Cladothehobbit
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Joined 08-04-14, id: 5976906, Profile Updated: 05-30-15
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Batman: Arkham Asylum.

So, hi, I guess, I'm CladoTheHobbit. It's a funny name I came up with during a fantasy game I was playing. So, I like weird, uncommon pairings along with normal ones. I currently only write Percy Jackson fanfiction because that's what I'm most comfortable with and what I feel I can do a good job with. I like pretty much any fanfiction so long as it's about stuff I know. I tend to like lemons stories among others, and that's pretty much what I write, although I like to write story-driven lemons stories that can go on, rather than one-shots. Anyways, thanks for looking me up, and I hope you enjoy the only story I have going right now. I don't have plans to make another one, I hope to keep this one going until I run out of ideas, which might never happen. Feel free to message me with any other story ideas that you think I should write, I'd be happy to look at them and tell you why I will or won't do it. But, anyways, happy readings!


Quick thing before you get to the rest of my profile, follows and favorites are nice, but reviews are the best. I'm happy seeing that new people have favorited or followed my stories, but I will almost immediately go look at reviews. I won't always respond to them, but know that if you review, I have most definitely read it and considered it. If it's a nice review, whether it's saying good or bad things, if it's thoughtful and shows that you actually want me to be better, I will happily respond. I know I'm not the best writer, I'm really not that good, but having people tell me what's wrong and what I can fix is the ultimate joy for a writer and for me. So please, I really hope it's not asking too much, review, it certainly won't take as long to write as it took me to write the chapter.


P.S. If anyone has any fanart they think would make a good cover to one of my stories, feel free to send it to me, I could really use a cover for both stories.


So, I decided to make somewhat of an actual profile, besides what's up top, so, LIST TIME!

10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading my profile
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)
11. You are enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did.

Name: Feel free to guess

Age: Old enough

Gender: Male

State/Country: Ohio, USA

Sexuality: Straight

Religion: Polytheistic Jew, but you can go with Jewish

Race: Caucasian

Height: 6'0" (A tall Jew, how uncommon)

Weight: Big enough to be a small offensive lineman

Sports: Wrestling (stopped), Football (stopped), Shot and Disc for Track

Hobbies: Reading, writing, sailing, playing video games, watching Netflix, hanging out, playing pickup soccer occasionally, camp, traveling, going to Disney World (not really a hobby but something I like to do that not a lot of others my age do, which I don't get), other random stuff

Favorite Music: Lindsey Stirling, Daft Punk, rock from the 70's-90's, Weird Al, Irish music, Off Kilter (so sad they got kicked out of Epcot), film scores, music from musicals, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, a lot of weird stuff

Favorite Books: Percy Jackson, Alcatraz vs. The Evil Librarians, Discworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Wars books, I like making fun of the books we have to read for English, other stuff I can't think of

Favorite Movies: Shawshank Redemption (cliche, I know), Star Wars (can't wait for Episode VII), Disney Animation, Pixar, The Departed, Muppet Movies (except for The Muppets), Kevin Smith films, Kingsman, a lot of stuff, I'm a movie buff, no horror though

Favorite TV Shows: Blacklist, Animaniacs, Daredevil, Pinky and the Brain, Arrow, The Last Airbender, Flash, Whose Line Is It Anyways, House M.D., Gravity Falls, I'm a big kid as well as a somewhat mature adult

Favorite Sports Teams: Cleveland Browns (it's a rough life), Cleveland Cavaliers, and Cleveland Indians

Fears: Heights, bit of claustrophobia, immediate danger to my being, mainly heights

Obsession: Procrastination/Not doing homework, I have finals tomorrow as I'm typing this, I should probably be studying, but I'm not.

Godly Parent: I don't know, if Hermes and Athena ever had a child, I might be it

Favorite Food: Meat and potatoes and virtually anything else.

Yeah, if there's anything else you want to know, tell me, and if I think it's appropriate, I'll add it. If anyone has a profile template they think I should use, feel free to send it to me and I'll let you know what I'll do with it. Otherwise, have a good time, a good life, and a good read (please review). Bye

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The Council of Darkness by NyxAvique reviews
Percy disappears after getting betrayed by nearly everyone he had saved during the second Titan and Giant wars. He encounters the Council of Darkness, a group of dark deities, and he becomes their champion. He also becomes the champions of 3 Olympians. Rated M for minor cussing and violence. Pertemis! Major re-work finished!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,517 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 9/18/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis]
Life of Percy Jackson (Pertemis) by grassy007 reviews
Percy found out his relationship with Annabeth was false. He left camp and was almost killed, only to be saved by Artemis and was placed there by Zues. No guardian No chaos. Real Realistic story. Eventual Pertemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 316,802 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,868 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Percy J., Artemis] Aphrodite, Hestia
Path of conquest by Henrie James Locker reviews
Percy and Annabeth survived the war and get granted immortality and settle down alone on an island. Well not totally alone. Lemon harem and so on.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,430 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J., Piper M., Zoë N.]
Alone at Last-Sort of by TheInsufferablePedant reviews
Inspired/plagiarized from Path of Conquest by Henrie James Locker Link: s/11128317. After HoO, Poseidon and a few other Olympians stage a coup (demigods don't always follow their parent) and are beaten. Percy and Annabeth become gods and get married. They move to their own island, but are not alone. Percabeth; PercyxHarem. Abandoned; adopt, continue, whatever. Gib creds where due.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,231 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/22/2016 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Zoë N., Piper M. - Complete
The Foxglove by Anniarchy reviews
In an attempt to keep it low-key by avoiding taking any hostages for his amusement or going after Batman, the Riddler explores a new way of satisfying his need for attention (as well as finding a suitable outlet of sorts for his compulsion to dishing out riddles) by checking in at a local BDSM club called The Foxglove. Perhaps he may find something he's really into?
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,439 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2015 - The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
Heart Trick by Darqstorm reviews
Thrust unfairly into his father's over sized criminal shoes, Jack is playing the beach ball where it lies. Stella Grayson was raised from birth to keep the streets of Gotham safe. Their paths are fated for a collision course, and when the smoke clears? The joke is on Bats. AU, Post Arkham City, Canon Based OCs.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 8/6/2015 - Batman/B. Wayne, The Joker, Oracle/Barbara Gordon, OC
Virgin Oracle Spouts Nonsense Prophecies by xxtuna reviews
A new prophecy has been announced; apparently a virgin will die, and the problem is that like 97.6% of the camp consists of sex depraved demi-gods. That will soon change. Rated M for language and sexual situations/content. Multiple pairings. I don't own PJO; if I did, Nico would be bi and in a relationship with me and Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,730 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Rachel D.
The REAL Guardian of the Hunt by TheSilverboar reviews
I'm sure you've all heard about the basic 'Percy becomes guardian of the hunt' story right? If you've read them then you probably know all about the cliches that are used in just about every one. Well I can't stand a lot of them so I'm making this story to blow those cliches out of the water. Pairing: Percy/Hecate/Thalia/Khione/Reyna/Hestia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,274 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
The Forgotten Seventh by SoloMafia reviews
When the firstborn, banished and forgotten seventh son of Kronos and Rhea, god of monsters, chaos, and eclipses returns seeking vengeance against all of those who wronged him, who will be strong enough to stand in his way? Why does he wish for revenge? And most importantly, where do his allegiences lie with the upcoming second titan war in the near future? Rated M for themes
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Percy J., Selene] Thalia G., Artemis
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Artemis and the Love Potion 9 reviews
Artemis accidentally drinks a love potion that will curse her forever, how does she survive? Why, with the help of friends of course. Rated M mainly for lemons, maybe some swearing, Artemis x Harem. If you don't like it, don't read it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Artemis, Aphrodite, Percy J., Annabeth C.
The Luck of the Irish
Story that I couldn't get out of my head. After the events of Arkham Knight, a new villain comes to town with the goal of uniting Gotham's underworld. There will probably be a pairing at some point. Rated M for language and because it'll probably get to M as time goes on. Disregard the genres because I didn't really know what to put for them.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Harley Q., Catwoman/Selina Kyle, Robin/Tim Drake, OC
A Lesson to be Learned (Working Title) reviews
Percy is killed by a mortal, what happens to him when this happens and what will the implications be. Rated M for mature themes and possible eventual lemons. Intended to be serious, but not overly so.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Percy J.