CreamLemonhide bio
Author has written 18 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Pirates of the Caribbean, Labyrinth, Gargoyles, Sweeney Todd, Daria, Bones, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Community, My Little Pony, and Big Bang Theory. I've been on since '00. Some of the stories I have listed here are stuff I wrote when I was a kid. The Sherlock and Doctor Who stories are the most recent. Access to my original stuff at leighwilder (dot) blogspot (dot) com I write erotica mostly, especially BDSM and m/m. I'm writing a vampire series based on a universe I wrote back in 2007 called Dead End Streets. The new series is Deadly Liaisons and focuses on vampire master Damian and his human lover, Jamie-boy. (They were minor characters in the original story.) Deadly Liaisons #1, Drain Me Dry, is free to download @ my website. |
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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,200 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alarmed by RosaPotentis reviews
Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Filling In For the Skull by Damagoed reviews
The things Sherlock can do with John he can't do with the skull. Warning: Adult themes and general Bizarre-ness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Broken Toy by gwenweybourne reviews
Jim Moriarty likes to play with his toys before he breaks them. Sherlock/Moriarty and some Johnlock. SLASH. Rated M for Moriarty: general insanity, manipulation, violence. Post-Hound, pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Door Number Two by MC-Aitlyn reviews
Flaming lips and wild hearts lead to a truly unexpected evening for Miss Annie Edison. Abed/Annie, Jeff/Annie
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Teach Me by sherlockandjohnwatson reviews
Sherlock's never dated or been in a relationship and is suddenly showing interest in a young woman he met at a party. Naturally, he goes to John for very personal, intimate, 'hands on' advice. Most likely a one shot. John/Sherlock. Rated M for the ending.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
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Texts from the Dead reviews
Molly is the only person Sherlock can talk to...now that he's dead. Characters from season 3 mentioned, no real spoilers. Molly/Tom, Molly/Sherlock themes. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, Tom - Complete
The D&D Continuation reviews
What goes on behind closed doors during Sheldon and Amy's roleplay at the end of episode 6.23. Rated for sexytimes. One-shot.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Denial and A Step Towards Normal reviews
2 stories, both sequels to "Obsession." John had sex with Sherlock, and Sherlock doesn't know what to do. John wants a relationship w/ Sherlock, and Sherlock *really* doesnt know what to do. Sherlock/John. slash, fluff, angst, lemon.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,244 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
My Princess reviews
Twilight Sparkle doesn't think she's special, but the truth is, no pony is more special. Princess Celestia has called her back, her training completed. She must take her place...but where is that place, and how much is she, and her friends, willing to sacrifice for it? Rated for character deaths.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Princess Celestia - Complete
Applied Dreamatorium Sciences reviews
A re-write of Virtual Systems Anaysis, Annie insists on a game *she* wants to play. You know, one with romance and kissing. So Abed suggests a Tennant-esque episode of Inspector Spacetime. Anne/Abed, Inspector Spacetime/OC sort of.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Annie E., Abed N.
The Empty Heart reviews
Post Reichenbach. John is a changed man since the death of Sherlock Holmes. Will his friend's return break him, or finally begin the healing process? John/Sherlock, John/Molly Sherlock/Molly John/Sherlock/Molly Warning: dark!John. See authors notes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sherlock Lives! reviews
Strange graffiti is popping up all over London. What does it mean to the people whose lives Sherlock Holmes touched?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Complete
A Lesson in Manners reviews
A college-aged Sherlock is rude to his mother. Mycroft take's mummy's side and teaches his brother a lesson, or so he thinks. holmescest, PWP, oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Obsession reviews
John Watson is obsessed with his best friend. How deep does it run, and will he ever admit that he might be just a little bit gay? COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Universe Hasnt Ended Yet reviews
A newly regenerated and ginger 12th Doctor goes back to 21st century London for some fish and chips, where he makes a mess out of Rose Tyler's time line. Now he must fix it, but at what cost? M rating starts at chap 7
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Rose T. - Complete
Journey's Beginning reviews
Just a short fluff piece about Rose and 10.5, Post Journey's End. Rose takes her new Doctor home and doesn't know what to do with him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
The Heart in the Security Guard reviews
I'm obsessed with Micah from "The Doctor in the Photo." Brennan sees Micah as just a friend, but when he offers more, it's just what she needs to get over a broken heart. Brennan/Micah. Complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - T. Brennan - Complete
Try Again reviews
Jobless and homeless, Trent shows up at Daria and Jane's front door looking for a place to stay. His presence has a hug impact on Daria. Not only is her crush back, but he's making her think about art and money, and which one is more important.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
Happily Ever After, and After reviews
Elisa and Goliath have been friends for so long and Elisa is sick of it. After three years, she's finally ready for more. They get their happily ever after, but what comes *after* that? rated 4 sexuality, takes place more or less after the series left off
Gargoyles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Goliath, Elisa M.
When She Never Lied reviews
What if Mrs. Lovett hadn’t lied? In an alternate story line Sweeney knows that Lucy is alive, and wants revenge even more than ever. Angst. Sweeney/Lucy Sweeney/Mrs. Lovett. Rating may go up later chapters.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
When it All Goes Terribly Wrong reviews
How happy would Elizabeth have been if she had gotten married to Will right after the first movie? And what if she got an offer to go back to sea? EJ w some EW.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Unfullfilled reviews
Um. Indescribable. But funny. Sara wishes to be...taken...by the goblin king. Yeah. SJ
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Fast Times at Sunnydale High
AU in which Joyce, Giles, and P. Syder are teenagers at Sunnydale Highschool. Written during season 3
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harmony K., Joyce S.
