating school, passively hating school, listening to Irish music, checking my email, hanging out on the internet, such and such and such and such...

STORY HIGHLIGHTS:
Link in the Valley- I've lately realized that it isn't the greatest thing on earth. So I'm actually going to work on it for once. Yay for me!
Courage Divided- Back burner type thing. Don't hold your breath...
The Blood Rage Chronicles, which AREN'T about Karel! (not till the last one, at least)
-"Blood Rage"- The first one. Word.
-"By the Light of the Full Moon"- It isn't a love fic, it describes how Lyn got the Blood Rage.
-"The Fight to End All Fights"- The trilogy capper. Lyn and Karel face off, oh yeah!
Masked Dreams of an Evil Past- ONI LINK FIC! And my very first one, too. Word.
Malon, where are you?- Possibly my most popular little fling, there's also an extreme version put up here, as well.
Revan the Barbarian- A Star Wars fling. Revan is a Mandalorian!
Songs of Hyrule- A collection of Zelda song fics I make out of old Irish and Celtic songs.
-"The Hylian Shore"- Based off of "Paddy's Green Shamrock Shore", an old Irish ballad.
-"LonLon Cider"- Based off of "Johnny Jump-Up", an Irish drinking lay.
-"The Mist-Shrouded Forests of Home"- Based off of "The Mist-Covered Mountains of Home," which was apparently written by an old Irish man returning to his family. I really, really like it, and this little rewrite is my way of paying trubute.
-"The Sunny Side of the Stream"- Based off a song called 'Sunnyside of the Street' by The Pogues. Self-explanatory, rather rushed. Loosely based on Malon, where are you?
The Necromancer's Fury- A Diablo fic. About what one man would do when an unspeakable evil takes his only family from him...
Town Portal- Another Diablo fic. Rather off-beat, I've found it very refreshing to write.
Hell to Pay- A KotOR 2: TSL fic. May turn into a direct sequal to my other Star Wars fic, but I'm not sure about that yet.
Eternal Darkness: Boredom of Chaos- A self-insert fic, it hearks back to the summer I spent caring for my grandfather. Some of the craziness isn't entirely made up...
Experiment- Random Warcraft fic I thought up all in one night. It doesn't hold much priority for me, so don't hold your breath.
My Heart has Gone On- Short little one-shot based on vague memories of the final moments of 'Titanic'. Nice and sweet, told from a present-tense third-person-ish perspective.
The Perils of a Good Day at Work- My first Tenchu fic, and like my others slightly AU and OOC. Tesshu and Ayame face off, and Rikimaru takes her to a doctor...

I hate Halo. Think: overpowered, nameless dude in a cyber-suit has to go out and beat the hell out of a bunch of fanatics, at the same time dealing with a race of mindless, life-sucking parasites. All the while with overpowered, eye-candy weapons. Can you say... Metroid spin-off? But there, the overpowered cyber-suit wearing person is a really hot chick with a name: Samus Aran, aka The Hunter.

OMG AN UPDATE!!: Yeahhhh, I don't write here anymore. Find me at adultfanfiction (dot) net under Karl the Mad.