Name:Babs

Age: Eternal

Gender: Fluid

Powers: to be able to annoy people on command/ be totally awkward oh and your average demonic abilities

Weakness: food and my annoying ability to start an epic story but never finish it

Likes:Music, individuality, nightcore, walks, singing, drawing, reading, writing and drama

dislikes: whiny prejudice bitches, homophobia, sexism, school, bullying, conformity and racism

supports: LGBT, individuality, racial unity, freedom of speech and acceptance of others

Fav color: purple/black

Fav style: steampunk/goth

Fav song: Nightcore reality-this little girl/take a hint-youtube

Fav singer: P!nk

Fav band: Pentatonix

Fav cartoon: Danny phantom!!!

Fav character: Dark Dan Phantom and ClockWork and ghost writer

Fav weapon: scythe/sword/throwing stars

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PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
put this on ur page if you hate racism

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just a douchebag.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're

"I'm sorry"

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; and not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out, you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize...I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all:

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared...

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough Balls to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

For People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile (BOLD the ones you are)

I hate all of these but the bold apply to me.

For everyone who hates stereotypes:

I'm overweight so I must stuff my face

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!!!

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (or vice versa)

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (No siblings from both parents)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Next time you pull apart something that broke don't come crying to me)

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.(Even though I'm Gay as a unicorn riding a rainbow)

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (I believe women have a right to choose whatever they want to do with their own bodies.)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(Kinda guilty there )

maka or trio who hits harder (part 2)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (or I just don't want D*ck?

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (have you seen some marches out there? Some are pretty cool!)

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist

I'm SHY so I MUST be psycho and anti-social

Quotes:

When I look at a snowflake, you come to mind because just like a snowflake, you're one of a kind.

Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.

The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

Love is an illusion for people who crave affection and acknowledgement.

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. One is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life. Cuz the red one's got a knife

Nothing lasts forever, forever is a lie. All we have is what's between hello and goodbye.

Those who are heartless once cared too much.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on a new day.

We sometimes feel that what we do is just a drop in the ocean, but the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

If you want me to go running with you, I'm going to need some motivation...Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.

Families are like fudge mostly sweet with a few nuts.

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

I know the VOICES aren't real but they have some really great ideas!

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.

Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

Don’t let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

Evil is just live spelled backwards.

No. You're wrong so go sit in your wrongness and be wrong.

You're wrong for thinking I'm wrong so that makes you wrong twice.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time.

Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information.

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome.

From now on I'm going to treat people exactly how they treat me... some will be happy, others should be scared.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away, I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

"Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!"

"They say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG!', I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over."

Everybody is a little weird and life is a little weird and when people find someone who's weirdness is compatible with their own they couple together and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

I didn't go crazy I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

I didn't trip I was testing gravity... it still works.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning.

I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.

You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Nothing is Impossible the word itself says I'm possible.

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. It's usually bad.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! My mom blames my first grade teacher.

A woman once said a man is like a deck of playing cards, you need: a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his head in and a spade to bury the bastard.

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things."

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

I am not anti-social... I just don't like you

Hmm...I don't know what your problem is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

Hey, why don't you go play in traffic?!

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I have no produces. I hate everyone equally.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

You were born an original, don't dye a copy.

Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Failure is ALWAYS an option.

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

You know, I do not think that means what you think it means.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”

Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

Set sail in a general that way direction.

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

"First, nobody can be like you. You're insane. In fact, insane people even call you insane."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

I'm the same, just different.

If idiots could fly, a highway would be turned into a runway.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."

"For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do we perform for the sake of our friends."

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."

"The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

If all else fails, there's always hope, faith, and blind luck!

I’ve lost myself. I’ve gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, please tell me to wait there! P.S. I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a floppy.

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.

Never be afraid to try something new. remember, amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.

If I could get a firm grip on reality... I'd choke it.

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'"

"I'm too busy getting lost to read a map!"

"Women who behave rarely make history."

Don't take silence as a weakness nobody plans a murder out loud.

"Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth."

"That's what living in their world is – a big lie. An allusion where everyone looks the other way and pretends that nothing unpleasant exists at all, no goblins of the dark, no ghosts of the soul."

"Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?"

"When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope."

“You weren’t paying attention. Besides, the best way to win an argument is to knock the other person out

"If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will become your downfall."

Sticks and stones may break your bones, aimed with angry art. Words can stick like anything, but silence breaks the heart.

"I enjoy sarcasm. So should you."

"The thing I don't get is why they call it a Depression. I mean, everybody's broke, but they're not really all that depressed."

Good luck seldom comes in pairs but bad things never walk alone.

English: A language that lurks in dark alleyways, beats up other languages, and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary.

You make my face orifice crescents curl upwards at the ends. (What a delightfully revolting way for me to say smile, I should really stop saying that.)

When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.

“Quiet people have the loudest minds.”

You wouldn't last five minutes in my head.

Although we are of the quietest individuals in a group of people, alone, or in our minds, we are the loudest.

Dreams are born of imagination, fed upon illusions, and put to death by reality.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.

"If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Only the good die young. That is why immortality is reserved for the greatest of evils.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Even on the road to hell, flowers can make you smile.

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

If we are unwilling to be aware of the dark, we cannot see the light.

'Guns don't kill people. Brothers with pretty sisters do!'

'I'm not short-tempered; I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.'

Life Quote: "...the sharpest weapon is the kind and gentle spirit."

'A secret can be shared among two people only if one of the two is dead'

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

"Not the power to remember, but it's very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence."

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

"My strength alone cannot suffice, but I see no others who will stand and fight."

"Although, I know it's unfair I reveal myself one mask at a time."

"Sometimes legends make reality, and become more useful than the facts."

"I'm only human, I've got a skeleton in me, but I'm not the villain despite what you're always preaching."

"At least now I don't have to be kind nor good. I'll be cruel and I'll be obscene, tear out my tongue 'cause I've been redeemed."

The truth about Good and Evil is all a matter of how you see it. The Guardian Angel who aides you in battle is seen by your enemy as a Demon Destroyer. The is no black, and no white, only shades of gray.

I know very little about yesterday, other than it's behind us. And worrying about tomorrow is pointless because it will never arrive. But at the same time I know that today is the yesterday of tomorrow. So I live for the now that will eventually be, and hope that the now that has been was worthwhile.

Time holds little meaning to those lost within nightmares, for time becomes simply another monster seeking to destroy the hope of ever waking up.

“Love me or hate me, both are in my favor…If you love me, I'll always be in your heart…If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.”

Hate isn't the opposite of love, indifference is the opposite of love because if you hate, you still care.

I'm mad at myself, not you. I'm mad for always being nice. I'm mad for apologizing for things I didn't do. I'm mad for getting attached. I'm mad for thinking about you, but most of all I'm mad for not hating you, when I should.

The flow of time is different for a man thinking he is about to die.

I LOVE EVERYBODY. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I would love to punch in the face.

"I hate you, and I love you. It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you."

I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.

You say that you love the rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when the wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.

Hate is just a word for somebody you love but no longer believe in.

Nothing lasts forever, forever is a lie all we have is what's between hello and goodbye.

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many seven-letter words have five i's.

I won't give up, shut up, let up, or slow up.

Just when you think you're safe, and you let your guard down, you're in more danger than you have ever been before.

"Then it may be unstoppable. Prepare, brothers and sisters, for what may be our final battle"

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it... always.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.

"I thought I understood what was best. I knew too little and believed too soon."

"Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies."

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.

How strange when an illusion dies. It's as though you've lost a child.

Half a truth is often a great lie.

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are.

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.

Falsehoods not only disagree with truths, but usually quarrel among themselves.

There's a lot in the world that we don't say. And sometimes it's the silence that speaks the loudest.

She's my best friend, if you break her heart I'll break your face.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

I'm going to act like nothing is wrong, talk like everything is perfect, pretend it's all a dream, and imagine it's not hurting me.

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!”

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain.

I've learned that things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up. It simply means that you move on and treasure the memories. Letting go doesn't mean giving up... it means accepting that some things weren't meant to be."

I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don't change; when everybody else does.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

Never regret something that made you smile, just be glad that it was their for a wile.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

there's a little truth behind every [just kidding, a little curiosity behind every [just wondering, a little knowledge behind every [I don't know, and a little emotion behind every [I don't care].

I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes...

I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not.

There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.

If today was perfect there would be no need for tomorrow.

The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

My best dreams and worst nightmares have the same people in them.

Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.

In the end everyone will hurt you... it's up to you to decide who is worth the pain.

Forget about the people in your past... they didn't make it to your future for a reason!

Not all scars shows. Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain that someone feels.

I'm a strong girl who keeps her stuff in line, even when I have tears going down my face, I always manage to say those two words -I'm Fine-

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Fate decides who walks into your life. You decide who you let stay, who you let walk away, and who you refuse to let walk out.

"If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun."

There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. what you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me".

Sometimes you have to smile... Pretend everything's okay. Hold back the tears, And just walk away.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

"Be careful..the ones that make you smile are the same ones that can shatter your heart."

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday... Was it worth it?

The best memories are the ones that you try to explain but in the end...you just say... "you had to be there".

When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

If your problem has a solution then...why worry about it? If your problem don't have solution then...why worry about it?

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

Have you ever felt so alone and nothing seems to make sense? well that's how I feel right now. I feel like I'm facing everything by myself with nothing but tears and a fake smile...

Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you've ever felt.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

There are two kinds of secrets. Those we keep from others... And those we hide from ourselves.

I'm sorry yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

Success is getting up one more time.

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

DECLARATION OF PERFECTION-- I am not perfect. I live on the planet Earth where humans live. Humans aren't perfect. Never have been. Never will be. So I don't always wear the right clothes. And I don't always use the right shoes. My memory sometimes fails me. I don't look like a fashion model. I don't cook like a French chef. I don't always do what people expect of me. I am human. I am imperfect. But there is no one else like me in this whole wide world. I am unique. I am a miracle.

Life would be perfect if some girls had a mute button, some guys had an edit button, bad times had a fast forward button, and good times had a pause button...

It's just one of those days where you lock yourself in your room, crank the depressing music, curl up on your bed, and cry for no reason at all.

Don't just look, observe.. Don't just swallow, taste.. Don't just sleep, dream.. Don't just think, feel... Don't just exist, live...

She'll be the first to admit that she's not perfect. Her life's a wreck, and the only thing holding her up is the hope that it'll get better. She's got some friends who would die for her, and she has friends that would kill her, given the chance. She has the mental stability of a psychiatric patient, and the constant drama that surrounds her doesn't help. She's lost all of the people she depended on, whether it be death, or betrayal. Despite everything that has happened to her, the reason she keeps hanging on is the hope that it will all get better.

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which has the potential to turn a life around.

I'm just me . and that's all I can be no more . no less . no 2nd guess I laugh . I love . I live . I cry . and some times I wish I would die some days I'm funny others I'm not some times I'm in overdrive . and I cant stop you may not like me . but that's ok this is me . and this is how ill stay.

I am strong because I am weak, I am beautiful because I know my flaws, I am a lover because I am a fighter, I am fearless because I have been afraid, I am wise because I have been foolish, and I can laugh because I've known sadness.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

"When ever I have a Problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my Problem."

Behind the smile, behind the courage, behind the laughter, lies and hurt, the pain and sorrow. Behind the mask, lies me. The me you never took the time to get to know.

Life is like writing with a pen. you can cross out your past but you can't erase it.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

You can never make the same mistake twice. . because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice.

The moment someone tells you you're not good enough, is the moment you know you're better than them.

At the end of the day when I crawl into bed and all the lights go out my thoughts can finally rise to the surface. Ya I'm a little bruised, slightly broken, and permanently scarred but I'm still here aren't I? I'm still fighting, I'm still waking up everyday to go through it all over again. This life may be hard as hell but it's still a gift and I'm going to live every moment of it.

Being on top of the world doesn't mean anything unless you know what it's like to be at the bottom.

I'm not changing who I am, I'm just finally figuring it out.

You got to hurt in order to know. Fall in order to grow. Lose in order to gain. Because most of life's lessons are learned in pain.

Smiles, tears, superficial fears, All are part of the teenage years. First dates, first cars, Having crushes on football stars. First jobs, First kisses, One to many hits and misses. The best years of growing up, With great achievements and screwing up. Good girls, bad boys, Finally throwing out old toys. Sneaking out, getting caught, Remembering all the fights we've fought. Boyfriends, girlfriends, hoping they're love never ends. Heart-breaks, making out, Just to hear parents shout. High school college, then it ends, Its time to change once again. But we'll always remember all of the times, When we won we lost and when we cried. We'll always have memories of our fights and fears, And all the good times spent in the teenage years.

Silence scares me...It gives me too much time to think..

When life puts you in tough situations, Don't say "Why me" Say "Try me".

I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

People that don't know me, think I'm quiet. People that know me, wish I was.

I speak Sarcasm as a second language

Screw hugs. I’m going to tackle you when I see you.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Normal people worry me.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

In the real world, as in dreams, nothing is quite what it seems.

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

"These are American components. You can't work them." - American astronaut. "American Components, Russian Components, They're all made in Taiwan." - Russian Astronaut.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

And I'm quoting, because I don't have the time or energy to make stuff up anymore.

I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.

The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.

"I am only one, but still I am one. I can't do everything, but I can still do something and just because I can't do everything isn't going to stop me from doing the something that I can."

Three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

"If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died."

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars, and if you fall, you'll land on top of the world. And if you fall off that, well, you're screwed.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 different ways it won't work.

Even the sun sets in paradise

If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing.

Young enough to know you can, old enough to know you shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway.

"How cruelly sweet are the echoes that start, when memory plays an old tune on the heart."

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

"Not all who wander are lost."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

"A friend to all is a friend to none."

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignirance and conscientious stupidity."

"Its kind of fun to do the impossible."

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The mist certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."

"Telling the difference between transparent and invisible is an acquired skill. Until you've practiced, you can't make the choice between looking through and looking at."

“The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible”

"Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning; but give me the man who has the gut to fight when he's sure of loosing."

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

I'm not fluent in stupid so speak slowly to me.

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex; they should draw the line at goats."

"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16's going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

"People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over."

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I was aiming for your face.

Inside we all want a zombie apocalypse.

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not, and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.Quotes:

When I look at a snowflake, you come to mind because just like a snowflake, you're one of a kind.

Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.

The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.

Love is an illusion for people who crave affection and acknowledgement.

A B C D E F G. Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red. One is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life. Cuz the red one's got a knife

Nothing lasts forever, forever is a lie. All we have is what's between hello and goodbye.

Those who are heartless once cared too much.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Either way the sun comes up tomorrow on a new day.

We sometimes feel that what we do is just a drop in the ocean, but the ocean would be less because of that missing drop.

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

If you want me to go running with you, I'm going to need some motivation...Like a clown waving a bloody knife and chasing us.

Families are like fudge mostly sweet with a few nuts.

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

I know the VOICES aren't real but they have some really great ideas!

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.

Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

Don’t let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

Don’t you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

Evil is just live spelled backwards.

No. You're wrong so go sit in your wrongness and be wrong.

You're wrong for thinking I'm wrong so that makes you wrong twice.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time.

Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information.

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome.

From now on I'm going to treat people exactly how they treat me... some will be happy, others should be scard.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away, I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

"Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!"

"They say, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG!', I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over."

Everybody is a little weird and life is a little weird and when people find someone who's weirdness is compatible with their own they couple together and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

I didn't go crazy I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

I didn't trip I was testing gravity... it still works.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning.

I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.

You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Nothing is Impossible the word itself says I'm possible.

I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

You say physco like it's a bad thing...

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. It's usually bad.

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

Old enough to know better, young enough not to care

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried

You see, I used to be normal. But then I learned to read. So, the normalness went right down the drain! My mom blames my first grade teacher.

A woman once said a man is like a deck of playing cards, you need: a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his head in and a spade to bury the bastard.

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!

"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

"I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things."

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide to bodies

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

I am not anti-social... I just don't like you

Hmm...I don't know what your problem is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

Hey, why don't you go play in traffic?!

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Yeah, yeah, keep talking, someday you might say something intelligent.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I have no produces. I hate everyone equally.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

You were born an original, don't dye a copy.

Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little.

Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it!

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Failure is ALWAYS an option.

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

You know, I do not think that means what you think it means.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.”

Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

Set sail in a general that way direction.

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

"First, nobody can be like you. You're insane. In fact, insane people even call you insane."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid, for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun.

We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!"

Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

I'm the same, just different.

If idiots could fly, a highway would be turned into a runway.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

"My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying."

"For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do we perform for the sake of our friends."

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."

"The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

If all else fails, there's always hope, faith, and blind luck!

I’ve lost myself. I’ve gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, please tell me to wait there! P.S. I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a floppy.

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.

Never be afraid to try something new. remember, amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.

If I could get a firm grip on reality... I'd choke it.

"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time."

"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'"

"I'm too busy getting lost to read a map!"

"Women who behave rarely make history."

Don't take silence as a weakness nobody plans a murder out loud.

"Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth."

"That's what living in their world is – a big lie. An allusion where everyone looks the other way and pretends that nothing unpleasant exists at all, no goblins of the dark, no ghosts of the soul."

"Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?"

"When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when all is dire and bleak, there is always hope."

“You weren’t paying attention. Besides, the best way to win an argument is to knock the other person out

"If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will become your downfall."

Sticks and stones may break your bones, aimed with angry art. Words can stick like anything, but silence breaks the heart.

"I enjoy sarcasm. So should you."

"The thing I don't get is why they call it a Depression. I mean, everybody's broke, but they're not really all that depressed."

Good luck seldom comes in pairs but bad things never walk alone.

English: A language that lurks in dark alleyways, beats up other languages, and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary.

You make my face orifice crescents curl upwards at the ends. (What a delightfully revolting way for me to say smile, I should really stop saying that.)

When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.

Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life.

“Quiet people have the loudest minds.”

You wouldn't last five minutes in my head.

Although we are of the quietest individuals in a group of people, alone, or in our minds, we are the loudest.

Dreams are born of imagination, fed upon illusions, and put to death by reality.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never escape it alive anyway.

After a time, you may find that "having" is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as "wanting." It is not logical, but it is often true.

"If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.

Only the good die young. That is why immortality is reserved for the greatest of evils.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Even on the road to hell, flowers can make you smile.

The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

I like a man who grins when he fights.

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

If we are unwilling to be aware of the dark, we cannot see the light.

'Guns don't kill people. Brothers with pretty sisters do!'

'I'm not short-tempered; I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.'

Life Quote: "...the sharpest weapon is the kind and gentle spirit."

'A secret can be shared among two people only if one of the two is dead'

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

"Not the power to remember, but it's very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence."

If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

"We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more."

"My strength alone cannot suffice, but I see no others who will stand and fight."

"Although, I know it's unfair I reveal myself one mask at a time."

"Sometimes legends make reality, and become more useful than the facts."

"I'm only human, I've got a skeleton in me, but I'm not the villain despite what you're always preaching."

"At least now I don't have to be kind nor good. I'll be cruel and I'll be obscene, tear out my tongue 'cause I've been redeemed."

The truth about Good and Evil is all a matter of how you see it. The Guardian Angel who aides you in battle is seen by your enemy as a Demon Destroyer. The is no black, and no white, only shades of gray.

I know very little about yesterday, other than it's behind us. And worrying about tomorrow is pointless because it will never arrive. But at the same time I know that today is the yesterday of tomorrow. So I live for the now that will eventually be, and hope that the now that has been was worthwhile.

Time holds little meaning to those lost within nightmares, for time becomes simply another monster seeking to destroy the hope of ever waking up.

“Love me or hate me, both are in my favor…If you love me, I'll always be in your heart…If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind.”

Hate isn't the opposite of love, indifference is the opposite of love because if you hate, you still care.

I'm mad at myself, not you. I'm mad for always being nice. I'm mad for apologizing for things I didn't do. I'm mad for getting attached. I'm mad for thinking about you, but most of all I'm mad for not hating you, when I should.

The flow of time is different for a man thinking he is about to die.

I LOVE EVERYBODY. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I would love to punch in the face.

"I hate you, and I love you. It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you."

I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.

You say that you love the rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when the wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.

Hate is just a word for somebody you love but no longer believe in.

Nothing lasts forever, forever is a lie all we have is what's between hello and goodbye.

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many seven-letter words have five i's.

I won't give up, shut up, let up, or slow up.

Just when you think you're safe, and you let your guard down, you're in more danger than you have ever been before.

"Then it may be unstoppable. Prepare, brothers and sisters, for what may be our final battle"

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it... always.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.

"I thought I understood what was best. I knew too little and believed too soon."

"Things come apart so easily when they have been held together with lies."

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.

How strange when an illusion dies. It's as though you've lost a child.

Half a truth is often a great lie.

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are.

The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie, deliberate, contrived and dishonest, but the myth, persistent, persuasive and unrealistic.

No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.

Falsehoods not only disagree with truths, but usually quarrel among themselves.

There's a lot in the world that we don't say. And sometimes it's the silence that speaks the loudest.

She's my best friend, if you break her heart I'll break your face.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown... and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me... But not as much as I scare them.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I respect your opinion, I just think its stupid.

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else.

If you can't get the skeletons out of your closet, you'd better teach them to dance.

I'm going to act like nothing is wrong, talk like everything is perfect, pretend it's all a dream, and imagine it's not hurting me.

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, Sing like there's nobody listening, And live like it's heaven on earth.”

“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect -and I don't live to be- but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!”

"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry."

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

You've got to take the good with the bad, smile with the sad, love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget. Learn from mistakes, but never regret.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain.

I've learned that things change, people change, and it doesn't mean you forget the past or try to cover it up. It simply means that you move on and treasure the memories. Letting go doesn't mean giving up... it means accepting that some things weren't meant to be."

I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that don't change; when everybody else does.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

Never regret something that made you smile, just be glad that it was their for a wile.

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

there's a little truth behind every [just kidding, a little curiosity behind every [just wondering, a little knowledge behind every [I don't know, and a little emotion behind every [I don't care].

I am the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes...

I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody else thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not.

There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.

If today was perfect there would be no need for tomorrow.

The best things in life are unseen, that's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

My best dreams and worst nightmares have the same people in them.

Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere.

In the end everyone will hurt you... it's up to you to decide who is worth the pain.

Forget about the people in your past... they didn't make it to your future for a reason!

Not all scars shows. Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain that someone feels.

I'm a strong girl who keeps her stuff in line, even when I have tears going down my face, I always manage to say those two words -I'm Fine-

Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain.

The two hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.

Fate decides who walks into your life. You decide who you let stay, who you let walk away, and who you refuse to let walk out.

"If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun."

There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. what you've got to do is turn around and say "watch me".

Sometimes you have to smile... Pretend everything's okay. Hold back the tears, And just walk away.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

"Be careful..the ones that make you smile are the same ones that can shatter your heart."

Its funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.

Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday... Was it worth it?

The best memories are the ones that you try to explain but in the end...you just say... "you had to be there".

When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over.

If your problem has a solution then...why worry about it? If your problem don't have solution then...why worry about it?

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.

Have you ever felt so alone and nothing seems to make sense? well that's how I feel right now. I feel like I'm facing everything by myself with nothing but tears and a fake smile...

Pain doesn't hurt if it's all you've ever felt.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

There are two kinds of secrets. Those we keep from others... And those we hide from ourselves.

I'm sorry yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

Success is getting up one more time.

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

DECLARATION OF PERFECTION-- I am not perfect. I live on the planet Earth where humans live. Humans aren't perfect. Never have been. Never will be. So I don't always wear the right clothes. And I don't always use the right shoes. My memory sometimes fails me. I don't look like a fashion model. I don't cook like a French chef. I don't always do what people expect of me. I am human. I am imperfect. But there is no one else like me in this whole wide world. I am unique. I am a miracle.

Life would be perfect if some girls had a mute button, some guys had an edit button, bad times had a fast forward button, and good times had a pause button...

It's just one of those days where you lock yourself in your room, crank the depressing music, curl up on your bed, and cry for no reason at all.

Don't just look, observe.. Don't just swallow, taste.. Don't just sleep, dream.. Don't just think, feel... Don't just exist, live...

She'll be the first to admit that she's not perfect. Her life's a wreck, and the only thing holding her up is the hope that it'll get better. She's got some friends who would die for her, and she has friends that would kill her, given the chance. She has the mental stability of a psychiatric patient, and the constant drama that surrounds her doesn't help. She's lost all of the people she depended on, whether it be death, or betrayal. Despite everything that has happened to her, the reason she keeps hanging on is the hope that it will all get better.

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which has the potential to turn a life around.

I'm just me . and that's all I can be no more . no less . no 2nd guess I laugh . I love . I live . I cry . and some times I wish I would die some days I'm funny others I'm not some times I'm in overdrive . and I cant stop you may not like me . but that's ok this is me . and this is how ill stay.

I am strong because I am weak, I am beautiful because I know my flaws, I am a lover because I am a fighter, I am fearless because I have been afraid, I am wise because I have been foolish, and I can laugh because I've known sadness.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

"When ever I have a Problem, I just sing. Then I know my voice is a lot worse then my Problem."

Behind the smile, behind the courage, behind the laughter, lies and hurt, the pain and sorrow. Behind the mask, lies me. The me you never took the time to get to know.

Life is like writing with a pen. you can cross out your past but you can't erase it.

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.

You can never make the same mistake twice. . because the second time you make it, its not a mistake, its a choice.

The moment someone tells you you're not good enough, is the moment you know you're better than them.

At the end of the day when I crawl into bed and all the lights go out my thoughts can finally rise to the surface. Ya I'm a little bruised, slightly broken, and permanently scarred but I'm still here aren't I? I'm still fighting, I'm still waking up everyday to go through it all over again. This life may be hard as hell but it's still a gift and I'm going to live every moment of it.

Being on top of the world doesn't mean anything unless you know what it's like to be at the bottom.

I'm not changing who I am, I'm just finally figuring it out.

You got to hurt in order to know. Fall in order to grow. Lose in order to gain. Because most of life's lessons are learned in pain.

Smiles, tears, superficial fears, All are part of the teenage years. First dates, first cars, Having crushes on football stars. First jobs, First kisses, One to many hits and misses. The best years of growing up, With great achievements and screwing up. Good girls, bad boys, Finally throwing out old toys. Sneaking out, getting caught, Remembering all the fights we've fought. Boyfriends, girlfriends, hoping they're love never ends. Heart-breaks, making out, Just to hear parents shout. High school college, then it ends, Its time to change once again. But we'll always remember all of the times, When we won we lost and when we cried. We'll always have memories of our fights and fears, And all the good times spent in the teenage years.

Silence scares me...It gives me too much time to think..

When life puts you in tough situations, Don't say "Why me" Say "Try me".

I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

People that don't know me, think I'm quiet. People that know me, wish I was.

I speak Sarcasm as a second language

Screw hugs. I’m going to tackle you when I see you.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Normal people worry me.

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I don't need your attitude, I have my own.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

In the real world, as in dreams, nothing is quite what it seems.

Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.

"These are American components. You can't work them." - American astronaut. "American Components, Russian Components, They're all made in Taiwan." - Russian Astronaut.

You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness.

And I'm quoting, because I don't have the time or energy to make stuff up anymore.

I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.

The thing under my bed waiting to grab my ankle isn't real. I know that, and I also know that if I'm careful to keep my foot under the covers, it will never be able to grab my ankle.

"I am only one, but still I am one. I can't do everything, but I can still do something and just because I can't do everything isn't going to stop me from doing the something that I can."

Three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

"If everyone cared and nobody cried, if everyone loved and nobody lied, if everyone shared and swallowed their pride, then we'd see the day when nobody died."

Shoot for the moon. If you miss, you'll land among the stars, and if you fall, you'll land on top of the world. And if you fall off that, well, you're screwed.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 different ways it won't work.

Even the sun sets in paradise

If you don't live for something, you'll die for nothing.

Young enough to know you can, old enough to know you shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway.

"How cruelly sweet are the echoes that start, when memory plays an old tune on the heart."

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

"Not all who wander are lost."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

"A friend to all is a friend to none."

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignirance and conscientious stupidity."

"Its kind of fun to do the impossible."

"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time."

"Telling the difference between transparent and invisible is an acquired skill. Until you've practiced, you can't make the choice between looking through and looking at."

“The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible”

"Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning; but give me the man who has the gut to fight when he's sure of loosing."

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.

I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.

I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

I'm not fluent in stupid so speak slowly to me.

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex; they should draw the line at goats."

"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16's going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

"People fear death even more than pain. It’s strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over."

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I was aiming for your face.

Inside we all want a zombie apocalypse.

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not, and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry if the guy who plays Edward in Twilight jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile!

99.9% of girls would die if Justin Beiber went missing if you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile (DOWN WITH JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!)

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you